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This is a strange gimmick

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So what actually causes the green then?
If it’s just replying to people who are infected that’s pretty boring

What comes from the bat can only be defeated by the BAT

based big tobacco saves the day again

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heard it was the other way around

>the bible is shit tbqh. one of the worst religious texts out there

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Sasha Grey is a gamer now.

seems to be random. I haven't gotten it yet

this thred is infected

Getting a slight fever lads

Only 1
:) ;)

>operation asian gf 2020 thwarted due to corona
n-next year it is.

*̷̠̤̔c̶̦͍̍͛ǒ̷̼̎ͅo̶͔̎f̶̨̫́̈́*̶̙̥̆

Hate women
Can't live with them
Can't live for too long without starting to want them again
Wish I was a fruit

I gotta go to supermarket to buy dinner

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Big Anglo Titties?

it is

Down to 30 rolls of toilet paper. Starting to get nervous

Right, what do we reckon?

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COOOOF

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was speaking to my gfs dad who's a specialist at the local hospital and he was saying that theres a disproportionate amount of asians (pakis) dying to this disease in the UK and he suspects its because of the genetic crossovers (inbred)

bloody azns and their plagues

oi, mate, can i have some of your coke?

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you lie just as good as the gf

You dress like a cock end mate I wouldnt do skinny jeans and brogues or have the cap on with the fleece you just look weird

looks alright if you could replace the shoes with something non autistic

A lot of hospital staff are being stood down

You are already positive, mate.

REALLY want China to be punished for ruining summer

i saw on the dailymail that the highest infected community was jews
jews and pakistanis tend to be very close knit with little social distancing so that's probably it

this has been in the press, attributed it to those retards still going to pray and going to meetings of community elders

yeah mate, 75 quid for a gram

the green posts are infected
wouldn't be surprised if (You)s spread it

How about I lie down with you instead |:^)

Right, I'm uninfected. I want another non-infected to reply to me. See if that works. Together we can beat this thing

Tinder girl won't shag me until after the lockdown because she has a pre-existing condition.

you look like you hang round school gates at 3pm on weekdays

Is Pepsi ok?

Fuck off Igor you retarded fucking mummy's boy

suck my cock

Nah mate, we're the healthy ones

I still don't have it

MAH MAH MAH MY CORONA

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i just went green
ffs

*coughs on (you)*

Classic banter this can't read it without cracking a smile

how dare you

so trump is saying 100k+ deaths even with social distancing? that's like 30 9/11s, or 0.016 holocausts

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u sound like an infected gook shan't give you a real you

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completely zapped of energy last few days

don't do mirror pictures with clothes on lad, too far away and your face is too small

do selfies or actual outdoor photos

n o t h i n g b u r g e r

okay so it's not spread by (you)s either way or the position of your post next to an infected post. must be just random

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Replying to the infected increases your infection

pissed off lads, after Easter is the easiest shagging time as the students are still about and are letting their hair down
now all the clubs are shut and I won’t get to go around nonceing on students

did too many cooms probably

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52114476

>A 13-year-old boy who tested positive for coronavirus has died, a London hospital trust has said.

>Ismail Mohamed Abdulwahab, from Brixton in south London, died in King's College Hospital early on Monday. He is thought to be the youngest person to have died with the virus in the UK.

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Oh gawd!

just a flu, have at me coofers

I'm still not infected
maybe there's an incubation time of 14 posts or something

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rate the 'attoos

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does this really work

Spain has seen 864 deaths related to the coronavirus in a day, a new record in a 24-hour period for the country, the health ministry says.

The national death toll is at 9,053. There have been 102,136 confirmed cases.

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it's the posts you quote, not the yous you get. try replying to 3 infected posters in a row

did coom last night tbf

Ah yes, London

HAHA HES NOT WHITE SO ITS FUNNY HE DIED HAHAHA GET IT GUYS???
fuck you racist piece of shit

how green can a post get

Although the first outbreak took place in Wuhan, China, it doesn't necessarily mean Wuhan is where virus were born. When the Wuhan outbreak was happening, there were many cases of mysterious pneumonia meanwhile in Italy.

the whole "recovered" thing is a load of shite

if I have mild symptoms, I get diagnosed, but it never gets serious, then who says I've "recovered"? it's hard enough to get tested as it is

>Names that only uncles have:
Steve
Larry
Tony
Bob
Mickey
Glen

this

i shed a tear for you

Fucks sake this board really is the bottom of the IQ barrell on Yas Forums isn't it.
Like, 80% of other boards have figured the infection out already yet you're all still here scrambling around trying to figure it out. Pathetic worms.

unless something happens after several hours of infection, this is the limit

ok

Proximity to green posts

wow 9000 deaths out of a population of 46,000,000
ITS FUCKING NOTHING

having a cheeky laugh at the expense of a dead child xx

seething shitskin lmao

bet he was inbred as well, I mean they all are really

Iran's death toll from the coronavirus outbreak has passed 3,000, after 138 deaths were recorded in the past 24 hours.

