/brit/

not wrong though

still hooting about the video of stacey the paramedic walking out of her barratt new build getting into her white financed audi while the whole street clap her

LOL should have seen the look on your face you actually thought you were infected. great april fools gookmoot

you still cross my mind from time to time x

stop worshiping white coats

feel the same
don't think any of my friends really like me, I'm just there because I always have been
the failed normie experience

Rorke calling his doctor a subhuman nigger who deserves the rope then crying when he gets kicked out of a&e

Britain will once again unite to clap the NHS workers on the frontline of the battle against coronavirus - same time, same place.

link?

mental how bad the NHS is compared to proper first world healthcare systems

You simply HAVE to provide link

Why do rich people in the uk live in estates far away from everyone?

what??? you're not going to clap the NHS workers????
noooooo you can't just not clap them you RACIST

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they want to clap every thursday at 8pm until all this is over

not even joking

*drives to the nursing ward in a shiny new audi*

want all nonce hunting channels to resume content but instead of catching nonces they catch people not practicing social distancing or speaking ill of the NHS

The clapping thing is pretty queer alright.

I found out a year after I graduated that all my high school friends had a big discord where they regularly organised meetups and game sessions. I assume we all lost contact with each other right after graduation. Years later and apparently they're still a tight knit group.

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most doctors are morons

barely any black doctors

You're genuinely fucking kidding.

Just not true, be quiet

Absolutely terrified that one day when I’m delirious from anaesthetic I’ll call a doctor a nigger or something.
Not even rorke in the slightest, just worried what years of this place has done to my subconscious

please tell me you're having a laugh
there's simply no way

Clap for our Carers will start at 8pm tonight from the nation's doorsteps, windows, gardens and balconies.

"Let's see if we can make more of a racket than last week," tweeted @94inchandy, who will definitely be joining in.

"Give the kids your pots and pans, let granny use our vuvuzelas - you'll never walk alone."

keep an eye out for anyone committing clapcrime

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Hmm yes, the same thread over and over again, just to make the same moronic point

mental how there's probably like 40 people out there clapping and all they could buy her collectively is a tiny box of cadbury heroes

Considered being a doctor but would burn out on the pointless study, and would probably get fucked over on my rotations and end up in a shitty ward like maternity or gastro.

@3595
hat

rules for thee not for me

30yo bloke who dresses in womens tartan clothes

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enjoying these persistent OPs ngl

>””””first”””” world countries
>getting shown up by shitters next to china like vietnam and thailand during the COVID19 crisis

HOLY
FUCKING
CRINGE

this is just cope though, it's been gutted so much

Phone keeps trying to put my real name in the name box on Yas Forums haha
Silly phone

I'm fucking now.

fucking hell

aye just how it goes sometimes
at least I shag

thinking about starting an applause for McDonald's workers

oh look, the same moron in every thread claiming the throne above everyone else.

It's all a hoax!!! they're just creating fear and panic!!!

(unlike myself when i warn of the global conspiracy to enslave all of humanity teehee)

wypipo be like "damn this drumpf 2 spicy" lmaooo

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love phoneposting ngl

couldn't make it 2 picoseconds in

AND IF YOU DOOOOOONT FUCKING CLAP
AND IF YOU DONT FUCKING CLAP THEN YURE A NONCE

Ah yes the scots.

>go to a country
>rape their children
>claim racism to avoid arrest
Why is leftypol like this

actually seizing and convulsing at the thought of having a clappening every week

Throckmorton welcome to the filter list

you're what I like to call a kike shill

i can't in my mind work out how this is anything related to british culture

>2 to 3 more weeks of this shit
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>collapsed with white voters
highly doubt this, orange man has the next election in the bag

incels btfo

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modern in britain is so based

Had someone reach out to me a few times last year over text but now when I text them they just ignore me. Dunno what I did.

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Can't stop posting
Won't stop posting

Paramedics literally make $55k a year here. Quite criminal considering your average cunty registered nurse is making upwards of $80k.

NEED an NHS Nurse to smash my bollocks into oblivion for not clapping

1 million people already unemployed and we're not even 2 weeks into the shutdown
ALL of them claiming bennies

he’s right but fucking hell could’ve hired someone ugly for the video

Social skills >>>> anything physical

is that the game where john o shea did a world class chip?

TSUUUUUUUUUU

thoughts on Belgium?

They only gave me 35 a week when I was on JSA
Mad times

what went wrong with our island lads

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Why does everyone seem to hate nurses all of a sudden? Thought you only got arrogant ones in Yankland no.

add whatever soundtrack you like

so this is the power of bojo...

is that the game where the man kicked the ball?

Told her my insta id and she liked the message. 5 hours later and no friend request .

what people haven't realised is that over the past 5 years there's been a massive migration of middle class white liberals from the urban cities into the cheaper suburbs and rural areas. these white liberals have fled the GOP in massive droves because they don't like trump's rhetoric and have started voting Dem. because they're now gentrifying counties that used to be solidly red republican, they're going to end up giving the election to the Dems.

Have shagged a dozen women without so much as a hello fs looks matter more than anything

underrated

recently left the NHS after a number of years working in large hospitals on the wards working alongside doctors and nurses. can tell you anything you need to know about the NHS and the people working in it.

did you shag any of the nurses?

Watch them end lockdown not because the peak has been reached, but because the gov is literally losing all it's money.

>Thought you only got arrogant ones in Yankland no
They're cunts worldwide user. It's a job that requires little to no skill except being able to talk so of course you're gonna get the most bitchy, braindead girls flocking to it.

NHS is subpar normally and cracking under the strain

FOY retard

yeah, it could be better... but it performs comparably to most OECD health systems. Some rankings but it near the top globally.

did you have a wank with the surgical gloves

based

where the greatest kicked the most iconic ball

what are some common misconceptions people have about the NHS?

went to the hospital a month ago and there was a massive gay pride flag flying in the place of the union jack
told me everything I needed to know

Best beer in Europe outside of the UK

Lachlan plays /brit/ to his will like a fiddle.

jesus christ nothing's biting tonight

american politics >>>> british politics simple as

steal and benzos, ket, speed or opiates my lad? Bet you're all off your nut on free drugs haha

Redpill us on the various types of people that work in different roles please

It's massively underprepared for the virus compared to Germanics or nords

it's just edgy /brit/pol virgins who hate the NHS because le lefties like it

Had a girl come to talk to the uni cohort about how she did a semester of overseas study/internship in London. Apparently she cried several times a week and was paying the equivalent of $400 AUD a week for a room in a sharehouse 40 minutes away from work, but that it was worth it because "IT WAS LONDON!!!".

Thoughts on nerdy girls?