/brit/
hola
hola reddo
sucking a lemon
Peng
Cop the timezone joke almost every time I come into /brit/ for the first time in a day and I wouldn't have it any other way
welcome...to the CRYSTAL MAZE
pretty shite gimmick this
reddit april fools this year is VERY intriguing
get £10,000 a month from my onlyfans
basically lonely beta desperate men giving me free money to love the good life
btw down with the patriarchy, all men are sexist pigs holding women back
women really have a hard time in life
mi nome clogwog me post da earli fred
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What the fuck? Why do I have a laughing emoji now?
That fuckin bitch Carole Baskin killed her husband
need to drag my tongue alone the arsehole of a peng ting
will settle for a non peng ting IF the arse itself is peng
190 told a banging joke
Am I cured or something? Didn’t post for 5 hours
Joe internet time is over back to your cell
top shelf
Pot Noodle and a wank for a rock legend.
Tell me, Irishman. What are your thoughts about the increasing number of Nigerians migrating to your country?
God she's so fit
World at War created a generation of fascists and communists
What's the go with your laugh crying emoji byos
genuinely have no clue
hello my fellow white men
I've just explained the reasons. If you don't like them, I am sorry.
Shit is cancelled months in advance to prevent massive expenditure. Such as E3 and Euros and so on.
they're normie scum
would love to spaff between her eyes
Still think it’s mental that a country which knows first hand the trouble outsiders moving on mass to your land can cause would fall for the multicultural meme
ayy lmao
got dat damn muddafuggen coonvirus
twice > all
HOST EXPOSES THE DISCORD BOOGEYMAN LIVE NOW
lol
>julesboringlife
Reckon if you go into isolation (don’t post for a few hours) you lose the infection and get a laughing emoji instead
come get your vaccine
Just found out Falling Down is on YouTube movies
Been meaning to watch that
There's Irish people who post on /brit/ that wouldn't think twice about bombing your house and killing you and your family if the opportunity presented itself.
excuse me?
Ireland should reunify with UK. Great Britain & Ireland would be a great meme. All the 1/128 Yanks would seethe.
died of aids
cor COOORR
women are cringe
but who was phone?
Why arent you crying about the great north run not being cancelled yet
is Moni on?
all im sayin is mo one likes pakis
Want my infection back
I did that, lost the infection but didn't gain an emoji
You can only have one deformed climate waifu
Make your choice
Mad how all this time later you still have absolutely no idea about the conflict
getting weird tingling all over my body
didn't think it could get worse the greta, but apparently I was wrong
they're both fit as
I have already. Also, you're not gonna be rubbing up and down on people as you run and snogging each other, are you? If you don't understand the difference then, well, that's on you.
There wouldn’t have been a conflict if all the Ulster Scots and English hadn’t moved there, so what’s wrong with my statement?
greta is cute, but not in a nonce way, in a "I want to take care of her and keep her safe" way
None
>tfw you love musicals but find myself quickly running out of ones to listen to
The thing about this, we've seen it all before in Sweden. It took them a decade.
Fuck sake still not be furloughed, still have to work from home
Just want my borisbucks
They've said they're trying to get him on
Check out the Phantom film from 2004
Gerard Butler and Patrick Wilson
215g of protein today
morning lad
can we stop spamming these rancid trollops now please? yeah? okay
>forces a meme
>expects not to have his house bombed
You got a home gym lad?
Fucking mong
thinking about rolling a lil spliffy :p
The Nigerians arent planting a flag are they? Absolute fucking mongoloid
couldnt imagine having kids in the facebook age, beggars bloody belief
name on 190
bros...
yes
this isnt it
*flops and rolls about*
Hot
God I hope one day the Irish lads stop moaning I really do.
It gets so boring move on, you can guarantee the lads here whining were no older than 5 when the GFA was signed
beta male virgins
Mboko seething
fascinating little animals
jillian janson
Yeah I get that but it’s still going to be a third column, we have whole towns in England now that are almost completely separate from the rest of the country.
imply that centre-right people are nazis and then say "kill all nazis" and then when someone objects to you attacking centre-right people use "why are you defending nazis?" as an excuse.
I kinda like this pozz thing
Does anyone here actually believe "coronavirus" is real?
having my doubts
*coofs blood*
nah mate, just a flu
reckon it’s a bit of a meme myself
Dont know of a single person that has had it
t. nazi
Want to see them split in half by BBC
a loaded question
>yeah I get that but
No you dont
Be quiet
Watched about 10 minutes of beastars there on the recommendation of a friend. What a load of childish nonsense shan't be asking him his opinion on anything ever again
alri
still 50/50 on it, still havent heard of anyone i knew getting it
It's just away of killing thousands of lower class people. Next year's cull will be bigger.
Can I get reinfected? Was full on biohazard and green earlier
no idea what that is sorry
had some absolutely peng Mexican food the other day
Desi + UK, Dravidian Bvll edition
What films we all watching tonight then?
not really
never seen a virus IRL so no its not real
Heard the situation in yankland is not looking so good
real, yes
worth these extreme measures? not even fucking close
Post arses
The Vicious Kind
it's absolute kino
I have, they look class.
HNnnnNNNghhhhh
Whatever mate, all I’m saying is that importing people from a different culture at such a fast pace doesn’t bode well for the future.
Might all work out alright but it could easily go the other way
just imagined a yank saying peng and began violently cringing, went into some sort of seizure
Have not been infected since 8am think im happy to give up now as it ends in 95 minutes
think my years of cocaine use are catching up to me
heart is about to peace the fuck out i reckon
Oh shit, better buy a gun.
Thoughts on people?
Shall be watching a few episodes of Tony Soprano
They're expecting upto 240,000 deaths within a few weeks, and that's only if they socially distance properly, or else it will be more than that
hate em
heard one say ta once. imagine it. 'ta'. even worse than when they try and say bollocks.
>bawllecks
strumming my pangolin
hate man
love mankind
simple as
Why dont they just shoot the virus?
Why did China put out such hilariously fake numbers?
They could have at least made it believable
hate 'em
also say something derogatory about the chinks regarding the whole ccp virus mess, want to try something out here
What sort of council house dwelling goblin says "ta"?
Would you rather go scuba diving or thrash about on a dirt bike?
both
They'll be fuming at China after this
Cos this is England mate, nobody has guns
they call me corona bollocks
fuck off tarq
You mean bollix? Yous cant say it right either
lots of us
Dont like being surrounded by you infected freaks
Corrrr I hope so, cant wait for everyone to want revenge on China
'chan now playing sound when you open the page, like taking a trip back to 2007.
Unironically trust the Chinese's figures better than many western nation's
Submarine dirt bikes
Apparently the UK already does, read articles that Boris himself is absolutely fuming
ah yes, two kinds of men innit la
*claps*
do you raise scapegoats in your backyard? you're obviously pretty good at breeding them