Are you attending the prestigious institution that is Zoom university?

Are you attending the prestigious institution that is Zoom university?

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I am literally "attending" my lecture right now

I have an online test in literally 12 minutes
Of course my whole class has shared a drive for everyone to put answers and cheat so it should be alright but I'm still nervous

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And they expect me to take a 10 hour course from saturday to sunday on this shit?

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Yes

yes, but my profs record them all so i've attended one and just watch the vods at 2x speed

Yes, but I spend most of the lecture shitposting here.

lmao I had an exam yesterday
I used one laptop to take the exam and my other laptop to search the lecture notes and google for the answers

How the fuck do you take notes at 2x?

Yeah lol. Another lecture in 8 minutes

>Was doing shit in my vector calculus class, last required class for my major. Currently sitting on a D+
>All final exams cancelled
>Uni changes all courses to PASS/FAIL
Well I lucked out there desu

Yes, I entered the meeting with a name that insults Islam three times. First I got a block, the second and third the instructor put 0s in two quizzes for the entire class.

I havent yet, but have to when the lectures start in two and half weeks

>tfw can't do this in my group because the lecturer has personally contacted few of the students as his secret plant
motherfuckers got a whole class an E few days ago.

Zoomers gonna zoom.

Based

chad

I'm a free-thinking atheist but this sounds fedora-tier.

I listen and take as much as I can and before I erase and write down anything more that I need quickly. Still faster.

Thank god, apparently they send data about what you are doing to you employeer?

Based.

I hate this specific teacher who is also a salafist so I'm doing it just for him. He practically had a mental breakdown today and signed off the lecture.

Holy

I think I'll have to make a bunch of projects instead of tests.

What name did you use

>his professors don't do lectures on twitch
get on our level

Why you can only have a 40 min session there
I like skype more

yes

you can actually spend as much time as you want there

My professor just posts the lecture slides online and expects the class to read it themselves. I do the bare minimum now since my university gave me the option of taking pass or fail instead of a letter grade

The unsheathed cock of allah

What an asshole

I have 2 hour seminars on zoom

Ok, I understand wanting to irritate a radical believer (that's what salafists are, right?) but think of all the moderate peaceful believers whose religion you insulted

kek one of mine professors just said "watch last year's lectures, see you in June for the exams lol"

I don't mind since I'll be taking the pass option. I'm kinda glad since I bombed the midterms and assignments

>whatever lol

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Okay seriously user I excuse you because you probably don't have much experience with muzzies but if you think they can be divided into radical/moderate muzzies they you probably don't know what you are talking about, and that's okay.

Did you donate though?

>Why yes, I was failing the course and only passed because of a global pandemic

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That professor clearly gives 0 fucks anymore

I record each lesson and I upload it on YouTube then I save from the automatic subtitle generated by google. Easy notes

Glad I jerked off when the semester started kek

We use Skype for business. Let's just say it's not that great.

Same. Honestly, I'm a good boy and I wouldn't cheat anyway, but this makes that option impossible for me.

no, some retard was spamming kappa faces in the chat though and the teacher kept deleting them

I cannot focus online at all. I need to be in class to function properly, while typing this I am "attending" my lecture right now, and I have no clue what's being discussed. The only saving grace is that my uni is no longer giving letter grades anymore

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>while typing this I am "attending" my lecture right now, and I have no clue what's being discussed.
same kek

This

Feel the same mate, I can't fucking focus at home. My brother is doing fine but he spends just about all of his day doing work anyway so it doesn't bother him.

I will be there in an hour to prove to my prof I knew what I was doing in a class project

holy shit this is based

What class

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Who /work from home/ chad? I'm doing LESS and getting PAID for it. While you losers pay to sit on zoom meetings I get paid to sit on the chad microsoft teams meetings

Did you know what you were doing?

Zoom has just proved how bad boomers are with technology, my lecture was postponed an hour yesterday because the lecturer couldn't figure out how to get the stream going and this dude is a professor in fluid mechanics. I thought it was bad when they struggled with projectors but this is something else

>Uni suspended online classes because there are apparently a lot of students without devices at home to attend online lectures
I wonder what your professor would do if you simply gave him a hard time and said you couldn't do any of the online work

AI, we trained a convolutional neural network to identify dog pictures from a subset of the cifar-10 dataset, we got nice metrics but the thing was probably overfitted lmao

Sort of, I should be reading the concepts rn

I'm taking an AI class right now. We just did a chapter on image classifiers using some kind of regression, but I have no clue what's going on in that class anymore desu

>tfw when you don't have to worry about job security because you have four more years to go

Kek, in my case it was the other way around. Several students missed like 20 minutes of the class because they couldn't access the professor's audio.

Lmao well, our profs don't know that
which is ok, since idon't wanna sit on my ass all day long

Man I'm having a hard time following a 2nd accounting class, I'm such a brainlet

Based. We have CSGO to play desu

I'm a brainlet too user, I really only understand like 10% of my AI class

>helping journalists

I didn't either, I followed an online guide almost to the letter, I can probably spit out the words but I didn't play around with the network enough to justify why we structured it the way we did

No need to bash yourself, see above

mr. slow hands can't hand write apparently

To be fair, accounting is probably the hardest part in your field, we took an introductory course in it and people struggled with it.

t. engineerign student

tbf alot is shitty UI design. I hate when there are just icons everywhere, without text (not even a tooltip)

Same, granted I'm doing decently in all my classes, but having the option available is nice.

We use bluejeans
The class I teach decided to just prerecord
really comfy from a teachers perspective
I also play video games during office hours/review sessions
Technically I am since I can't do research right now
My school also offered the pass/fail thing

That makes me feel a little bit better thank you
This is the only accounting class I have left, so that's a big relief. Also why are engineering students taking accounting
Students at my school had a change.org campaign to convince the school to change it to pass or fail kek

ye, my language courses are moved online