/brit/
Kofff
Goodnight, loverboys
where's the double poster
No infected people allowed, take it to /fr/ or something.
Fuck off creating new when I'm trying to find out what this is
how do i turn off this reddit green shading on posts??
*nasally virgin freak voice*
reddit green shading on posts
We're all in here
That's a strange way to tell me you love me
When your sorrow is all I can see
If you just want to cry to somebody, don't cry to me, no
Don't cry to me, no
What do you think it is you stupid little virgin
April fools is cancelled you insensitive prigs
PEOPLE ARE DYING
I don't get it
coofs
t. virgin
Hmm
Coof
cool thread guys
If i was the president
Of this land
I'd declare
Total War
On the coofer man
british people be like im bri ish
how does one get infected
that was worth posting
um, yikes. oof. ok boomer, let's unpack this- who hurt you sweaty?
edit: thanks for the reddit gold friendo
dutch peepo be like i'm dying of a flu lmao
Need a good druggist
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(you) a pozdaddy
think I might non-ironically be a national bolshevist
Singer Rick Astley has announced he will play a free concert in Manchester in October for the health and emergency workers battling the outbreak of coronavirus in the UK.
He says he wants to say " a massive thank you" to the NHS workers, who are doing "an amazing job".
Did a kettlebell workout yesterday just a week after I did a ONE MILE cycle. becoming a proper sporty spice, me
twitter.com
Northerners will never show their faces here again if they have any dignity. This is pathetic.
toil.wfhToil.poo()
can see that wild mountain goats have descended into the welsh town of llandudno probably clocked on to the fact that they can walk through town without getting buggered by the locals
no real rhyme or reason to it, seems to just happen after you make a certain number of posts
think you can accelerate it by replying to greenposts
Why are you called DUTCH
When your country is called NETHERLANDS
what's your MBTI type lads
Ever just eat an entire loaf of bread? Unprovoked?
I want to take as many poz loads as possible.
Infect me, please, biohazard posters.
Green more like grim
IS THAT A...CORONA VIRUS PRANK!??! YEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS! I EFFIN LOOOOOVE TOPICAL HUMOR! THIS IS FREAKING EPIC!!!!
goodbye horses (demo 1)
Sharing needles
>Me driving up at 70mph
despise normoids
you tell me nigga it's your language
Waiting for my Amazon Music trial to end on Friday. Then I will start my 4 month trial of Tidal for £4
-COYS
druid obvs
Demo 2 was the better one
the virgin one
Toil::WFHToil::poo(BIGLY);
Why’s things green
new dua lipa single is an absolute banger lads
Have any of you ever actually tried to help Tim or do you just let him suffer while continuing to laugh at him
utterly fucking despise netherlanders
No but I will sometimes eat 3 rounds of buttered toast one after the other
hahahahahaha ostrelia
hahahahahahahaha big rabbit
ahahahaha
Social Nationalist
National Socialist
National Bolshevist
Patriotic Socialist
Conservative Socialist
Blue Labour
Authoritarian Leftist
Welfare Nationalist
Strasserist
Socially Right, Economically Left
Ba'athist
White Jucheist
Molotov–Ribbentropist
Anti-Establishmentarian
Duginist
Russian Bot
Stalinist shill
Alt-Right
Yep...that's me!!
need these reddit cunts out of business pronto
my condolences
finest mimickery from nippon
jerking off to hentai exclusively these days
how do i turn this green infected shite off
no it isn't
Had to stop buying crumpets because I kept eating the whole pack of 6 the same day I bought them
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Really impressed with this post, I must admit. About time some Yanks stepped up their posting game. You can stay here.
-COYS
*runs with my arms spread behind my back*
Coronavirus: Stacey Dooley Investigates
moved back into the ‘rents house for lockdown forgot how annoying they are why’s the old man listening to talksport all the time? there’s no sport on ffs
ENTP. But I'm not like the other ENTPs, I try my best not to be a fast-talking smug redditor
brits are retards and called everyone from there germans (deutsche)
Oh fucking shut up Rorke
Vile coomer slug
Spastic
crumpets would be better if you didn't have to toast them
local news.. tempted to commit a crime on the off-chance that she is the one that arrests me
HOW DO I GET POZZED
Nice x just cancelled my Disney Plus free trial
*tips*
can’t get enough of cardi b loudly shouting CORONAVIRUS
ABCD
not true in the slightest
*spaffs a heaving green load 'pon thee*
@120660390
INFJ aka The Cleric myself
hentai is just drawings
no jews, no drug addicts, no suicides, no nigs
Shit is getting real
had some fried calves liver and onions for lunch, but it wasn't the best desu. Think I prefer venison liver
lad in the hall is now doing squats with his shirt off
i might complain to the building manager, there's no way this follows isolation protocol
Get fucked you pozzed bender
Take a moment to think of this man. He has no football to watch. He can't go to the pub. He's not allowed to socialise with his mates. He doesn't know how to use the internet. He has no work to occupy his time with.
