>yes teacher, i'm present.
Yes teacher, i'm present
Christian Scott
Noah Bailey
i was playing minecraft during online classes and my teacher gave me a noise complaint :(
Charles Bell
>yeah, I do play Bannerlord instead of listening to the lecture
Nicholas Scott
>HELLO!!!!!!
>*loud lip smack*
>IS THIS THING ON?!?!?!
Adam Turner
>*bzzz* *crack*
>Sorry I think the connection is bad. I can't stay.
>What do you mean you saw me doing that with my mouth?
Brandon James
I used to play Fire Emblem in my laptop in front of the teacher during some shitty class of economics
Yeah I was "that kid"
Jayden Stewart
kek
Charles Baker
>TEACHER!!!! Gigachad is blasting music through his microphone!
Landon Morris
>No, doctor, I did not study the slides before the lecture, that is your job
Nolan Kelly
*joins meeting*
*starts typing on my mechanical keyboard*
TAP TAP TAP TAPTAPTAPTAP TAP TAPTAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP
Matthew Long
>being a schoolchild
Benjamin Garcia
Wait, so people are actually having to use camming for school now?
Nicholas Myers
>business meeting
>call in
>put phone down
>masturbate to photos of my ex
Easton Miller
>short moment of silence in lecture
>Oh yeah blast my face daddy make me your fucking little cumslut
>Uuuugggghhhhhh
Anthony Cooper
>I don't have a webcam, you'll have to delay the test till I have one
Ryan Nguyen
some do
for my uni i only need a microphone
Blake Wright
>oh sorry miss, don't mind my parents arguing in the background ..... yes they're getting a divorce
Nathan Kelly
>tfw out of school almost a decade
Sorry zoomers, but I don't know this feel.
Henry Mitchell
>what's that noise? oh it's just my dad beating my mom
Joshua Russell
>hello miss, yes my computer broke so i decided to go to your house instead
Ethan Ramirez
BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS
Bentley Wilson
>*types cringe in the chat*
>sorry ma'am, that was just little brother messing around
this actually happened
Daniel Green
regular uni classes have been suspended (because 12% of students don't have access to the internet or whatever which is bullshit) but for some reason the confucius institute ones are still ongoing
i just use the shitty mic that comes with the earbuds i use on my phone since i don't have an actual mic
Adrian Collins
>Sorry yo, I gotta vacuum now, Mom said so
Grayson Evans
>tfw saves uttely destroyed by that bug that corrupts the files after enough reloads
>~25hours down the drain
Julian Powell
>Sorry, I taped over my webcam so the CIA wouldn't watch me masturbate.
>No, I won't remove it.
Parker Garcia
The fuck? You have to use a microphone and webcam for online classes? That sounds fucked.
Condolences, bros.
Xavier Watson
>Thanks for actively participating in my lecture gigachad.
>During these hard times it is wonderful to see you maintaining your excellent academic performance
Samuel Wilson
lol
Jayden Brown
none of us have the webcam except for the teacher. most of the time i just leave my mic off and play vidya lol
Christian Wright
kek
Jack Richardson
>Professor, would you mind if I record the class for those who weren't able to access it?
Jeremiah Williams
>hello? how do I turn on the camera?
Kevin Parker
>Teacher, I have something to show you...
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN I AM KICKED OUT
Ryan Gonzalez
>BzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Daniel Lewis
Same here
Aaron Diaz
>tfw school is doing great, have a little hard time following along sometimes but nothing insurmountable
>coronavirus hits
>have to do everything from home now
>never have the willpower to do much and barely even follow the classes
>typing this right now while I'm supposed to work on some shitty html project
god fucking damnit I will never make it
Adam Stewart
>SNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF** OH GOD (FAPFAPFAPFAP) FUCCKK, HUHGHU, SNIIFF, HUHGJGUHHGUGHU (SMASHES DESK) I-I-IM COOOMING!!!!! IM COOMING, IM COOMING IM COOOMING IM COOOOOMING COOOOOOOOOOM, COOOMING, FUCCKKK, AHHAFHHAHUHG, COOOOOM, AW FUCK ITS EVERYWHERE, COOOOOM, AWGAHUGHAHG. Aw fuck, aw fuck. oh jesus.
>sorry is this on ?
Dylan Hall
The time I used it, 75% of the people that joined zoom didn't use their camera or their mic.
Connor Campbell
>Turn my camera on so I can be monitored during the exam? Sorry I dont have one.
>Install that google chrome exam proctoring extension so you can see what's happening on my pc during the exam? Sorry I dont install botnets on my PC
Jose Nelson
>no teacher I refuse to turn off my webcam while I jerk off I'm still listening the lecture
Cooper Gutierrez
He plays are remaster lol, 10 years of waiting for THAT.
Ryan Rivera
me too I will fail last year of highschool because of corona.
Christian Moore
which one(s)?
Leo White
>sorry user, you have to donate to my twitch stream to be able to watch the lecture
Zachary Morgan
Literally just stop being lazy faggots. If you can't keep up with school then you'll get raped if you get to uni
Lucas Stewart
Literally
Parker Campbell
>I'm sorry teacher, I won't be able to attend two classes one after another because i need at least one hour to beat my meat to femboy porn
Aaron Hall
>why yes i do learn in class and not play videogames. how did you know?
Colton Morales
tfw had to work this whole year to save up money for uni next year
Charles Richardson
ar lietuviskos bobutemokytojos sugeba vartoti kompa svietimui?
Nolan Moore
>of course I play modded terraria on my second monitor while the zoom meeting is in session, why do you ask?
Isaiah Evans
>school
I am already at uni though. I just can't help being a lazy fuck at home, my brain is hardwired to do fuck all when I'm at home and work at uni.
Joshua Flores
in norway you don't get attendance marks for not attending onlince classes so i have skipped them all like a true chad
Hudson Cook
are you unilaterally me?
Gavin Moore
good luck bro
Joseph Edwards
I absolutely 100% refuse to do any work or studying from home, home is for leisure time only. This is going to completely fuck over my degree but better to do that than be a cuckold who lets their principles slip.
Brandon Lopez
ninguém mandou estudar em universidade publica seu pobre lixo kkkkk
Robert Nguyen
Super autistic post get help
Gavin Brooks
I'm having this problem as well desu. I turn into a brainlet when I'm at home and can't get anything done.
Charles Torres
I feel you