/brit /

*COOFS in the thread*

i'm taking 3 weeks off the alcohol

>He isn't immune

shan't be responding to greenies

coof

oh no no no

i hereby decree all women be locked up and made infertile.

fucked it

I reckon people will start ignoring it if they make it last more than a month. Italy is having riots.

Absolute buffoon

women are only useful for cooking and cleaning

no beers for 3 weeks my lad
noo

The Chinks are a complete and utter menace to the world desu. Had just about enough of them

Can’t tell if I’ve got a chest infection from having a cold or I’ve got the ol rona

The absolute state of this video chat questions, looks like it's from 1999, pausing every few seconds

nice. how did you do it? inheritance?

no gym
want to cry x

Just realised I've been here for over 10 years. Fuck my life.

is the uk really like this

Elaborate

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Absolutely pozzed thread.

Its coming for us.

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at what age did you start browsing Yas Forums?

Hope the economy collapses after this and we end up back in the stone ages

The shaggers lament

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Predicting a NATO coordinated invasion of China once this is all over and done with

henlo

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coughs

He is a liar because all unis are shut down anyway.

Lads when you've spent 9 hours of your day on /brit/ and somebody asks you what you've been up to all day, what do you say?

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is that alright wi you de lads

These press conferences are like the last man standing from government

how do you cure yankism?

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when will the gf get off the phone I want a shag

Talking to friends

Hlo fremd
Nice day out

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no can't say it is mate

wanking

oh I just say
>watching stuff on youtube haha x
when people ask me that

>October 31st

Does changing your location on tinder mean people from the area see you, or you just see them? Want some Texas qts. :^)

drunpf's fault

yes

can I get a chOOoOOOoOOOoOoooooon up in here boyos

youtu.be/eKOESGDNF78

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Self isolating.

>british gf asks how i know so much british slang and weird things like tesco, chippy, cheeky nandos
>mumble and tell her I hungout with british people when i backpacked southeast asia

yet to get pozzed. who else based.

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Sitting up on my roof drinking and sunbathing. Skating during my hour out.
Realistically there isn't much you can be doing during this lockdown.

I am not ill

He said he was arrested in November. It is now fucking April. The story has a million holes in it. Also, police don't raid at 3am, they raid at about 6am, especially on students who might still be out at 3am.

t. been raided loads of times

its ogre for you

dont reply to me if youre infected
only want to socialise with the clean, young and fit

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cringe

both
matched with some welsh slags already

screaming

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sucking a niggeroo

you probably reset your router and deleted Yas Forums cookies

>Netherlands

Oh no no no no no, wait till you see it

worldometers.info/coronavirus/#countries

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His entire post is about them taking so long also are you willing to say they NEVER raid at 3am?

loool

build the wall lads

gonna use this one I think

Thoughts

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>gf asks how i know about sucking golf balls, Tim Byrne and Lisicki
>mumble and tell her its from studying abroad at York Uni and making loads of friends

based baitman

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don't see the issue

thought you only got infected if YOU are the one replying, not the other way around
??

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might do some MDMA on my own im that bored

this place is teeming with nonces

got a poo to wank ratio of 3:1

*coof*

no its entirely the other way around dipshit

>on my own
not that fun
can't you at least be with one other person(female)?

dont know sorry

Yeah, I'm from the same county he is claiming and they always raid early morning at around 6am.

youtube.com/watch?v=XOiqVejo4gk

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>Half the cases of us
>Almost the same amount of deaths

Fucking A

the age of norf fc is over
the time of the nonce has come

every female on tiktok should be locked in a cage

the secret is kpop lads
posting kpop cures you
try it

then why havent i got the infection then

mine is 1:3 at minimum

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Housemate got accused of rape by one of his female co-workers after they both got blind drunk and went home together, but didn't actually shag. Her friends tried to get her to prosecute and tried to pressure HR at the company to fire him, but luckily he's a brown-nosing wanker and his boss managed to intervene and protect his job. He became much more reclusive and depressed after the accusations, and didn't have a gf or many friends at all for years.

Girl now admits that she was probably wrong about the whole thing, and no longer thinks he raped her. Worst thing is that they're still working together, and he's fairly friendly with her again. Grim grim grim if you ask me, if it'd been me in that position I'd have refused to ever speak to her again

NOOOOO IM GETTING SICK AAAAAAA

alri

me

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hewwo

>t. been raided loads of times

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I almost feel bad for having a home gym with squat rack, bench, 2 olympic bars and 5 pairs of 20kg plates

I am so fucking depressed.

youtube.com/watch?v=WSkADqFmDNk

AH...

AH...

CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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oooga booga im all woman

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is it the more you post then?

diddums

stinky chinky has a tiny winky

I got accused of Stalking my ex because I moved and happened to start going to the same local pub (didn't even released she lived around here, never went to that pub with her as well). After about 2 weeks of people thinking I was a creep, they actually got to know me and nobody cares and thinks she's just a paranoid dickhead. That said that was a fucking shit 2 weeks and I still get treated like shit by people who know her, but aren't actually regulars.
Don't date BPD crazy. Great relationship and amazing mindblowing sex for the first 3-4 months then a year of fucking batshit crazy.

meme velvet doesnt count
try again

Rorke protecting his councils street

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Worst April Fools gimmick yet, desu.

My Dad is/was a drug-dealer and my childhood was filled with him being carted off for all sorts of shit. He's currently in prison right now on remand awaiting a trial for firearms possession and blackmail.

as someone who's always extremely honest due to mild autism it baffles me when people irl can't just take your word for it

trip on lisicki

*coofs*

>my 18 gf just got a BPD diagnosis

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more (You)s you get i reckon

Got accused of rape once by a girl who gave me a handjob and then her bf found out
Luckily she had literally told another girl at our uni, who really didn't like me but was a hardcore feminist, that she was going to go get with me
When she made the accusation this hardcore lefty labor feminazi absolutely went ballistic at her for lying about rape and defended me, in public. She stopped right there and then and everyone agreed she was a lying slag. Then ended up calling her [user] All Alone because he last name was O'Loan haha.
She dumped her bf after he proposed, kept the ring and fucked off within the year.

Lads

I am so fucking depressed

My head is fucked from all the drugs I’ve done in my life

Just want to fucking cry

I hate this

190

...

coke lad?

wont be gone tomorrow tho, Hiroshimoot leaves shit like this up for ages

love seeing women doing their best to look all pretty when there's an absolute grim looking pigsty in the background

appeals to the artist's soul in me

jannie.......................

BPD is just a slight exaggeration of normal female behaviour

literal child

nerd immunity

poo

Forget coronavirus, the TRUE pandemic is thots and their false accusations

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Just coughed on janny

Site looks the same on Kuroba hahaha

>Avatar or signature use
one of them please janny

i'm gonna COOM

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