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what do we do about the america problem
holy fucking shit 600 people dead in 24 hours
we've literally over taken how fast italy was
Zoomers are a lost cause
That would be easy to finish desu
>dogshit clogwog edition
any /tan ten tens/ man in?
*drinks butter and popcorn*
bigger, fatter population innit
just got up
what has gookmoot done
thats what happens when you have 60 odd million people crammed on a tiny vessel
*coughs on you*
Make sure to buy quality running shoes. Go to the store they have a machine that tests pressure points
I could do it in 90 minutes but I would feel shit all day.
we knew this 2 weeks ago
oh lord
China could at least put out some somewhat believable fake numbers
It's embarassing how obvious it is at this stage
should I?
Yep. Italy has an older population but I'd imagine obesity is probably a bigger (lol) problem for this than age is
swear this green gimmick is somewhat random
Let this be the last clogwog thread of the day. Don't be afraid of posting early threads. Janny hasn't deleted any of his early threads so he probably isn't toiling hard today. Better a British early thread than a clog early thread
want to COOM but i know if i start now, i'll be going until about midnight and our water is being turned off at 11pm every night so my coom will just be floating in the toilet all night until i wake up tomorrow
can see where he comes from mind. mcdonalds is like eating half food half air. could easily demolish all of that in 20 mins but would feel like shit aftwerwards
bizarre how intimately familiar every yank is with so many fast food chains
we're going to be the first country to hit 1k daily deaths
vile post
Clogwog is the janny
I should
>our water is being turned off at 11pm every night
wth?
If i sign up for universal credit am I going to have to go to the job centre during the lockdown?
He said it's a fairly small amount of food for one human. That's just objectively wrong unless you're a fat cunt too
>COVID-19: Chinese health authorities confirm patient zero 'had sex with bats'
alri?
quarantine me daddy
yeah and? I bet you can name 20 indian dishes off the top of your head
if you reply to "infected" posts or they reply to you then you get "infected" and your posts get progressively more silly looking until you "die" in which case you're basically banned from posting (until tomorrow I assume) unless you proxy up
ok I made up the last bit about dying and being banned haha april fools
nope
obviously. but his sentiment of mcdonalds not being filling is true
alri
fake news, this
>A Wuhan shrimp seller identified as coronavirus 'patient zero'
Some mains pipes burst or something so they're working on them every night this week
Italy crossed it but fortunately didn't maintain it, America will probably hit at least 2k daily deaths at some point
do you stay infected once you get infected?
vile whores need them locked up
shagging my own bollocks
>forgetting China
Feature length Red Dwarf special on the 9th lads.
can hear your heavy breathing through this post lardo
why is the virus impacting minority communities more than the rest of us?
institutional racism
We need a Covid/brit/ so the infectedfags can self-diesolate
korma
balti
bhuna
rogan josh
dhal
aloo gobi
samosas
raita
dosa
passanda
dopiaza
jhalfrezi
mango chutney
lime pickle
poppadoms
peshwari naan
bombay aloo
uhhhhh
guys I did it haha, I got a gf! :D
Anyone who's not infected is a greedy twat who doesn't give out (You)'s
dont let rorke see this one!
because it's the wogs who can't follow rules
*eats you whole*
Bravo
the mcdonalds near me closed for the quarantine reeeee
@943
>>>/reddit/
What would yo do if you could time travel lads? For me its travelling back to sports bet