Hank edition.
/dixie/ - Southern US & Friends
This year's April Fools is pretty lame.
Do you think Hank is his actual legal name? There's a possibility it could be Henry, and "Hank" is his nickname.
Morning
Cup of cum
Nice pic. I should save this.
is anything different?
I`m sure there is canon that proves his legal name is hank
Certain posters get infected, and they infect other posters by replying to them. That's it.
better than nothing
le sphere individual
uh oh
holy shit
I-I'm not feeling so good, lads
HE'S POZZED GET AWAY FROM HIM
P̶̯̐R̶̙̎A̴̻̒Y̶̰̕ ̸̇F̸͇̓Ö̴̗R̸̤͋ ̶̬̒M̵̜͛E̴͘ͅ ̴̙̂P̸̠͝L̸̟͋E̶͖͐A̶̟̒S̶͔͑E̶̙͂
>wake up
>4channel is filthy and diseased
Purification soon
fuck off flaglet
>he doesn't clean his chicken with soapy water before cooking it
no wonder the whole site is infected
hey Virginia how come your squares look funny?
DONT GET CLOSE TO HIM HINDS GET IN ThE SAFEROOM
just get em with the windex
@120663307
I've seen talk of it progressing into a ban too, though that's just hearsay.
LESSGO VIRGINIA FUCK TECH FUCK UNC FUCK FLORIDA STATE FUCK DUKE FUCK UMBC
they banned virginia?
every day is hinds first day on the internet
what that son? did you get anymore poke-mans to go?
black powder stalking or bowstalking is true hunting
@hinds
Not yet, but his symptoms will progress :'-(
not my heckin' virgareen-o
>user͠ymo͟us
>1 /dixie/boomer has it
we failed lads
I don't know if the old man's going to make it through this
120667268
not going to infect you by giving a (you), but quite based I must say
look at this diseased motherfucker
dont breath near him.
>Aņonym͝ous
Uh oh.
@120668521
You won't give it by replying, only the clean can recive it if they tag someone infected. That's why I didn't (you) hinds after I saw he (you)'d you.
dont give him (you)s it will infect you
we barely reply to people here directly so we're safe
it's only matter of time before some diseased flaglet comes in and gives (You)s to everyone ITT
le wannabe doctor has arrived
are there any sick people in this thread?
I would agree.
doctor, will he die?
please save our boomer
uh...
guys i think i may be coming down with something
guys guys don't worry, just take some potassium
called it
look at this diseased flagglette.. poop
ok
so how truthful are the claims that you get banned for being infected?
hey kid you running low on your supply?
Please don't reply to me, I'm essential personnel and need to stay healthy
Hinds you're over 60 so you're high risk
Virgin you're fat so high blood pressure and you'll die
I'm sorry but we need to save our respirators for others
what a shit april fool's prank
finn doxxd
>Anonym͞ouş
achoooo
That's 3 now
OH NO WE GOT TOO COCKY BROS
not the heckin ohiorino
I thought I was so careful
I takes a while for the symptoms to manifest. You (you)'d him back at 9:22
the whole thread will be glowing like a cia headquarters in the evening
we need to quarantine this general
no crossreplying, no posting in other generals and wear masks when saying flaglets to fuck off
based sickfags
>Anonymoús
that's four now
fuck off flaglet
what you call me? dont be throwing rocks in glass houses.
greenfag cope
you're lookin a bit green yourself
yeah quarantine is useless, we're gonna die
Noooooooo. I don't wanna die!!!! How'd this even happen.
thankfully my BVHOEMIAN GENES make me immune
based Buhoemian
pay the toll when you reply to the pole
I'm pulling the plugs
rest in peace
testing
>Recoveries in the past hour: 1
There is hope!