/dixie/ - Southern US & Friends

Hank edition.

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This year's April Fools is pretty lame.

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Do you think Hank is his actual legal name? There's a possibility it could be Henry, and "Hank" is his nickname.

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Morning

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Cup of cum

Nice pic. I should save this.

is anything different?
I`m sure there is canon that proves his legal name is hank

Certain posters get infected, and they infect other posters by replying to them. That's it.

better than nothing

le sphere individual

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uh oh

holy shit

I-I'm not feeling so good, lads

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HE'S POZZED GET AWAY FROM HIM

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P̶̯̐R̶̙̎A̴̻̒Y̶̰̕ ̸̇F̸͇̓Ö̴̗R̸̤͋ ̶̬̒M̵̜͛E̴͘ͅ ̴̙̂P̸̠͝L̸̟͋E̶͖͐A̶̟̒S̶͔͑E̶̙͂

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>wake up
>4channel is filthy and diseased
Purification soon

fuck off flaglet

>he doesn't clean his chicken with soapy water before cooking it
no wonder the whole site is infected

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hey Virginia how come your squares look funny?

DONT GET CLOSE TO HIM HINDS GET IN ThE SAFEROOM

just get em with the windex

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@120663307
I've seen talk of it progressing into a ban too, though that's just hearsay.

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LESSGO VIRGINIA FUCK TECH FUCK UNC FUCK FLORIDA STATE FUCK DUKE FUCK UMBC

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they banned virginia?

every day is hinds first day on the internet

what that son? did you get anymore poke-mans to go?

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black powder stalking or bowstalking is true hunting

@hinds
Not yet, but his symptoms will progress :'-(

not my heckin' virgareen-o

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>user͠ymo͟us

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>1 /dixie/boomer has it
we failed lads

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I don't know if the old man's going to make it through this

120667268
not going to infect you by giving a (you), but quite based I must say

look at this diseased motherfucker

dont breath near him.

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>Aņonym͝ous
Uh oh.

@120668521
You won't give it by replying, only the clean can recive it if they tag someone infected. That's why I didn't (you) hinds after I saw he (you)'d you.

dont give him (you)s it will infect you

we barely reply to people here directly so we're safe

it's only matter of time before some diseased flaglet comes in and gives (You)s to everyone ITT

le wannabe doctor has arrived
are there any sick people in this thread?

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I would agree.

doctor, will he die?

please save our boomer

uh...

guys i think i may be coming down with something

guys guys don't worry, just take some potassium

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called it

look at this diseased flagglette.. poop

ok
so how truthful are the claims that you get banned for being infected?

hey kid you running low on your supply?

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Please don't reply to me, I'm essential personnel and need to stay healthy

Hinds you're over 60 so you're high risk
Virgin you're fat so high blood pressure and you'll die
I'm sorry but we need to save our respirators for others

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what a shit april fool's prank

finn doxxd

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>Anonym͞ouş

achoooo

That's 3 now

OH NO WE GOT TOO COCKY BROS

not the heckin ohiorino

I thought I was so careful

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I takes a while for the symptoms to manifest. You (you)'d him back at 9:22

the whole thread will be glowing like a cia headquarters in the evening

we need to quarantine this general
no crossreplying, no posting in other generals and wear masks when saying flaglets to fuck off

based sickfags

>Anonymoús
that's four now

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fuck off flaglet

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what you call me? dont be throwing rocks in glass houses.

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greenfag cope

you're lookin a bit green yourself

yeah quarantine is useless, we're gonna die

Noooooooo. I don't wanna die!!!! How'd this even happen.

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thankfully my BVHOEMIAN GENES make me immune

based Buhoemian

pay the toll when you reply to the pole

I'm pulling the plugs
rest in peace

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testing

>Recoveries in the past hour: 1
There is hope!

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