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FK is the worst poster on /cum/

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Translation: I want a rich bf, but I don't wanna sound greedy for wanting a rich bf

just booty call a girl you knew before all the quarantine stuff started

the world is going to collapse and rich pipo know it. eat the rich

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>eat the rich

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Source?

theguardian.com/technology/2018/jul/23/tech-industry-wealth-futurism-transhumanism-singularity

The status quo isn't sustainable and they know it. They've been getting ready for a few years now.

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>its actually happening
>we were born just in time to witness the end of humanity

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peep section "9. What about security?" in the OP
rih nihhaz are FUCKED during a crisis
giant target on their backs at all times

lmao some black girl is SEETHING in my Yas Forums thread

it's just the end of the status quo

Christ will triumph over Satanist elites.

>my Yas Forums thread
yikes!

I want to be moderately physically intimidated by the one I love

Fuck, i want all this stupid wutang shit over so i can go to lime rock.

True. They wont be able to escape it either. Still, the whole thing is scummy and spoopy.

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i love muscle girls too user

If you didn't post on Yas Forums in the early 2010s, you're a normalfag.

I'm a limp dick loser
I wish I had a dominate older sister who routinely sexually assaulted and raped me when I was preteen and teen.

why am I like this

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that was a fucking long time ago. if you didn't leave r9k after "a gangbang of whining" there is something wrong with you.

No you don’t

Yas Forums is not any worse today than it ever was.

>Or making guards wear disciplinary collars of some kind in return for their survival
Great way to get a lot of loyalty from a hired gun!

>posting on Yas Forums ever
Pffft. I was here for one thing and one thing only, /g/uro.

What were you like 12 lmao

I HAVE BEEN CALLED A FUCKING LEAF FOR THE LAST TIME

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I came for the gore, but stayed for the cp

It just looks so much more alluring to feel somewhat at the mercy of the one you love

Literally fuck tons of asians are still going outside and doing shit.

which country is being fucking retarded

i posted on Yas Forums for a while when it was brand new as The OC Board but left after it turned into The VF Board

me on the left (the doggo)

Yeah BOIIiii!!!
youtube.com/watch?v=FpXn3HyPwjw

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i fap to the fantasy a lot

Getting hungry for lunch already

That’s because it’s fantasy

I literally only got one (1) post in with the biohazard before it went away what the heck nagasakimoot??

I have a distinct recollection of typing the meme "I'm 12 and what is this?" on Yas Forums and finding it funny that I was lying about my age in a separate direction than everyone else.

why is it different

is it terminal doc

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I turned out much better than most people my age, so I'm glad I got into Yas Forums and anime at a young age.

would be funny if he was raised without religion, and picked it up when poeple were meme posting catholicism on /lit/ years ago

im gonna yeet muself down the old town road

I've never browsed /lit/. I've been culturally Christian my whole life.

If I wanted to be Catholic, the whole rarely going outside thing would hinder communion.

It was funny that the "traditional" christians invaded this historically irreligious website like 7-8 years ago. it's been much shittier since.

why yes im a multicultural globalist, what give it up?

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fuck you

Christians have never been a significant presence on Yas Forums.

people here have always been contrarians
just a reflection of the turning tides of society as a whole

>joke bad
>woke good
go to bed ale

making pedophilic comments is not a joke

of course not. theyre just being annoying contrarians and larping. /lit/ is awful.

and dont tell me what to do

2D, maybe

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jokes don't have to be funny

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no im not
kys normie

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Nonce.

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i agree
making pedophilic comments are still not a joke

Am I a based Chinaman now?

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>go on tablet
>VLC gone
>different background
WHAT THE FUCK
If I have no movies I will FREAK

Oh yeah user I decided to fix your tablet since it was going so slow. I deleted all your old junk.

Pedos should be fed to the lions

women are the off meta class thats only good because it hard counters the most OP class in the game

I kind of want one of these

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I tried to buy a freezer to store all my meat today but they were sold out everywhere

i agree with this statement

wait how am i clean

been simping all day

>Congratulations! You have a new match!
>[Name] sent you a new message
it's a cute 18yo female in my area
>"""Pansexual Non-binary"""
bruh zoomies are so fucked

i want simps

My pronouns are Apache/Helicopter/Chopper, thank you

just hit and bounce. you don't have to entertain their delusions.

Fuck, it's been like 2 years and I still can't get used to sleeping alone
I hate this life so much

Ree
I was just somehow on a different user
Watching the gentleman now
Wish toil was busier.