/brit/

I have the cure

aye put yours in my arse

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Remember this CORKER

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Swiping in Kiev and literally everyone is beautiful

Christ American women are fucking hideous

Want to go out but unironically worried about 'rona now. There are too many cases to risk it

can’t run bannerlord

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God Maisie Williams can't act.

*swipes my mouse across my mousemat*
hehe

CORONA VAIIIRUS

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Ah pre-JUST Aisha

Why did our cases jump so much despite being over a week into lockdown?

probably mail order brides or sex trafficked

2 3 1 5 4

crashing the economy with no survivors

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got them all except
9. last tango in Paris?
21. no idea

Based Yas Forums X shielding me from you infectious runts.

If I cant be green nobody can

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what the fuck, I never quoted anybody today?!

fucking tories

Keep thinking these virus icons are Wolves badges haha

-COYS

teds on swiper

went to france and found the food pretty much the same sort of thing that people eat here. you probably don’t get the really grim low quality shit like wetherspoons food in france but an above average restaurant and above is really no better in either country. then again i live in a very middle class part of the uk

actually reckon I would shag 5 over 1

Dream job

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best post you've ever made

The only truly Laissez-Faire country is belarus were the President just told everyone to drink vodka and walk it off.

Fugg da dutchies hahah :33

Any irish itt?

youtube.com/watch?v=99hDl0eQMR8

yeah ukraine has the most beautiful women in the world but the men are ogres

I identify as irish

Lads I’m so depressed

Hate having a small willy

190

says a lot seeing as it was shite

3125

can smell number 3 from here

corona doesn't exist
it's just the side effects of 5G radiation

archive.is/MT1Df

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Hasn’t Sweden just had a surge in cases

I'm in occupied Ireland.

i'm balto-gaelic

It's God's law you can either have beautiful men or beautiful women in your country. Not both.

3,2,1

Classic love this one
youtube.com/watch?v=QdDD9ViRZz4
Wikipedia sadacts couldn't handle it though

england is the most densely populated country in europe and the third most populace. Sweden is 1/6 the population with around the same area

>avatar or signature usage

yeah but the one shared with pr*ddies

i need true potato gobbling car bombing pope worshipping alcoholics sorry famalam
its for an uni questionnaire

why dont they just turn it off

I've been replied to by zombie posts a few times, still fine AFAIK
you have to be careful because some look okay but look closely at the "Anonymous" in particular the s and the y
don't get diseased if you want my (You)s lads

Lag period, it takes 1-2 weeks for people to end up in the hospital after getting it. So you won't see how many people actually have it for another week after the lockdown started.

Based, honestly what we should be doing here

Anyone here live in Sheffield? What the fuck is there to do here when everything is closed? I've been going to the park every day for my hour but I'm kind of sick of it.

>corona doesn't exist
>it's just the side effects of 5G radiation

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it took like 3 hours for me for my name to get messed up after i got first corona>you

Cracking open the second honeycomb maxibon of the evening

I'm going to post avatar and they can't fucking stop me

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thought that would be like an on site gardener but it's actually a real life garden gnome Lol

Explain Japan: it has neither beautiful men or women.

giz us a (you) mate?
promise I feel fine

this tbqh

This looks like a genuine 190 post
You been nonceing any kids recently?

I just woke up
best vaccine

The Dutch are predominantly famous for their ovens.

BOO! Haha

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fat bastard

it'll get you in the end. i got too cocky.

not been able to get my hands on any since the quarantine

190

just arrived, whats with the green posts? someone give me a quick rundown?

Uganda be kidding moi

Pretty sure there’s no 5G where I live and yet there are several cases of corona

Lads anybody remember this absolute peng ting from KFC. Would happily join an islamic caliphate if they pledged to bring this back and kill anybody that objects

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Based

Yeah I'll tell you... come closer...
*coughs in your face*

posters on 5g networks

why'd they get rid of it. utter cunts

they're putting up new 5G towers every day during this "outbreak"
check on a map

kenstechtips.com/index.php/5g-network-coverage

Which Noodle wud u fug?

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Oh my daaaayyyys

Haven’t see the niece in years

Brother says he will batter me if I touch her again

Have to spend my time chatting bare shit to underage girls on whatapp

190

why am I so bad at writing
takes me like hours to write just a couple hundred words

Not sure what to do with my time aside from coom

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yeah like I thought, no 5G coverage in my area, and yet there are several cases
You’re chatting shite

my surname is mccaughey

Hands are chapped and red from washing them so much.

Reckon they'll pull the trigger and shut construction sites down soon. Loads of housebuilders have shut already and St Modwens downed tools today, can't be long before it's just a skeleton of the sector left. Quarries too

molesting my thinkpad's clit

how do you know that the people haven't travelled or work in areas with 5g?

Are fits of uncontrollable rage a symptom of the rona?

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>tfw /brit/ is running out of posters I can safely reply to

same but its my willer from wanking not washing

blame the pakis or jews, its always one of them

Still can't decide what to consoom. I've flipped between camera lens and Dr Martens and just can't decide

-COYS

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my nose is the cocaine capital of europe

bastard

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shut them down today, take the building sites off them

no just life

all of em

Doesn't matter, haven't replied to anybody and still got it. Stupid fucking game.

not really, it's a very valid point
how do you know that the "infected" don't work in areas with 5G?

you just don't do it frequently enough

*tries to sleep*

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2430
I aim to be the last survivour and inherit /brit/

-COYS

uganda be kidding me

>120672485
you were fine until you gave him a (You)

>tfw KFC still delivers in my area
I swear when I get my sense of smell and taste back I am buying the fattest KFC meal of ALL fucking time

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no but they are a symptom of isolation

The size of that spider, uganda be kidding me haha

just had to kill and eat my pet nigger, things are getting desperate

-COYS

Just wait, is 190 actually a nonce? I know that Poleaboo/Moni is a nonce.

installing windows is a hassle now you need to make a microsoft account and then disable the hundred annoying features that are on by default

Wonder how many fantastic posts never made it to /brit/ on account of the posters having second thoughts and closing the post window.

>when I get my sense of smell and taste back
>when