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YOU’VE GOT MAIL

Fuck you I was cured.

>Democracy is when the power is held by the people
>Democracy is literally communist
Explain this American Conservatives

thinking of going to sleep at 6 am

Haha still am

Gotta wait another few myself dumb toil

prune juice and prunes actually taste good tbqh

Farting up a storm
Farting up a storm
Into your nose i spray
A smelly cloud i made

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I had a dream I ate a pencil

truth

Taysty

I sometimes forget my dreams

infection test

I sometimes forget I’m alive

Starting to get really tired of our China-Tier internet censorship buds
I just wanted information about the April Fools thing

Bonus points for yet another Google Doodle about Literally Who women or minorities, even on April Fools

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I could barley sleep at all because I decided to drink a bottle of water before bed

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Libtards

>not respecting the killer of polio
It might be liberal conspiracy but at least have some respect

Woah buddy that’s some hardcore drugs your into

If libtards hate polio it must be good

i hope it wasn't plastic

test

wtf why don't i have it yet
um sweetie whites are a minority in the world

>The first successful demonstration of a polio vaccine was by Hilary Koprowski in 1950, with a live attenuated virus which people drank. This vaccine, however, was not approved in the United States. An inactivated polio vaccine, developed a few years later by Jonas Salk, came into use in 1955.

All her Wikipedia article says is
>best known for her contributions to children's health and welfare[by whom?]

Got my unemployment bux confirmation today.
1k Euros per month
Based? Sort of yeah

Did you know that in Canada it’s called April Fish

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why are you so obsessed with Yas Forums

I think I figured it out: Don't reply to anyone who's a literal glow nigger (obviously) but check their name and if you see fucky letters DO NOT REPLY

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Do Texans really??

>The document detailed a March 14 incident in Midland, Texas, in which "three Asian American family members, including a 2-year-old and 6-year-old, were stabbed … The suspect indicated that he stabbed the family because he thought the family was Chinese, and infecting people with the coronavirus."

A true hero, putting himself at risk for the health and safety of his community. God bless.

*fishes u*

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Don’t mess with Texas

*achoo*

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Eating Peanut Butter with Nutella right now

Wanna pound your mom’s pussy tbqh

She’s very old
Gross

Of course a spic was the attacker, they aren’t talking about it, but the rise in anti-Asian racism is coming from negroids and Latinx

>latinx
Fuck you

Fuck off you problematic straight wh*te male

Fucking maple nigger

Wtf I thought Jwords spreading plague was an antisemitic canard?

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Dad made French toast on Sunday with real Vermont maple syrup, not that fake shit from “Canada”

What editor approved this drivel

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The media is schizophrenic, they almost make me a Trump supporter. For weeks they were saying not to wear face masks, now they say we need them. Also can’t forget they referred to Coronavirus as China virus for weeks

don't pretend like other religious groups across the world aren't doing the same thing

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I don’t think so Schlomo

>they almost make me a Trump supporter
Not a great idea, health-wise. I hear it’s rampant in Israel

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Good morning friends

my evangelical aunt is still going to church along with a bunch of other people lmao
religious nuts don't care that they're spreading the virus

gm user

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wow hiroshima nagasaki really good april fools joke I love being reminded of the plague brought upon this land by the chinese

It's just the flu brah. Just walk it off.

It'd be one thing if this was 2021 but people are dying more each day and it's the big laff for april fool's.
2 nukes wasn't enough

Going to beat up bc poster

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