This man is suffering right now and we need to help him.
was going to do this but will be keeping it as there is a lot of good content on there and 6 quid is manageable
may have to cancel 12 quid a month netflix subscription, however
you will miss them when they're gone
Ello
It's me
Why is /brit/ so slow at the moment? Are Brits ill in beds?
I do the same. It's not easy to control your appetite and diet.
currently listening to "girl anachronism" by the dresden dolls
excrementum faciens
ISTP
NPC Blacksmith
I beg to differ
sprinting up and down the hall arsenaked wielding a pair of scissors without any regards for safety
coof on me please i want to be pozzed
love those guy jones videos but cannot stand the boomerish comments underneath
Nowtv is better than netflix
It's your country nigga, I'm asking you
how do you turn it off
aha
stupid sensoid
Wasnt talking to you
Please infect me daddy~
makes u fink
What are you then big guy?
:stopgimmick:
Anastacia Jaclyn Dooley MBE
hearing a lot more sirens from ambulances
and I live in Florida, freaking senior community state
120660828
phonepost and use kuroba
Very insensitive April Fool's gimmick when people are dying
I'm BEGGING for your poz loads
get a life creepy poofter
hello 'dit
running riot in dagenham
love kpop girls
INTP, the crown prince of unrealised potential
0817
Travesty of a post. Netflix is going downhill and is still better than Nowtv. Amazon Prime TV is the real shitter
-COYS
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hot
Cough cough cough!!!
Everyone is on the path to death
Some just have a shorter path
all women are whores and should be arrested
It is mental how much better ordinary people's living conditions are in the US, Canada, Australia and New Zealand. Almost all the UK is grim and horrible.
800k-900k within a span of two days
we have liftoff innit
Going to start filtering the pozzed benders
*the cavern echoes with rumbling and a strong stench*
My brain: What is this...new devilry?
*the rumbling continues*
*satanic chanting*
My stomach: A coffee poo...a demon of the morning world.
I think there's something wrong with your bird pal
Achús
browsing that subreddit where everyone pretends to be retarded
>It is mental how much better ordinary people's living conditions are in the US
Lol no, the UK is much better for the average Joe.
ccp virus pozzed test
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T HECKIN USE REDDIT THE ANONS ON 4CHANERINO TOLD ME IT'S FOR LOSERS
Is that not the entire site?
i am extremely intelligent
for me, it's two wanks on one day, once a week
Relax.
The only chains on you are the ones you place on yourself
i'd just punch her and run off
am I pozzed yet
browsing that general where everyone pretends to be a genius
women are funny
so it's only when WE reply to a pozzed faggot that we get infected
for me, it's being called intelligent by idiots all around me for years but actually being a midwit and totally out of my depth in the presence of actually intelligent people ahahaha
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no one in /brit/ has ever claimed that apart from amer and 190 probably
you do NOT hit a woman
No they're not
This green shit is really annoying to look at
don't get the point of reddit
once you realise that every post is constructed in such a way to attain the most upvotes then it loses whatever potential charm it once had
I replied to many and am still yet to be pozzed
You do. But only a slap
I've replied to hundreds of poz posts, and been replied to hundreds of times by poz posters.
Yet I'm still not green. The only possibility is I'm naturally immune, and I'll be used as a test sample for how to make others immune.
Browsing classic football shirts. Would like a 90s Sampdoria or Nazio shirt. Or Mexico 94
-COYS
okbuddyretard?
accurate albeit a touch overblown assessment of things in here
wahey alri haha
YouCHube
*cough*
just means you're trying too hard
Coys giiz a haribo
am also finding it exceptionally difficult to get pozzed
I said living conditions meaning housing and cost of petrol etc. They have so much more space and nice greenery with cheap electric and petrol. The UK is grim. I found a nigger ghetto in Chicago and the houses were larger with bigger gardens than middle class houses in the UK. Admittedly they niggers made everything filthy but you get my point.
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you seem to forget there has been a good dozen of renown epidemiologists posting here last couple of weeks