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This is a once in a 100-year chance to finally declutter your life, mentally and physically. To rest and restore your well being, to save 90% of your money. You can read, learn new skills, better yourself, even maybe improve yourself to escape the office toil you hate so much and get a better paid job after all of this.

You're here on Yas Forums though like every other day.

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alri

>glamorous

God I wish that were me

Might deliberately get myself banned so I don't spend all fucking day on this shitty site AGAIN.

playing the outer worlds

So are you

>glamours single mother of two, 43
grim grim grim

women are so................. silly

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WAY-HEE

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>You're here on Yas Forums though like every other day.
no im here every day

with £65k he could have bought a street in manchester and walked his dog down that haha

im alri
'ow 're you me lad

EDGY NEET BANNED HALVE OF BRIT

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clogwog utterly destroyed

m.youtube.com/watch?v=-EKXjqVMjKU
Found 190

First time here in 2 months

is that mickey?

Are Gazz

you say that every time you get an alri?

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sometimes i go into a yank thread and make a subtle post that i know will rile up the runts and then close the thread

hope the midget nigger nextdoor wraps his shitty riced out car around a lamp pole

also dislike chinks and jannies

(that outta do it )

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lads am i doing this tripcode thing right

slag tings

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Fave cheese?

*bewildered look*

I want to shag Emma Watson.

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kek

KEK

did that here yesterday. got like 12 yous hehe

>other
Upwards nod and grunt

is she wearing cut up CDs

What way does Universal Credit work now then? Since people cant realistically look for a job while they're on it

Want to pee in her mouth

janny loves it when big gay niggers fuck his obese anus

Wasn’t worth posting yesterday

it varies x

EDGY

looking somewhere in between an anime character and an SS officer on the left there

cock cheese

cringe at all this

*FREE
MONEY

big fan of the *teleports away* gimmiqúe

I like drugs as much as the next guy, but this is fucking grim.

>Since people cant realistically look for a job while they're on it
Why not? Retailers and care agencies are hiring

fair play
you rollin' out the red carpet Sunday?

bit extreme

The chinese are not part of the human race.

what a cunt

what happened to the oxford bender

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>Care
Grimmest grim

nice one dickhead

died of the gay cancer

So why did hiro decide to hire a bunch of ex-redditor and ex-neogaf mods for this site?

Died. Aids

Have replaced every hair follicle on my face with pubic hair follicles

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not made of bandwidth

bravo champ

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Not everyone in the world can be a retailer or a nurse. Fucking hell, I dread to see the state of the economy once this ends.

growing a moustache

nice one saving the thumbnail you fucking SPAZ

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umm sweetie fuck off x

are you little fags gonna hurry up and report my posts so I get banned soon?

COR she's glamorous ain't she

mad how in their desperation for absolute power the tories have literally fabricated a national crisis. once the details come out this will be known as the worst and certainly most evil coverup in history
if you speak to sources within the nhs that have managed to escape the tory censorship campaign, they will tell you that actual number of cases is in the low hundreds, and deaths currently stand at approx. 30 (all were in late stages of terminal illnesses at time of infection)
but to achieve the ultimate tory goal; complete control and house arrest of all citizens, media companies have been paid billions of pounds (unironically) to set up a complex false-news campaign to scare people into complying with the new regime, which includes and is not limited to false reporting of death tolls/case numbers within this country and abroad

rum

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ngl I absolutely love janny. I love how much pain and seethe me causes edgy thick gobshites on here whose only purpose in life is having people post in their /brit/ edition

shit

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no snitches on /brit/ lad

had a dream I was in a pub with 190, the oxford bender and aisha and 190 was crying to himself and aisha was being grumpy and angsty and henry was on his phone looking at gay photography
me? I was sipping a pint
haha

Yes lad, 800,000 people can all just start working in Tesco. That's definitely how it works.

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bet this is a cracking post I'm positive I'll read it at some point

perhaps if you did the niggers in all caps gimmick i would consider it x

mmmm

mad how one of you probably read this random stream of consciousness and now knows im popping off for a wank and afterwards ill have a shit n a shower haha mad as that init mad as

phwoar look at them pixels

virgin

unreal

unironically think the janny does a good job this isn't even a meme.

Before him peple were fighting to post a new thread at 250 posts so posts would slow past 200.

He does a good job. I unironically think he should get paid

going to play some world of warcraft methinks

what are you doing now

too big

but i thought he does get paid?

yeah its surgery

POO

Any of you gone out and shagged a single mum? I kept getting matches with them but I can't imagine how you'd get round the awkwardness of having a kid wandering about

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Even a high resolution image is still just pixels

I'll have you know that I used to be a prime shagger before this lockdown happened

>Noooooo you can’t make me work in a Tesco I’m a recruitment consultant

nary a pixel

Mate dated an 18 year old single mum when he was 26

*prints out a bunch of /brit/ posts to read on the bog later*

mad how 7 pigs with the same mother can have 5 different fathers

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what is the technical name for black pigglets?

Impressive if true

racism btfo

pigs need some milk

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just like n

me on the right

BAFTA Games Awards at 7 PM British time, live on twitch.tv/bafta. Hosted by Dara O'Irish.

find it grim that some of you take your phone into the toilet with you while you have a poo, absolute rodents

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Middle class people love their shit puns