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fiesta st mountune (212 bhp) edish

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fannies

Is this a deano car?

*COOF*

only thing that's infected is my todger

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

cheers mate

*dabs*

Lmao we just owned the frogs to avenge what they did to brits with the face masks

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post peng tings

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Uganda be kidding me!

gladly

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No

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ugly hatchback virge-mobile

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bit on the old side

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keep eating all the food i bought to stock up for 2 weeks, all down the gullet in a single day

holy based

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God imagine her sitting on your cock like that lads

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is my phone infected?

Dare I say it, too big

fat

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wahey still healthy

testicles

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1

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having perused the thread I don't think it does

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this is now a barbie thread

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This is my actual dream girl

>going to a slag free thread

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brits are infamous benders

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PENGORENG

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I literally never thought I'd ever have to use this filter.

This thread is disgusting

the fucking STATE of these cunts
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NOOOOOOOOOOOO HOW DARE THEY HAVE FUN WITH THEIR NEIGHBORS

got an st-3 in white. most fun car ive ever driven

>120682811
dilate

the cringe is worse than the virus

>120683043
HOLY BASED

My anus?

>Richfag friend wants to buy a Porsche
>Trying to convince him Porsches are a dime a dozen in the UK and are a boomer midlife crisis car and as a 20 year old he's better dumping his money into a GT-R34 Skyline or Boss 429 Mustang or something along those lines which would be a way more unique ride in the UK and has street racing cred as well.

I've got this lockdown to convince him to get some taste. I have no idea why in fuck you would choose a Porsche over pic related when pic related is also half the price.

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>120683285
Yes, a million times over... your pic is for cringe manchildren

Brother just bought a brand new fully loaded 5.0 mustang and it’s such a crisis mobile

you know how they've used religion to control the masses for thousands of years
thats literally what they're doing now only the religion is the nhs and they're using it to make us accept the police state

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Explain pls

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nah m8 dont cough on me

IT MUST'VE BEEN SOMETHING I SAID
I JUST DIED IN YOUR ARMS TONIGHT

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need pub

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You really don't NEED the pub.

Closing date for the job I applied for was at noon today lads, and I've STILL not been contacted and invited to interview.

fine, i really want to go pub

>pierced
why?

don't need pub
pub is for the weak willed

Porsche is better. You have no taste

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Cor she's nice - name?

on an unrelated note captcha is being a proper wanker today

god i love her

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me on the right

phwoarkin 'ell

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Shooting women’s lots of fun
Try killin' one that’s pregnant, son
You'll get two for the price of one
Napalm sticks to kids

Don't think they planned on ron turning out so ugly

leftypol plays left back

What do you hope to achieve with this?

corrrrrrrrr

He's still handsome for what the books were.

>8/10

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...left back in the changing room!

maisie

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howling
youtu.be/UgChZVA4vdc

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imagine being an arse man instead of a chebs man. mental

that's a big head

will never understand black culture

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*imagines it*
ok now what

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