/brit/

This is a British thread for British people.
There's nothing for you johnny foreigners here.

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got evicted didnt he?

noone minds a lad running around with a rod 2bh
no need to be self-conscious about it

how do i turn off this reddit green shading on posts???

*coof*
alri

do girls poo with the same regularity as lads?

Nice automobile. I want one.

chuck... we're leaving

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Something about the control feel in Dark Souls 2 just felt off.
Couldn't be fucked after a while, felt like the game was just trying to waste my time.
Yes I know all games are a waste of time; you know what I mean.

The fact that we're spending hundreds of millions extra on alcohol during the lockdown but the Corona beer is still going unsold just goes to show that we really do live in a society

>front wheel drive
into the bin it goes

>Eurgh what is this green stuff, I come to Yas Forums for mature discussion not jokes

no my ex would poo every 3 days or so

*coof*

so are we actually getting permabanned for this shite

reminder: stop paying attention to test-based case numbers

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based

No, girls don't poo xx

dunno what to do today

No because you aren't infected and also it will be gone tomorrow

hi there redditerino!!

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don't care

girl or boy ex
also ew

>being unironically infected

couldn't care less

can all the yanks fuck off? this is a british general

>cut down 90 year old tree yesterday
>want to chop out the middle of the stump and use it as a sweet plant pot
>IDIOT mum wants to make it into a seat
its not even a foot tall not even fucking hobbits could sit on it comfortably

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need to consoom something but don't know what

she must have had such a loose arsehole when she dropped those big brown missiles

girl
right into my gullet

YOU CAN STOP YOUR DUMB GIMMICK HIRO SAN
IT NEVER MADE ANY SENSE

*hats you*

absolutely zero april fools jokes today on /brit/

just wanna be POZZED
GREENED.COM

Why do media outlets and tracking sites refuse to give the average age of Chinese flu deaths?

Wonder if the 4channel moderation panel will have to redefine what "safe for work" means now that everyone is working from home.

uni toil stacking up but can't fucking concentrate in my parents house

aliexpress la x

didnt pay the landlord

Why does Yas Forums have a big red bar going across it?

Mix it up between calisthenic exercise, reading, practising a musical instrument, and mindless leisure time (TV, vidya, Yas Forums). One-hour rotations of each activity. Repeat the cycle twice, and your day is more or less done. Repeat each day during quarantine

based mods

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where ist the april foolerino jokes fellow redditors?

Why do yanks come here to bang on about boring shit that should be on Yas Forums

not sure i like these videos

...

any anime man in

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Any work from home man in

Madam! The ship is under attack from pirates, I've been sent to escort you to the life boats!

yeah

*dad walks in*

because WE are the gimmick makers, the dreamers of the dream. and WE are what makes otherwise shit, brit

please do not poz me you sick green bastards

jog on

Yeah, sent out a few emails
Might go on my lunch break soon

wanking with chilli hands
not bad actually

Yeah

>The Queen has tested positive for Covid-19, representatives from Buckingham Palace have confirmed. She remains in good health and spirits but is being monitored in a critical care unit for precaution.

It's really happening isn't it lads?

jog on

whats on that?

nah been furloughed

post pic

Find this image utterly repulsive and devoid of taste. It's way too much.

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Are you doing any work?

not false
froggy woggy

expecting a hat soon

fake news

big ben about to fucking explode

good taste good taste

snitch nigga

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Chuckyyyy

wank at least once a day when working from home

just imagine that french lad saying "jog on" hahaha

nah

Actually have work to do from home but can't be bothered with it. Wonder how long I can put it off before someone notices

doing a phd in chemistry lads

toil from home basically consists of writing up my results so far but just want to be in the lab miss it so much x

anything your heart desires

Going food shopping in a bit, any of you want anything?

Haha imagine you saying it you shug spadding child bomber

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If you're going to be a traitor to the Anglo-American-Western world order, I don't know why you'd want to side with Communist China against your own nation instead of say, a cooler rival like the Russian Federation.