Tfw recovering

Am I cured yet?

It only took me one post to start recovering

We are both fucked mate.

BASED

Does everyone get the same one?
Because i want to be a snowflake.

Good Lord

HOW DOES ONE SPEED UP THE RECOVERY PROCESS??

I can tell you this one trick doctors don't want you to know, but I'll need your credit card info and social security number first

Checking

Okay okay, no prob doctor
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1 87 06 35 015 098 33

I'm straight up immune BABY

I'm dying bros...

BASED

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I feel aaaaaalright

dubs and I recover

Are you dumb??

How?

*coughs*

Oh shit I'm recovering too, based

Praying. Only through Christ are we saved.

I.. I don't know how to pray

...

coof on me daddy. fill me with your pozzed mucus. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm YEAH!!

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test

bump

Oh my god JUST

You are still infected

>don't post, don't get infected
>also don't have any fun because can't post
This is huh... wow

it's too late for me

>tfw recovering IRL
got me dem antibodies bruh

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how do i recover bros

Coof on me
Make me one of you

Lick my feet faggots.

Anyone got the vaccine? I'll post feet.

How? How?

You missed out on being one of the first recoovering chads

Can you get reinfected after being cured?

immunity test # 33
I'm definitely immune

You're already one of us!!

already green and glorious

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That's the trick

i was biohazard for several hours but then accidentally switched my ip

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How long does it take?

Nope, we’re immune now bro

test

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM YEAHHHH THAT'S NICE AND GOOD DADDY COOF COOF COOF. FILL ME WITH YOUR HOT STEAMY VIRUS.

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You betrayed the greenie gang

>mfw can't see status since I'm using Kuroba
Not that I care anyway, fuck faggot ass lazy jap nigger h*roshimanagasakimoot.
Worst event of this site

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How can you be so sure?

coof on me real quick

testing

im still a pozzchad

*coof*

Test

You're alright dude

*licks*

coof

idk

So now you're infected with cancer? Not a good trade off tbqh

Me too. I can feel it

test

My Green glow and hazard sign are disappearing.

testing

HOW?

I’m a doctor, just trust me

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Biohazard threat

Getting there

Congarts
Really?
LOL you're not
True
Cheer up we all die 1 day
Good luck
Don't be like that
Don't talk like a nigger
I would alos like to know
Interesting development for sure
No
Cool
Could of been worse
Hell yea
Seems to be the same 1
Good time to start a prayer
No idea
Seems fishy
Nothing yet chief
Oh c'mon man it's a scam
Based ladyboy
U had a good run
Nice
I heard they call ppl like you "asympthomatic"
Poor guy
Relax we're all strung up
Timely question
I thought you were better
Share the knowledge
Suspicious, will try and report results
Just look it up
Don't do that
Nice tit`s
Positive
Same
What's Peru?
Thanks doc
Little sacrifice is always required
I can see that
Congrats
Luck and prayer (don't quote me on the latter)
You don't want that
Relax Marek jeez
Not me
No idea really
Recovering is harder than getting infeccted
News says yes
Lucky bastard
Why are you so excited?
See above
Haha, frogs in tuxedoes
Tricks are for whores
Count your blessings
About 350 posts
Is that how it works
Positive
Sort yourself out man
Every cured man is a little weight off my heart
You're infeceted m8 sorry
You can't ever be 100% sure of anything
No.
Positive
You need treatment there's nothing chad about this
Wear a mask bro

>No one cared who I was until I put on the mask

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Test

Icles

You're lying to me

based

Coof

wholesome

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>only mild symptoms
just another flu bro

> (OP) # Congarts
> # Really?
> # LOL you're not
> # True
> # Cheer up we all die 1 day
> # Good luck
> # Don't be like that
> # Don't talk like a nigger
> # I would alos like to know
> # Interesting development for sure
> (You) # No
> # Cool
> # Could of been worse
> # Hell yea
> # Seems to be the same 1
> (You) # Good time to start a prayer
> # No idea
> # Seems fishy
> # Nothing yet chief
> (You) # Oh c'mon man it's a scam
> # Based ladyboy
> # U had a good run
> # Nice
> # I heard they call ppl like you "asympthomatic"
> # Poor guy
> (You) # Relax
> # Don't do that
> # Nice tit`s
> # Positive
> # Same
> # What's Peru?
> # Thanks doc
> # Little sacrifice is always required
> # I can see that
> # Congrats
> # Luck and prayer (don't quote me on the latter)
> # You don't want that
> # Relax Marek jeez
> # Not me
> # No idea really
> # Recovering is harder than getting infeccted
> # News says yes
> # Lucky bastard
> # Why are you so excited?
> # See above
> # Haha, frogs in tuxedoes
> # Tricks are for whores
> # Count your blessings
> # About 350 posts
> # Is that how it works
> # Positive
> # Sort yourself out man
> # Every cured man is a little weight off my heart
> # You're infeceted m8 sorry
> # You can't ever be 100% sure of anything
> # No.
> # Positive
Autism? Is this a fast way to achieve recovery?

Everbody, stay the fuck away from me.

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coof

Fuck you and FUCK THE JANNIES

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hello fren. where are you going?

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Dont, I wouldn’t touch a non-emoji virgin anyway

Test *2

*Coofs in your face*
Nothing personal bro

Keuf keuf

>a fucking lame emoji

holy cringe
non-infected chads are the winners of this shitty even

fucking random garbage just like teamsi wish they made something proper i made 1 post and got corona
Also this shit is an ylilauta ripoff
fuck 4chug