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Fucking bored lads

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check it out lads my post isn't green

am i green?

need some lassy to pulverise me bollocks

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Mental

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT HECKIN REDDIT ANYWHERE BUT HECKIN THAT THE COOL KIDS ON Yas Forums TOLD ME ITS LAME

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wasted the fucking day again, this cannot go on

GREEN ME

your seething is at least a bit entertaining
>obese virgin sits at home, seething about me because he has nothing better to do

REAL NEW

FUCK CLOGWOG

not helping your case freak

wouldnt mind some fishy sticks myself

very nice
I would need more food but what there is looks good

mine x

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On fucking concrete as well, what a chad

Lads Ive had fever for the last 3 days. I'm waiting for my results.

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my dubs will protect me

peng ting

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green...

jannie jannie jannie

youtube.com/watch?v=ug6uFqpQlNo

I'm afraid that is not an argument

remembering the time when I went around my friends house and within the first minute I went and fucking tore the tail straight off his giant stuffed pikachu and he started crying and then his mum called my mum and I went back home

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brits are essentially children when it comes to food. it's like they've never grown out of their 12 years old fish sticks for tea period

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FOY

same here mate if it gets any worse I may have to go to the doctors

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this post will be green

vile thug

Look at her square up to him haha shed get fucking dropped and she knows it

that wasn’t very nice of you

>Cyclist receives #lockdown fine

>A man in Richmond Park, receives a ticket from a police officer after being caught cycling through the park - something which had been forbidden, except for #NHS workers.

>Any adult in the UK who violates the public health regulations can be fined £60 and the fee can reach £960 if the person committed a previous offence.

>Under the current rules, people can only leave their homes when shopping for basic necessities, one form of exercise a day, medical needs, caring for the vulnerable and going to work if necessary.

anyone who supports this should be thrown out of a helicopter
Imagine fucking banning people from cycling in a park apart from ngs workers
just beyind words

Used to fucking hate that one friend who always ended up smashing everyone's shit whenever they went round someone's house

climb out of your own arse for 10 minutes please

Wonder if I can get a call in nurse come and sort me out

just reply to a load of "infected" posts ffs
how have you not figured out how this gimmick works?

Free from desire
Mind and senses purified

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT THE HECK DUDE YOU CANT HECKIN EAT FISH FINGERS TO DINNERIONO

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Hello, based department?

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youre literally pseudointellectuals when it comes to food
teheheh snails and frogs legs and dat :v

>frog attacking British cuisine
Yawn... change the channel, Pierre

Is that how Trainspotting is actually written? all the way through? must be torture to read

mmmm yes i'm so food cultured *eats garden snail* ah yes delicious

very good post

Boris literally said cycling was an acceptable form of exercise, wtf is their problem??

>implying you're too good for fish fingers
what a miserable life you must have

Uganda be kidding me

had a headache all day
not sure of its the rona or the coke comedown

frog legs and snail mmm yes delicious

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give me.. the green

uganda be kidding me

canadian nonce

it's true but they'll never admit it

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NHS WORKERS AND DEMIGODS
ANGELS IN HUMAN FORM

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lool that was too easy. see ya later losers haha
*disappears*

i love foreign food. especially mediterranean and east asian, indian is alright, lebanese is great. but i still love roasts and sausage roles and meat pies

No idea mate

>most famous chef in the world is british
uhhhh checkmate frogtard

*Swaggers in*
wtf is all this green shite?

LOVE pies

I haven't figured it out, thanks m8

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love her

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au revoir mec

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there they are
the lads back together

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Stay at home order starring in 2 days, need to go out and get animal crossing before then....

imagine if an irishman opened an italian restaurant

Nos Soyboys ergo sum

what happens when all the NHS workers die of 'rona
who are we gonna clap for then?

NEED to make friends with a female pornstar A S A P

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Ah yes, we should be eating frogs and snails instead. Thanks for the input Pierre.

*coughs on you*

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Board level critical

Poundland workers

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Had a quick google and it is
Fucking scottish bastards

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INFECT ME DADDIES

blinder of a post and trips to top it off

Fucking hate the word novella

>she cheats on him
>he has trouble trusting her
>lets her in his house anyway because she has nowhere else to go
>she betrays his trust AGAIN by throwing out all his legos without consulting him, just because she decides she doesn't approve
bitch that was not your place to do

further evidence all women should be arrested

Uganda be kidding me!

>Stay at home order starring in 2 days, need to go out and get animal crossing before then....

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The police are dumb fucks. Just remember that to be a police officer you only need 5 C grade GCSEs. That is fucking it. Your average copper is genuinely thick.

did the irish man open the italian restaurant? nooooo...

*unzips dick*

Lads got my results, I'm glad it's not coronavirus

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el 155

it's funny because John is the freak gospel

surprise infection :)

green?

she looks rotten

youre gonna clap for the military junta that follows

you lads ready to clap for the nhs again tomorrow night

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fucking hate hats and love (You)'s

You’re fucking sick now bud

im Scottish and couldnt be doing with reading like that

really makes you think.....

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supergreen