/brit/

>nastia
Do yankaroos really

It's called a Roman nose, pleb

Nastia is right

She’s Ukrainian

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>That bio
How original...

>asian women!!!

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>Be dutch
>be tall enough to reach the other end of your flower-garden country by simply stretching your hand out the window

what is sex without a condom like
i've only ever shagged with a condom on and it was grim, i'd rather wank

for me, it's jewish beaks

is there a link to a vid of just the varg spitting bit, want to link it to my mates without that weird girl bit at the start ta

She's a bit fat to be piping up with height jokes
Fucking hate trollops like this

shes a lot less nastia than some niggers ive seen

it was with a whore, wasn't it.

clogwog is a manlet african immigrant though

aye

yeah there is

'What do you call girls as fat as you'
A disgusting mess

yeah life's perfect

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if you get me a link ill suck you and all your mates two by two

would i get in trouble for grabbing a 15 year olds ass? was drunk. her mum was there and took a photo of me

didn't even know there were blacks in oz

>15yo ass
>her mum was there and took a photo of me
hot

_______, ____ ____ ____ _____?

Are you happy?

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outlook not so good

dude cody that was SICK

not a virgin

egg chips and beans

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Maybe. Has anything been said about it?

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SEETHE

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Asian women?

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duno

you?

In this moment, I am euphoric.

absolutely

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Varg has very nice tastes in clothes

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cor

I am content. Somewhere in the middle of it all

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youtu.be/TSffz_bl6zo

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Why would such a handsome young man settle for a slant-eyed bug freak?

ive got a criminal record for nicking trolleys for the metal
she said she was going for the police so i legged it

fucks sake lads

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love this webm

Genuinely thought that clogwog was yet another schizophrenic, 6'10" Dutch ogre tbqh

Thanks jews, thanks america

any lads here with herpes?

too true
t. shagger

god damn look at the shoulders on her

no matter how much i make her laugh she doesn't really care about me

bahahhahahahahahha

Beans are disgusting. The worst food mankind has ever developed.

the devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat

Episode 4 of Draining the Oceans was another classic lads
Mental the story of the HMS Edinburgh, mental

>I made pasta and sauce but I found out only after I had made it that I had no fucking CHEESE
>In the fridge there's several types of cheeses on one shelf (not mine) almost taunting me
>I went to the front gate to check if everyone else has moved out which I'm 99% sure they have but they said "that information is private" (wtf?)
>desperate times, I scoffed the Austrian Smoked Cheese from Morissons

I really hope the person's moved out.
I'm not a thief. I need my cheese.

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>Australian women

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the guy who originally uploaded that video deleted all the varg related videos he made

reckon 5'8 it's over lad should match with her just to call her fat

bugger off

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shes laughing at you not with you

Anyone got a spare fag

struggle to imagine Australians being morally upright and respectable members of society.

many such cases
sad

> chilling with proto gf
> cuddling getting flirty
> she says she has to leave to give her friend a ride back
> says she’ll probably be back in an hour
> I’m just sitting here like a bitch with nothing to do

Why am I such a simp? How do I not have my happiness depend on others? I was so happy when I was with her an now I’m sad

Shut the fuck up, bitch

fuuuuuuuck I remember this guy

>just gotta make 'em laugh bro

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Make sure your face is clean now
Can't have no dirty dead
All the corpses here are clean, boy
All the Yanks in British hell

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Try grindr

*throws em like a blubbery bowling ball*

BOOM

we are mate just enjoy getting on the beers you know

break her limbs and destroy her vocal cords. she can never leave that way

soylent green is people

No

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You don't have an active enough life

who put bella in the witch elm?

this

resistance is futile

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reckon she had the vile shits coming

spoilers

anyone got 5 live on? lot of wingers (winjurs)

here's a neat varg vid I found about European slavery that I haven't seen though.
youtube.com/watch?v=L8NCdSaQtkQ

Just marry her. Worked for the guy in atonement

just be patient bro

Just go up and talk to her bro

"smoking"

