british people be like
>"litcharally "
British people be like
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>ga-ROJ
Kek
That’s because the Garage is the king of the house, and Raj means king in Hindu
>Leer-duh-ruhly
There's a T in it leaf
>Lit-er-all-ee
why do you all speak like a concussed speed freak?
>"I sawr a video on you-choob..."
>he doesn't say lee-ta-rul
lih'rully
freaks
bri ish
>"minge"
bri'ish
wa'a
>SKWERL
Don't tell me British niggas pronounce this differently
they say something like skeewhirrrrrl
skwee-ruhl
>MEER
>Can I get a glassa wahder
>jeet yet?
Lid-er-uh-ly
Grahj
Based
>go anywhere in the American Midwest
>"WARSH"
Why
mirrOR
I refuse to accept any criticism from a yank after hearing how they pronounce "herbs"
>aig (egg)
>creg (craig)
>Juicy Bits
Shut up you ermaphrodite
U R B S
>'rbs
British people like oi m8 I'm litcharally gonna watch some bloody yewchoob on chewsday afternoon innit m8
haha what are we like ay? absolute bloody nutters ain't we
they sound like they're mocking Jamaicans when they do that
americans have a state called new hampshire, that they pronounce new hamp-sher, but when they come to england they pronounce every county name with Shire in it like SHAI-YER, for example BERK-SHAI-YER or WAR-SESTER-SHAI-YER including hampshire itself.
>mum
Oh my days
phonetically break down worcestershire
>"al-yoo-minnie-um"
>mam
>da
>...and Bob's your uncle
>father-Christmas
wus-ter-sher
I have no idea why it's pronounced that way, but I like to think that british english placenames are basically a series of pronunciation shibboleths with the goal of outing dirty JFs
>"lorrey" driver
father christmas is unironcially based, shame that kids these days are starting to say santa because if american advertising
phonetically pronounce newhampshire
>Kansas pronounced kan-zas
>Arkansas pronounced ar-kan-saw
yeah there's no defense for this
>>'rbs
I fuckin lol'd
new hamp-sher, or if we're being accurate to American English you might say hæmp-sher
because the french named arkansas and the anglo americans named kansas, hence the different pronunciations.
>golly gee, you bet your sweet bippy
Gold SHAI YER
Get it right, angloid
ima feed'n'fold u rn if you don't shut your mouth
>anglos be like: yes our R are Us and Ws
based
no english speaker knows what the fuck you are trying to say
nigga what are you on about
British Rs are mostly silent. Although I prefer chad Victorian accent where they still used to roll the Rs
>garridge
>ah no me bloody torch got nicked on the tube!
based
>matter
>mah uh
I call my mom “mums”
>Toh mah toe