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fucks sake

absolutely shocked that countries like china, iran, north korea and saudi arabia are lying about their outbreaks

OI, YOU GOT A LOICENCE FOR THAT EXCERCISE, M8?

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the april fools joke is in a bit of bad taste I'd say considering his country started it

am i infected

ol kev has really pulled himself together

wtf how do you recover from the green shit

that's a cool outfit

whereas the USA isn't? lmao

They're preparing for 10,000 deaths a day in yankland

yeah identify to the feeling of realising that there's not much to talk to the gf about

Can't really break up over the phone

am i green yet

peepoPog

Governess btfo

HOOTING

newstatesman.com/science-tech/coronavirus/2020/03/incels-celebrating-lockdown-casual-sex-chad-stacy-Yas Forums-reddit

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FUCK SAKE

AAHHHHH CHOOOOO
oh i am sorry
*grins*

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Old toil spent 9 months telling me that they definitely want to keep me and promote me to a higher salary ("I just need to chase that up with finance..."), before telling me that I was being let go one week before my contract was due to expire. Line manager felt sorry for me and promised me an extra month's salary ("I'm really sorry about the way you've been treated. Rest assured, you WILL be getting paid for an extra month to cover any inconvenience, and I'll also try to get you paid for your unused holiday days too"), but it's been two months since that happened and I've not received any pay, and now she's stopped replying to my e-mails.

Little bit annoyed desu, because they've well and truly mugged me off to the tune of thousands of pounds but haven't technically done anything illegal. They also made me unemployed at a time where it's impossible to get a proper job, so I'm stuck earning fuck all for the next months as well.

>tfw literally have to risk getting fined by the rozzers to go use the public pullup bar
>have been going at midnight when the park is pitch black just to avoid suspicion
The absolute state of this country.

Mental to think by this time next year, Trump will be in court trying to fight his way out of a prison sentence

has any profession fallen from grace as fast and hard as journalism

>incels-celebrating-lockdown-casual-sex-chad-stacy-Yas Forums-reddit

yikes

Please DON'T reply to me, thank you.

She wants a man with stains on his trousers

Yes mate, you can have mine looks like you need it

looking to get pozzed thanks

it's time to grow up retard

what does this have to do with british culture?

Wondering how this is British culture related

@aussie_whinger
why doesn't your country value civil liberties like mine does

imagine LARPing as a communist

Reply to me if you wanna get pozzed
Free (You)s for the lifetime of this edish included
Wala

going to start wearing a mask

Howling

got chunky bits in my urine lads
am i gonna die
theyre like little chunks of jelly, like cat food

look at that italian chad

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GRANALD GRAMP GETS 2 SCOOPS?

In response to a British flag

one can only hope

@english_poster
yeah you really think so?

just got arrested

Started watching Rome, pretty kino and quite a few tits in it. Not bad.

want to get drunk every night lads ffs

umm..ya..don't believe you

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meanwhile in Hungary

Then quote the post

*ponders into the thread*

death to the CCP

if i take 3 weeks off the alcohol that'll be the longest break i've had in at least 5 years

Guy did a marathon in his garden
He had to cross it 7033 times
youtube.com/watch?v=87Booix-xF0

funny how posts get green after a while but not when they happen

Poo

seems to have died down, shall be having a wank in commemoration

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Unironically pretty pissed this shit could last 6 months and I won't be able to fuck during that period. Have no good friends in the UK and all my housemates bailed the day before lockdown (housemate worked for the Government so got early warning) so I'm all alone and the only thing that kept me a little bit sane was casual hookups on Tinder.
The lockdown already cockblocked me from 3 girls I was ready to hookup with from the local pub.

India

long live the CCP

Korrect

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you got these off facebook you mong.

testerino

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BbbbbbbAAASEEDDD
"no"

It happened last thread so I couldn’t

true kino

I wish I had something even remotely comparable to watch. alas i've watched every kinographic series there is

Remember when people cared about GMOs lol doesn’t that feel like a century ago

Foreigner's be like: ?@£"_P%{"£)*%_"(£&)*(£&%)(_%&"£@%{P"£OL%{£P"5

based, i'm almost cured

apparently white people are immune to this

wypipo be like dying of a cold is too spicy

gonna shout NIGGER as loud and often as i can and hope this cures me of green

peepo is slightly different

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It’s a nothingburger

You should get the smiley icon soon.

ukraina be kidding me

Any victims of domestic abuse in here?

how do you get cured
is it random?

never said i didnt

ukrainian slag i found on interpals is selling pics on snapchat

Fuck it post memes

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there's a thread in v thats stickied

Based? based on what?

Nah, you get cured by going offline for a few hours. It is like self-isolating. So basically you have to stop posting.

PPPLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRP

EMMA THAT STINKS

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But is she decent doe

Trollling is a art

been posting in it for like 30 minutes now

test

there's a pozz that never goes out...lalalallaaaa
(You) me la

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This is mybeater watch.

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Think I might be infected now, good job you lot