/brit/

Might take some drugs during the next full moon

>China has a better health system than most of Europe

Yes, what's the issue here?

women are so silly

they saw me walking down the street

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not a fan of china

>pints
illegal under lockdown. have forwarded this post to the hotline.

Unironically very glad I've hidden all Irish posters

not missing anything i assure you

Want every Chinese girl over the age of 18 to line up then kick me in the bollocks one by one.

Why?

calm down jeffrey, now's not the time for fear
that comes later

youtube.com/watch?v=FeU-VoOi7iU

Might as well get it at this point

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Fuck yeah 'murica those defininitely aren't commieblocks nuh uh

The next 3 posters will do great things if they just give their heads a wobble then get after it with a passion.

Holy fuck. I remember ventrilo harassment

Stuck in quarantine so decided to do some cleaning and found my old finger box lads.
Haven’t used one in years, you lads ever tried it?

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clapping my mum for giving birth to me

mad how much work relies on me
they owe me a LOT

I know.

Irish lads in brit basically amount to 'LOL UK IRRELEVANT' and whining about stuff as if Ireland and Britain anre't remarkably similar.

Very, very tiring lads. Must get boring constantly being like that.

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

da da da da

youtu.be/bW-OLcZ4tGY
youtu.be/bW-OLcZ4tGY

My work has paid me £1500 to turn up for a month. I haven't done a fucking thing for the company.

This, so much this

so poo
what's the big deal?

What's rorke's take on the rise of far-right hindu nationalism in india?

only been off toil for 7 working days but it feels like ive been off for months. that's a good thing.

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Ah the nightly obsession has begun

if you genuinely believe that the country where the virus started, the country that had cases as early as december, the largest country in the world, has less cases than fucking spain, bearing in mind hubei province where it started alone has 12 million more people than the whole of spain, then i don't know what to tell you.

don't care

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shall be contacting toilberg about this
he's a person too you know

posting naked girls is against the rules

about time

corona is when i see you, guaranteed to be in ICU

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let me see those hands /brit/

youtu.be/rwrHWsvAXkY

What happens when you put your finger in it??

The next 3 posters should run 10km in 1 month

just rolled a lil spliffy :p

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ok, I'll try

diabeetus

The previous 5 posters should fuck off

>dabbing on muslims and pakis
based

>dsbbing on sikhs, christians, buddhists and ethnically sino-tibetan and tibeto-burman peoples in the north east
cringe

Very busy blocking Tory monsters who agree with the fascist Toby Young. Anyone who devalues human life and puts profit before people can fuck right off to Cuntsville, where Boris Johnson is mayor and Matt Hancock is the village idiot.

>nasal

diego unmasked

vm.tiktok.com/GoF8M8/

The NHS claps for me

I don't give a fuck i don't even spend it on anything. Personally hope the west falls by which i mean the internet goes down forever

no, I won't

is vaping the problem

You can and you will Chad

keep working on it, you might have something there
t. 'mimick pro

dont like hearing people speak Yas Forums /brit/ memes in real life

need a cleopatra sinns gf

Do believe i'm immune from this virus having replied to several pozzed retards

the incel menace

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no u

Based if Corbyn gets coronavirus

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am i infected

See man driving a german whip

found one of these in my dads stuff once took me so long to figure out what it was for

think of your lungs mate

m.youtube.com/watch?v=_3PUu88nOcw

i created some of brits most beloved gimmiques
featuring such hits as

'no it isnt
be quiet'

and the ever loved

'poo'

voca.ro/6fdvZHkzAmh

4 remain

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>am i infected

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economy is fucked, totally fucked

youtube.com/watch?v=A9LsCnnixaQ

that was all me actually

ask me do i care

do you care

Proof this is the same person?

good

do I care

i got the poison i got the remedy

Quite like the modern uk tbqh. The top of society has it so good that the bottom (dole bludgers like myself) can do whatever we want all day and still get money and housing so we don't die on the street like in other countries

why have none of you lads been cured?

twitter.com/shopfencing/status/1244730847632162824

china might as well be yellow theyve stopped recording all corona cases/deaths unless theyre non-chinese
because they think whoever gets the less deaths wins

imagine living in that cesspit

based

Brits insist that the UK and Ireland are alike while two more diametrically different neighbouring European nations it is difficult to imagine. Simply chalk and cheese and diverging ever more rapidly.

Would need more than 1 ecto to enjoy this 2bh

ded

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how did his hairline recover?

which country stands to benefit the most beconomically by corvid19? china
where did it originate? china
which country produces all the test kits, ventilators, masks, latex gloves and handwash? china

really makes you think

Seriously doubt these 4 left have no cases, probably have done fuck all testing

I do believe it though, with ease.

Possibly. I want lockdown to end because the aftermath of this thing will be infinitely more interesting than where we are now.

see man driving a wuhan whip

swaziland is basically an unincorporated part of south africa
south sudan, yemen and malawi are unironically too poor to even consider testing

it's everywhere lad

theres nothing based about it

Tuneage

Okay I'm re-downloading Grindr

cringe

Hi mate, this is a work-safe board and I'd like you to respect that yeah? Would be VERY embarrassing if I opened that image in the office whilst my line manager was walking by

based on what?

all the elite countries will be fine its the minors which china will be targeting will loans to help prop up their countries

have sex

curious as to how infected I am

y

estrogen

We produce alot of the ventilators

autistic people are highly susceptible to rapid onset gender dysphoria

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individual crematoriums in wuhan had up to 5000 urns delivered each this week

theres nothing cringe about it

Got 14 (fourteen) answers correct on University Challenge this week. Feeling VERY intellectual at the moment

janitor bastards very active today
why the fuck would i go to Yas Forums they're literal schizos and boomers over there

Just don’t post for a few hours and you will be cured. You lads haven’t been here all day, right?