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I'm afraid that the only cure for your illness is to commit a Lithuanian.
You still have time. Come here, let me drain you of your bad blood.

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Can you cure me of the gay?

Morning lads, since /balt/ is under oppression from mods I am here to shitpost.

I'm sorry, but only cure for that is death

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based

aluseline

Can I get one death, I have the gay Doc.

oh shit, I have both the gay janny thread open and this one. Was posting in that one. Will close it now. slavs deserve no replies

H...hello?
Are Baltic refugees hiding from evil janny welcome here?
There's very few of us anyway, so we won't overrun your country like the others

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you look like my kat :3

please ausnz, you are our only hope.

Alright user, I shall give you death in exchange of your life.

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Don't be silly, of course you're welcome.
We're best buds.

Does that oppressor have nothing better to do than scout out threads? Does he even sleep?

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Seems like a high cost but I suppose with everything going prices have risen.
So you've got a deal.

h-hi

Doctor I don't think the treatment worked

Errr let's just say I may actually know where your old lappy went and you should still give me more treats right now
Based NZs :)
>EUROCEANIA alliance needs to be a thing.
>EUROCEANIA > EU any day

>Heard one guy talking how "so many foreign friends come to LTU and say "Omg the nature here is stunningly beautiful!" Then one day I went to NZ... f00k. Found god's vacation home
Is it true? :O

I agree, the cost is high, but that's the only way to clean you of your sin against God.
You're done, user. Godspeed, I'll give you time until sunset. Make sure you confess your sins to someone before your unholy death.

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I'm going to go die somewhere hidden and let my dead body plague this thread with the green gay

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The nature is pretty great but being raised around it I sorta take it for granted.
It's stunning but I dunno if it's worth traveling around the Earth for.

tfw haven't been infected in any board yet

We must never forget the injustice fellow /balt/ refugees, we will never forget, we will never forgive.

It seems I have contracted the disease. Was great knowing you lads, my short-lived life is almost done.

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thank you nz
he is still here :3

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test to see how infected am i

Uh oh

lol
This is pretty neato.

It was a bad idea to venture onto other territories. Who is going to cure you guys now?

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No one, looks like we'll all rot together.

thank you coronachan

I can't even get an infection in sink posting forum :(
I am such a failure in life

finally

We all shall go down together then. The ship will sink with us.

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kek nice pic

save it it's all yours my friend

i would like to ask all infected people to stay at least two posts away from me

:^) no

Just applied for a much better job than my old one with a much bigger company. Hoping something comes back from it so I don't have to be back at my current piece of shit for too long once all this virus malarkey blows over.
Wish me luck, bros.

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what the fuck are b*ltoids doing in this antipodean thread?

you're not infected, so it's fine

Good luck m8

> 48 new cases
> 27 cases in a religious congregation

bros i didn't get a switch before lockdown and i don't wanna get fucked on import tax, what do

we are being genocided, please help and give asylum.

I'm surprised there are people hiring in the office world at this time

Loot a game shop or where ever they sell them.

What place sells stuff online that is still up and running?

i hate gay people

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made pizza dough and after 40 mins it hasn't risen at all
if this doesn't come good in the next 20 mins im fucked
can't do another cooking failure after i drastically over-salted burger pattys

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why do you hate yourself?

Jobs have take a big hit in general and there doesn't seem to be as many going on seek as usual. Although I applied for an essential services/infrastructure apprenticeship that frankly shits on my current job.
Thanks breh.

"Racism"

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What games do you want to play on switch?

The yeast is dead bro.

Rest in peace yeast.
We hardly knew him.