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Also for your information the Niggerlands belongs to be there but because our glorious government decided to have our entire national testing capacity rely on 1(one) supplier we can't test anyone.

Tfw wagies are getting btfo

Unironically this
>Meanwhile i've to go to work in a office full of people because for the government designing plane parts is ''an essential acitvity''

How many bodies is Germany hiding?

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Imagine working at a supermarket during this epidemic

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Germany is right now taking in Italian, French and Dutch corona patients so they are doing something better than us.

And the Germans wants to invade our country for their Easter vacation. We are fucked.

I'm considering taking a job at a delivery service.

They've something as 25.000 ICU beds that's why.
>they are doing something better than us
Of course, Conte and Di Maio are retarded

We all know China is bullshitting. Iran is probably telling lies as well, but I could also imagine that they just don't have big test capacities. I'm amazed France's numbers slowed down quite a bit... And I thought the UK would be more fucked by now as well.

I heard it's because they have a higher hospital beds per people rate than the rest. Not sure if true.

We had, prepare yourself, 1.000 of which about half are always occupied.
Our government only placed an order for more breathing machines 2(two) weeks back.

It's so hilarious watching the whole 'first world country' thing break off seeing our government try to deal with a pandemic that could have been a thousand times worse.

LMAO at other countries' death rates. Once again Germans prove their superiority.

Germany is not hiding deaths, they just have massive testing infrastructure so their infected/death ration is smaller. It's becoming increasingly obvious that the number of infected means nothing, real numbers of infected people in Spain and Italy are likely much higher but Germany's are more realistic

You are simply not counting

you just know china is in the millions by now

It absolutely is true. Our health system is in a way better shape than of Italy or the US. Also, our government is way more competent.

>bragging rural retards now getting btfo from lack of capacity and supplies compared to urban

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They might very well be but once again if you go to their biggest cities you can still walk the streets, buy something at a store or take the metro.
How about New York City, Paris, Madrid or Milan?

kek i walked out and quit because they wouldnt let me wear a mask

You have low cases and lower population than us, you would not ''collapse'' as Lombardy did in the previous week (althoug now they created more ICUs and they're ''breathing'' again)

Bullshit, we test at way higher frequencies than the rest of the world. We test as much in a day as Italy in a week.

I wonder what else 2020 will bring.

follow your politician's example and kill yourself

>tfw my gym is still open but im literally the only customer each day

Normalcucks are finished. The world now belongs to incels.

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Why are brit deaths so much higher than recovered?

infected

The only advantage we have over Lombardy is the fact Lombardy happened before we got fucked.
We already have extremely suspicious numbers, for example more people die every day than get admitted to the IC, despite said IC numbers never dropping.

The weird thing is that it seems like 90% of our deaths never make it into the hospital.

>The absolute state of the US

>almost all countries are 1st world
explain this firsties ?

Because in order to be recovered you need
- to be tested first
- wait for some weeks

Most people who never have to go to the hospital don't get a test and as such never recover from a disease they did actually have. I know many people who are almost certainly recovered from Corona and never got tested because they never developed pneunomia

Why are they closing? Thought you need more of them now.

This is an amazing time, why would I kill myself?
Incels couldn't survive on their own. You need normalfags to survive.

No tourists go to Argentina also you dont test.

They just test more people I think

>The weird thing is that it seems like 90% of our deaths never make it into the hospital.
The same happened in the ''black zones'' of Lombardy btw.
Many people died at home or in the retirement homes

If you're so irrelevant no one wants to talk to you, you won't get infecetd.

Please stop being rude to each others :(

All recorded pandemics in human history have followed economic routes. The periphery of the world just gets hit later on, see the spread of the black plague.

>this retarded logic
kys nazi

>you dont test.
we're doing much much better than you

BOOMER GENOCIDE NOW

Yeah but this stuff is just mind boggling to me whenever I see our numbers while supposedly we are not at max capacity yet.
So how can ~150 people die without getting into a hospital in the first place? Do they get the disease and die an hour later? Or do they just let them die after hearing their age?

unironically think I might be contributing to the swedish statistic soon, woke up with sore throat and coughing

>The reasons for the closures vary, but experts and administrators cite factors including declining rural populations, rising medical costs, insufficient Medicare reimbursements, large numbers of uninsured patients, state decisions against Medicaid expansion and mismanagement. About 60% of the counties and towns that have lost hospitals are in the South, an analysis by the Sheps Center showed.
Retards voting against their own interests as always

;(((( NOOO NOT MY THREAD ;(((( MY BEAUTIFUL DIVERSE AND RESPECTFUL THREAD ;(((((

In all fairness we've seen massive closures of regional hospitals as well coupled with even the smaller urban ones getting closed in favor of the few very large city hospitals.

>they just let them die after hearing their age?
That's what they did here

>we're doing much much better than you
At testing? We do over 100,000 tests a day.

How is that not logical? All these African shitholes are taking long to infect as well, because no one wants to go there ergo no disease is carried over.

That being said, once you do get hit, you'll be absolutely raped by it, because of corruption, incompetence and inability that form the groundwork of any third world country. you can already see it happen in Brazil.

>essential acitvity
wew at least on paper they tried. Ours is "if you're not a grocery store, don't allow strangers in. Apart from that just work, and don't shake hands."

My employer sent us home and talked with the union representatives to suck several weeks of paid leave instead.

So they have the ok for bringing in millions of ''refugeess'' after that shit

It's the number of deaths which matters, retard. Because in some countries like the USA they test a lot of people. Damn, you are so stupid that I have the impression you are a dirty german.

Just wait until April is over :^)

hi everyone

You seem to have already been touched by the Great Unclean One

>falling for a libural false flag
get back to work

stop crying old fart

Don't worry Arnau Pujol, you're the next

You shall all die

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inshallah we shall see

Wouldn't surprise if it was true. Maybe it was the plan all along.

happy now?

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Germany = Deaths BECAUSE of C19
Rest of the world (retards) = Deaths WITH C19

reminder that cases are an irrelevant factor of measurement, the real measurement that should be reported on is cases/test done

when we found a cure you switch sides again
based italy always do that we expect of them they would do

Cope

Me too. Also, the most affected italian regions are the most productives ... hm ...

They crash the economy while they're at it so they can devalue the money later (euros, dollars etc).

Italy NEVER gets anything done without outside help. It's amazing they even still exist as a country after so many cases of blatant incompetency.

*beats you in two world wars*

True. So let's us northerners secede from Rome and the shitty centrosouthern regions.
You unironically banned this from happening in 1996.

Which departement? I live 20 min of cars from Modane and many shops are closed

Germany can ban that? How so?

>implying you were even moderately relevant to either victory
You did more for our enemies while fighting against them than when fighting for them.