There were 2,987 new cases in the same period, state media reported, bringing the country's total to 47,593. Experts believe the actual figures are far higher.

This comes as Iran - which is battling one of the world's worst coronavirus outbreaks - reiterated its call for people to stay at home on the last day of the Persian New holiday, Nowruz.

Iranians normally celebrate it outdoors, having picnics in parks and the countryside.

But all parks and public gardens have been closed and police have been deployed to prevent people from entering them.

>asian girl at the supermarket walked straight up to me smiling and grabbed a bottle of sauce behind me
a..am I gonna get the sweet and sour sicken now?

doing a poo

don’t care virgin

the so-called runthive
the wee wank-stained pit ae misery

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gay/10

no it isn't

did you really go and take a shirtless picture infront of a mirror just to post on a website full of 20-30 year old blokes?

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Yeah, I think that's pretty funny.

this green really doesnt go with the greentext

I tried it with Charlene I spent 3 days on my back

remember this thread as it was happening live

Is there a single country that was just like 'Nah, we don't care. Business as usual.' in response to Corona?

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Damn shame
Would have grown up to gangrape underaged working class white girls

state

Yeah, end of the year innit. Students are out most nights

aah yes lets joke about it
fucking hell

BASED

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

quite like this shade of green tbf

you have it now
look at your name

How do people live likethis?

Just chuck it in the bin

>aah yes lets joke about it
>fucking hell

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Sci said it is show proof retard

I want Emma Watson to poop in my mouth.

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@120655434
brown hands

I want to shove my head up her arse

How the FUCK do I get infected?

got to laugh or we would cry

Sweden

What do you call those prohibition illegal pubs/bars!

All the students are at them... Probably

i'll cough on you
*cough*

SOCIAL DISTANCING MYSELF AWAY FROM ALL OF YOU

noooo think of the virus

yeah probably, there must be some delay though because my post got sandwiched between two infected posters before and nothing happened

emmayank was infested earlier but seems like he's recovered.

*Kof* *kof*

>literally can't get infected
HAHAHAHA

i think he might have been a schizo or whatever dee dee disorder is

fuck ive got it

green posts are virgin indicators. it's do with how often you post

Actually kind of mad how many South Asian kids are dying from it in Britain.
Italy had like 1 death under 30.

it's almost like people that solely come here to break the rules have to have a way to reset their ip or something

speakeasys? na mate most young people are staying in. pissed off, a whole summers shagging down the drain

At the next /brit/ meetup

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why do only women seem to get BPD

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grim

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I'm already green and I never mass replied or got replied to to get it

because they're cunts

bold of you to assume only one person here wants to eat emma's poo

Cool but they're a bit dated now think you should replace them with something more contemporary.

Symptoms of BPD (borderline personality disorder in men)
Borderline personality disorder is characterized by:

Intense bouts of anger, depression or anxiety that last hours to days long
Episodes of impulsive aggression, self-injury or drug or alcohol abuse
Distorted thoughts and negative sense of self
Frequent and impulsive changes in life-altering decisions
Highly unstable patterns of social relationships
High sensitivity to rejection
Impulsive behaviors like excessive spending, risky sex and binge eating

your parents being cousins is a pre-existing medical condition

What's this new green gimmick then?

help

Speakeasys yeah

They should have got all their shagging done in February

what time scale do you think we can function like this for before we start seeing civil unrest?

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will it ever be topped

COOOOF

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why can't covid just be a foreigner disease like ebola or swine flu

>Day 9(?)
>the ADHD sibling has finally cracked

this is it. my life is now hell until this is over.

anime is the cure

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snakes cuddle you to death when you think about it

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the issue with stuff like this is it's so vaguye, with little consistency in metrics used to asses any of the above qualities

Give it 3 months and then see what happens

2 months until people start to get antsy and some start to rebel, 6 months for the rebellion to pick up momentum

April 1st is the feast of Saint Tewdrig “the Blessed” ap Teithfallt: 6th century Welsh prince, King of Glywysing and Gwent, military commander, forest hermit, and martyr of the Battle of Tintern—mortally wounded while leading his men to victory against invading Saxon pagans.

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