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screaming

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that bloke who comes on tv every ad break talking about coronavirus is the dodgiest looking reptilic cunt ive ever witnessed, not a single pallet of warm blood has ever traveled his vessels

A happy balance has to exist somewhere. Would be happy if my girl just washed her fucking hair and styled it more often. She looks a literal clown most days.

how do British women manage to be the least attractive and most entitled women in Europe

*trades meat for all of the above*

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lmao

*fewer cars
*fewer cruise ships
*fewer planes

appalling image really

Witty's got the 'rona mate, lay off him

10/10 post

the gypsy king

women are the same everywhere desu

GFberg has decided she's coming over tomorrow so guess I'd best delete tinder.

youtube.com/watch?v=SBN4tttmKBY

choon

don't worry this thread will be deleted so nobody will read this post

wrong that

>Same amount of cows.

literally WHAT did they mean by this?

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the ready salted crisps one? really enjoyed it mate

very wrong that

kek

please... stop... dont hurt me...

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might become a rapper called Roney C and go on about leaving the crowd breathless and that

it's mental how everybody being shut inside their houses lowered pollution
a real bafflement

corr imagine the scenes in pubs and clubs on the first night after lockdown. what a party.

wonder how tim's coping with the lockdown

Schizo logic

sex? wow

no

youtu.be/_x6D-t2UZaA
youtu.be/_x6D-t2UZaA

Findom is in their veins

Mental that when I went to the hospital with a broken foot half the people in the waiting room were some flavour of non-white. Live in a 98% white county

I ain't toxic that's just my persona
leave your girl breathless like she got corona

Emergency powers run out in September.
Ability for the gov to pay people's wages runs out in May.
Government officials explicitly said that lockdown won't last 6 months.

It's pretty obvious lockdown isn't going to be that long.

no that was belted out by these here hands, i refuse to let him take credit for my craft

imagine how many thirsty slags there will be who will take any cock they can get their hands on and give you the best shagging of your life

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yeah mental

*stays inside gaming*

>after lockdown
sweetie...

Rutland?

too many brits here

be fun holiday I reckon to go to cities when they reopen bars and clubs

we should ban cars now while we have the change

Is it true that to get the economy up and running we're going to have to go clean fucking mad when we get out of here

Lincolnshire

Entitled to what exactly mate?

no

banning them in london would be a great idea

based

alri neighbour

yeh rumour has it were gonna be strapped to cycle machines n forced to peddle 18 hours a day just to keep it afloat

got dat damn muddafuggen coonvirus

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NOOOO YOU CAN JUST DRIVE YOUR CAR
YOURE KILLING THE ENVIROOOOONNNMENNNTT!!!!!!

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Never been, are you part of the yorkosphere.

loving this conspiracy runt throwing his toys out the pram

Choking at this description

hey gud lukin

Honestly find white women easiest to shag in Britain compared to anywhere else in Europe.

Just walk you fat bastard

Mate it's time for bed. You've been scrolling all day, give it a rest

MORNIN' GEORGE
>OI get back inside you dozy prick, key worker my foot you're a sodding window cleaner!

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mad how people care about the environment when we're gonna be dead before it effects us anyway

It's only 2pm

but then we wont have obscene levels of violent crime, child abuse and entire streets lined with dirty takeaways and grotty newsagents.

>>I don't like beer
>hello child

nice gimmique

Limpwrist soy's go-to argument against meat consumption is all the pollution and gases they give off.

*affects

Somewhat, bit poorer than Yorkshire in general and very flat

brown skin slags are hotter than white ones though

didnt ask eco virge

its literally called being a decent human being you idiot

youtube.com/watch?v=fEQi35Gdrb8

>bit poorer than Yorkshire
have grimmer words ever been contemplated

Adam Schlesinger, from the US power pop band Fountains of Wayne, has died aged 52 in a New York hospital, his family lawyer has confirmed.

He had been receiving treatment for Covid-19, with the use of a ventilator.

The bass player co-wrote the band's 2003 hit, Stacy's Mom - an ode to unrequited teenage lust, which starred model Rachel Hunter in the video.

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livestock apparently cause as many Co2 emissions as cars

NOOOOOOOOO what do you mean you don't like this reddit ipa with some edgy name brewed by some post trans xer and xi couple NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>its literally called being a decent human being you idiot

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>its literally called being a decent human being you idiot

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It’s grim up’t north

You really think all the niggers are going to stay inside?

Absolutely love the

>NOOOOO YOU CANT JUST X YOU HAVE TO X NOOOOO

Meme, gets me everytime.

don't care honestly
hope they all die

how old is that daughter

This is actually becoming pretty serious. Definitely a new world order going to be developed over the next couple of years.

so bored

>yeah bro coronavirus is just a jewish conspiracy to keep us inside bro
>but the jews own the economy which is currently crashing bro

>redditspacer likes reddit meme
kell suhprees

can't wait to order pizza corrr

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theyre not. same with muzzies. which is why their communities are rife with 'rona. long may it continue.

so is the new world order that was in charge before the old new world order? and this will be the new new world order?

it's already been in place of thousands of years
they are simply getting ready to reveal themselves to the world

Wh*Toid inventions:

>Genocide
>world wars
>weapons of mass destruction

you just dont get it do you?

that would make it an old world order