Mfw I am immune to coronavirus

>mfw I am immune to coronavirus

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Same.
I'm not even trying to avoid being infected I just think that some lucky few are given immunity.

You're just asymptomatic super spreaders fucktards!!

Dangerously based

How long have you been posting? It took me like 2 hours from first exposure before showing signs of infection.

Swap fluids with him and get yourself tested, we won't know for sure otherwise

ill coof on both of you

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Based. Going to infect some amerifats now

How did you get it?

not for long
lmao i got the green after like 5 minutes of shitposting

Coof

Non immune niggas will think its a meme but yes I am immune.

dont talk to people with corona virus FOOOLS

Stay away amerilard! Go die on the streets or something!

I've got greened at first post

I got symptoms.
My name was starting to look weird.
Then I fought off those shit symptoms. Now I am immune.

if you talk to person with infection that hasnt even shown yet it speards too. dont talk to anybodyyy!!!!!!! spead the word

Are you mad, I'm not even getting out of my bed till this April's fool is over!

same breh
*highfive*

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please don't @ me, I have preexisting conditions. I'm autistic

>tfw no quarantine gf to cuddle and listen to netal

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I used to believe I was immune

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The famous polish immunity

I'm going to make you mine.

>spead the word
>spread
>spread
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

coof

they all think they're immune

Don't (you) me imbecile!!

Same desu

I can't get chanora

Yes son, I was sure I'm immune too, but now... *cough*

>tfw I realise that I actually am
Immune

You can fight off the symptoms. If you beat the virus you get immunity.

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Y-you t-too.

I-I'm immune r-right?

Based vodka and sauna

I'm so confident right now
If I could get it, I'd be dead already

You're not getting away.

Come my bretheren, we must become the champions of Nurgle.

>Mfw positive but no symptoms

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What about being immune don't you greenoids understand?

JUST A FLU LADS JUST A FUCKING FLU DON'T PANIC PLEASE

No no, I'm really immune
I mean, for real
Really
Just a flu brah

I've heard there's a 1% chance of a permanent ban but 99% recovery rate

There is a thing you don't understand... Just wait for 30 minutes and you'll find out...

Dont mind me. Just confirming that I’m indeed a based immune had and thus better than all of you

You won't survive.

>a 1% chance of a permanent ban
If only

Fuck off. If you're not immune you get it instantly. I've seen it happen myself

I've been posting for a couple hours now lol
sorry greenoid

Lmaoing at your non-immune ass
get the fuck out of here with your piss-poor immune system

hello

Oooh, I'm starting to feel light headed, I'm probably just tired and hungry
Nothing to worry about
I'll just lay down a few seconds

Maybe you...
Maybe you shouldn't stay here

Dunno mate, I contacted two coughing Americans about an hour ago and it was ok at the start... But I feel a little sick now... Looks like A FUCKING FLU anyway... Huh... Yeah.. *Cough-cough*

It should be around 5%.

just lay down and get a cup of water its probably nothing

why is it always the americans that want to spread the virus?

I have complete confidence in my immunity. Hirohito wouldn't such a tool he would make it infect everyone. The Yas Forums style is for some epic trolls like myself to be better for the lulz.

testing

no obamacare for you sicko