British people be like

british people be like
>"litcharally "

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north americans be like
>ga-ROJ

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Kek

That’s because the Garage is the king of the house, and Raj means king in Hindu

>Leer-duh-ruhly
There's a T in it leaf

>Lit-er-all-ee
why do you all speak like a concussed speed freak?

>"I sawr a video on you-choob..."

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>he doesn't say lee-ta-rul

lih'rully
freaks

bri ish

>"minge"

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bri'ish
wa'a

>SKWERL

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Don't tell me British niggas pronounce this differently

they say something like skeewhirrrrrl

skwee-ruhl

dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/squirrel?q=Squirrel

>MEER

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>Can I get a glassa wahder

>jeet yet?
Lid-er-uh-ly
Grahj
Based

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>go anywhere in the American Midwest
>"WARSH"
Why

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mirrOR

I refuse to accept any criticism from a yank after hearing how they pronounce "herbs"

>aig (egg)
>creg (craig)

>Juicy Bits

Shut up you ermaphrodite

U R B S

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>'rbs

British people like oi m8 I'm litcharally gonna watch some bloody yewchoob on chewsday afternoon innit m8

haha what are we like ay? absolute bloody nutters ain't we

they sound like they're mocking Jamaicans when they do that

americans have a state called new hampshire, that they pronounce new hamp-sher, but when they come to england they pronounce every county name with Shire in it like SHAI-YER, for example BERK-SHAI-YER or WAR-SESTER-SHAI-YER including hampshire itself.

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>mum

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Oh my days

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phonetically break down worcestershire

>"al-yoo-minnie-um"

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>mam
>da

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>...and Bob's your uncle

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>father-Christmas

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wus-ter-sher

I have no idea why it's pronounced that way, but I like to think that british english placenames are basically a series of pronunciation shibboleths with the goal of outing dirty JFs

>"lorrey" driver

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father christmas is unironcially based, shame that kids these days are starting to say santa because if american advertising

phonetically pronounce newhampshire

>Kansas pronounced kan-zas
>Arkansas pronounced ar-kan-saw

yeah there's no defense for this

>>'rbs
I fuckin lol'd

new hamp-sher, or if we're being accurate to American English you might say hæmp-sher

because the french named arkansas and the anglo americans named kansas, hence the different pronunciations.

>golly gee, you bet your sweet bippy

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Gold SHAI YER
Get it right, angloid

ima feed'n'fold u rn if you don't shut your mouth

>anglos be like: yes our R are Us and Ws

based

no english speaker knows what the fuck you are trying to say

nigga what are you on about

British Rs are mostly silent. Although I prefer chad Victorian accent where they still used to roll the Rs

>garridge

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>ah no me bloody torch got nicked on the tube!

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based

>matter
>mah uh

I call my mom “mums”

>Toh mah toe