/brit/

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Normies love Chinese takeaway but they all seem to get the same thing, which is sweet and sour chicken balls, chips, rice and maybe curry sauce if they're feeling adventurous.

*coughs on /brit/*

non JF thread in here lads

you alright?

We're All In Here

ugh... fuck off yank... you just don't get it

lads

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>Normies
alri cuck creature

far too big

mongoloids

Hoshino Nami in SNIS-555

*deposits a donation*

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cooorrrrrrrrr

just want a mixed grill from spoons lads

paki

Other thread has started posting peng tings. Might have to move over there...

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RACISM

OUTSIDE

B

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RADIOACTIVE SLAGS IN THE OTHER THREAD

*COOF*

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I'm recovering

Wonder what nig nogs are doing

Reading romance of the three kingdoms, de lads. Misses is in bed too so won't be disturbed

just did a plank. could barely do 45 seconds

Rorke thread

i'll let you save this image if you post in this thread lad

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>unable to lay down on the floor for 45 seconds

Imagine

Holy Mother Of CORR. Who is this?

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lot of fiesta drivers in this thread

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>3DPD

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>thread wars

are you gonna go for the 100% british thread ()

or this knock-off foreign muck thread?

reckon this bint would be unremarkable in a tshirt and jeans

I can't drive

try it yourself fatbot bet you start shaking under 10

what does the crying laughing emoji appended to the post mean then

using both threads

prefer the citroen C2 myself

Perhaps

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How old are you?

nice one la

reckon I dont give a shit chap

slags?

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ask me do i care

we're in the other thread

too much dutch/yank posting in that thread for it to be british

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people of girth mentioned

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ashley weston

>100% British
>Posts a Yank car

Rorke pal...

Fuck off, you stupid fucking bitch.

reckon i could out plank any of you muppets

*revs menacingly*

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No chinks sorry mate but we only like slags of the human variety

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currently constructing a comical witticism that involves all of these words

>female penises

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how long?

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*coofs all over you*

orange slags? big fan

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People are recovering now?

Fucking disgusting how many green posts there are. I don't even read any of them.

-COYS

at least 60 seconds

pathetic

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*coof*
(OP)

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reckon you couldnt

Am I pozzed yet

dont have any of those saved

>cured

Tell me your secret senpai

*COOF*

please post anime

*can*

big big fan of the females being posted in this thread
love women me

coofposting doesnt work retards

sister and her mate just sent me this

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A R S E

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poz my neghole

OI, YOU GOT A LOICENCE FOR THAT VOIRUS, MATE

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Try 3 minutes you little bitch

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All women should be arrested

bendre

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Lads how much extra pay do you think the janny is getting for moderating in these dangerous times?

Why don't you have a bf?

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fucking hell hadn't seen this one in a while

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have joked about couple of those today

Why do I only ever atract girls with piercings, tattoos, dyed hair, drug habits and they almost always have a cropped fringe

CORR top right would fucking get it

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Not having a good time in quarantine lads

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Fucking state of this thread.

humans are such weird creatures

*coofs on a tissue*
*hands it over*
yeah here

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>ecosexual
is that when you stick your cock in plants

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Can somebody tell me why i'm being coofed on despite already coofing?

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Phwor, blonde chinks make my willy stiff, I tell you.

based

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State of that

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simothy sames ferns here in my rented quarantine day 272 and it is the heres carolina on my mind

PENG

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OH GOD IM FINNA.. IM FINNA COOOFFFFFFF

more like how long it takes you to cum runtlet

freak

gazettelive.co.uk/news/teesside-news/i-chuffed-bits-zoomed-in-18019749

tfw no asian gf

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>Wh*Te people
>Human

3,1,2

Some people don't understand the concept of one each

>R NHS
based

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Post the most brutal titmogs

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despise vapid whores

are you still posting slags

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r nhs

Oh my DAYYSSSSSSSSS

testing

Inhuman Daedra

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any Glasgow man in

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For some reason this song came in my head
youtu.be/vTIIMJ9tUc8

lord above gimme a name

In other news

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>you will never get to watch this first hand with your own wife and son
Bros.... :(

face like a slapped arse

need civilisation to collapse so they can all be brought to heel

remembering that time i put on my exes tights and bra then fucked my arse with her dildo

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alanah best slag

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Based slagposters

HATE fake eyebrows

>blue filter activates automatically on my phone
>I think it must be bugged, it's too early for that, I'm still in bed
>no it really is 7pm

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would love to take a run up and fly kick her in the chest

willy has shrivelled and gone inside due to lack of tights

stop it

what do you look like/how do you dress?

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youtube.com/watch?v=1aa_PJgxRyc

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Based immunity bro

That’s better than your 60 seconds at least

Evening all

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yh

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New measures are being introduced in Russia, including a tracking app in Moscow and a limit on alcohol sales in some regions.

The app will track the movements of people in the capital diagnosed with coronavirus - who have been ordered to stay at home - and is being introduced on Thursday.

It will request access to users’ calls, location, camera, storage, network information and other data, and is designed to check that people do not leave their homes while contagious.

rolling

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Healthy lad here

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'ning

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whats the Yas Forums app called again

apart from the yank, the quality of slags being posted is increasing

lads I've been freezing and shivering aggressively for 4 hours despite putting on a thermal layer and 3 jumpers on top, and at the same time I'm sweating bullets

also got a banging headache and I feel like I'm.
gonna pass out, can't even stand up and can barely type. think this unironcially might be the end, lads.

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shields reporting in

grindr

propa slag

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Is Nick Drake popular in Britland ?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4y8WGOJu_c

could go through a snack party mix like corona through italy

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doubt she would feel it, if anything you would just bounce off her and go flying

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*pippin smoking a pipe*

please I can't fucking cope much longer

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fuckin poser
bet she has perfect 20/20 vision

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wait so do you get the virus if you get (You)s from infected people

O, to live life as a mildly attractive woman.

I don’t want to be infected anymore

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HOLY BASED
youtu.be/OGQm0nQcJXA

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embrace the plague brother

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how do i open a door lock with a debit card?, feeling a tad rapey today

would ruin that

alri Tim?

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dont know anyone whos died from corona or has it

what about you lads

She cute

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*coof*

Strange,
Dont remember asking.

disgusting amount of cumbrains ITT

I wonder if her wedding will be delayed due to the rona

@120683019
lets see

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nothing wrong with cumbria

thats how long its takes your mother to when she wit me

Does the smiley mean that I'm immune now?

the willy has gone hard again

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she deserves better than this lad
she's got a heart of gold

reckon i'm immune

'ate chinks, 'ate wogs, love workin' from home. Simple as.

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did the virgin post the slag

pd

doubt it

did the slag post the virgin

Do you support Celtic or rangers?

dont reply to me you infected fuck

Janitor help me