/brit/

off the alcohol
trying to make it to the 3 week bracket

What is the average vagina shape and size then?

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NEETS will be relegated to the Beksinskian horrorscapes when the Toilers retake the universe

Err lads.

was fine a few hours ago come back and im green. fascinating

>Farmers are low class
Objectivly false, have you seen most farmhouses?
Not to mention the absolute bank some farmers make

yeah?

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So?

In the green so happy enough with that

NEETlands, 2022

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brainlet

incel

you just know

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Don't think I'll ever not be bitter about the fact that most of the country is getting free handouts from the government at the moment but I'm entitled to fuck all, but will have to spend the rest of my life paying back other people's handouts

reckon they'll change how universal credit works for a bit? because of how mad it is currently?

Why did she cuck him like that?

wtf is wrong iwth her hand s

wog's law

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thats the edited version

still p0zzed?

Probably the baseline £320/month but they did just announce they're increasing the pay so who knows.

Don't think UC is going to survive coroner desu. Before they could safely just ignore it because only workshy povvo scum like myself claimed it and we don't vote, but now every toiler is on it and they're realising it pays fuck all.

Personally I am hoping for UBI because I have managed to make it to 25 without ever getting a job and if UBI is introduced I might be able to go my whole life.

youtube.com/watch?v=sNwukK7Y8wQ

Pretty baby

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Need this but edited with Kev.

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>The weight of the nation's finances lies solely on your shoulders
Oh moan, moan, moan just because you had to pay a little bit of tax. Do you ever get bored of yourself?

what'd you say

clogwog goes around Yas Forums and Yas Forums looking for anything to shit up /brit/ with

I am curious about Emma Watson’s anus.

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because a guy like that deserves it

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Horry shit I now have the green hue and all
LIKE THE BEST GIMMICK EVER

ugly slav

hes a tedious cunt

got 7inchs but its skinny :(
girls moan and seem happy but some have told me they wish it was thicker..

I don’t usually play these silly games on Yas Forums, but the isolation is killing me. Fill in the blanks for a surprise!

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The name of your first pet, where you were born and your mothers maiden name

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Mate just look at pics from the Cheltnam Races, pretty much all of them are farmers.
Lots (not all) of farmers are tarq-lite

increasing to 409/month

Have done nothing at wfh toil since 8am
Feel like this is illegal

This plague will only be worth it economically if the boomers die in droves so that their properties now become available for young people, the NHS becomes less burdened by an oversized and bloated elderly population, and young people can now afford to have their own kids

think i've visited here in my dreams once

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What qualifies as a 'skinny' willy? Asking for a mate as they say.

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sent ;)

It won't because we are nuking the econmy to save those said boomers, mental how much one generation can fuck everything up

roll em boys

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>Implying they won't stipulate in their wills that their homes be burned down and added to their ashes, so that Millennials don't get any free rides that boomers didn't get at their age.

Lads

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didn't read

Might go for a run later but I had 2 coomies last night so the lower test levels have reduced my vigor and killer instinct

Robert Burns is proof if you are high class then you wouldn't be a farmer.
Farmers are usually more intelligent than the average but they absolutely low class

what are those fings

have you played *that* game?

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might start gooning

rolan

Course I have boy

suspect mine is skinny just doesn’t have the weight to it i feel it should

paper bag that face

*drives past*

NICE MATES VIRGIN

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test

can dick enlargement give me more girth?

did you [redacted] in the tree house with your [redacted]?

*catches up to you*

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reckon I'll be the only person not infected by the end of the day

Redpill me on gooning

here he is

youtube.com/watch?v=D9Y5AeVwZgM

whats the april fools meme this time? only just logged on

lately with my mum working from home I've had to wank in the shower just like old times. for some reason each load is about 2-3x the size of what it was before

mental

I'm going to spend months out of work because of this, and then as soon as it's over I'll get another job and have to start paying a higher rate of tax purely for everybody else who benefited from the hand-outs. It's simply unfair desu

only the very best autos from norway for me

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congrats youre now infected

Ayoooo look at this nigga squiggly an shit acting like he ain't infected.

> Anonymous̷͞
You are infected la sorry to say.

what is gooning?

wtf

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433
This system can't hold. We already had massive debt and now half the country doesn't work and the workers are doing fuck all at home. You'll graft or some day

oh my

Any other birthday man in
Any other april fool man in

Birthday paradox is on the ropes if not

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would be absolutely bricking it tbqh

Didn't say they were high-class though did I?
I just said most Farmers aren't really working class anymore, this isnt the 19th Century, Farmers make bank these days and have an army of Eastern Euros doing most of the actual work.
Not to mention the value of all the land they own

i had exactly during summer last year, got it for £600 and the roof didn't work and it had a massive dent in the side as if a lorry had reversed onto it somehow

gave it to my dad

There isn't one, Hiro and the janitors had a meeting and decided it wouldn't be sensitive to make any jokes at this time xx

some porn shite where they wank for hours