"tobacco"

Looks dont matter bro ahah, personality is way more important anyway ahahahahahah, just make her laugh hahahahahaahahahahHHHHHHHH

She's got a date with Chad, give her a break.

want to start drawing but worried i'll fuck it up and be ridiculed by anyone who sees my drawings

wtf was going on there

any of these online chemists legit? want get some diazes

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feel like pure shit just want her back x

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mistress done in by the wife and co I assume

I'm 6'7 and still virgin at age of 28. Being a tallet is suffering.

don't understand how we're meant to get girlfriends if talking to a woman is rape

oh bloody hell mikey

go for it lad, youre better than you think x

You seem dumb

Why did this happen

Asian women

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I really hoped that the royal family would die from covid-19.

eat raw steak today me

mikey steals seashells by the seashore

wasnt asking you YANK

then the system works in filtering out plebs like you who value freedom over pussy

>6'7 norwegian
go literally anywhere other than norway and you'll be drowning in pussy bro

you lads ever have blue cheese?
Had Blue Stilton - fucking horrible.
Truly dreadful.
Was going to buy some Brie but after that stilton experience I don't want to.

Sad. I wanted to be a fancy french man.

would it be illegal if i were to flip the trolleys over and put them in car park spots?

Someone hat this fool

evens I have a quick wank before bed

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you can't grab maccas at the moment?

watching the new varg vid

thought varg got banned

Weird how I never gave a second thought about it for the last six months but now that it's gone think about it nearly everyday

adultery

6' and would rather be 5'9, being taller doesn't give you any advantage with grills; if anything you're better off being short and being perceived as non-threatening. Also guys are also trying to flex on you when you're taller than them

Want to replace my limbs with bionics, all of them, want to replace everything I possibly can with machine

figures a yank would defend the fat lass

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Don't hate the beans, hate the plate

was it nice?
for me, its lancashire crumbly
might join u lid

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Countdown queue went all the way back to the entrance of the carpark

what I linked was just reuploaded on another channel. it's old as shit

Fuck off back where you came from, cunty

State your IQ before I engage you further

>being taller doesn't give you any advantage with grills

Except it literally does m8

You can't go to maccas either?
That's fucked boys, that's unacceptable
They wouldn't dream of taking away our maccas here

yeah try it

I would fucking decapitate this whore and mail her teeth back to her parents one tooth a week as a reminder

what should we wank to?

why aren't you niggas a republic yet?
Whenever it's a royal wedding or a jubilee or some shit the BBC always goes to some random boomer canadian women and they're always talking about how magical the fucking royals are.
Makes me MAD.

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mikey the happy pikey

>just gotta show 'em your hardcore ironman highscore ranking on osrs bro

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been doing sit-ups daily for about two months now and yet to notice a difference

Women like this are breeding material. She will give you tall stocky Chad sons

you can line up to go on countdown in NZ
phwoar did you get a good look at rachel riley

hot

mikey is a gangster

Fresco you dont look so good

just go to the gym bro, just lift bro
you'll get all the girls

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Just imagine drugging up a woman on pain meds and then quickly flaying as much skin off her as you can in that time so that when the meds wear off she dies of shock caused by the pain

F words been said 11 times in this thread.
Less of that please.

don't care she's not attractive simple as

lemme see

do planks, use an ab wheel, do literally anything else

lads
need advice. Currently my heavily subsidised living situation involves staying with family friends
but
they want me to quit my wagie job. Which is fine even if i don't get it back after because 2 weeks notice you need isn't viable. And its not looking like its going to get shut down because its fast food and does delivery
but
the manager i messaged to start talking about it is isolating because they were tested. So if they get it it'll all get shut down. Or if they up closures even more it'll get shut down.
And if it gets shut down instead of 1k a fortnight I'll get 1.5k a fortnight because of jobkeepers
thats 6 grand is it worth burning all my bridges if it doesnt work for that?

Police state doesn't approve of takeaways

You mean the dodgy sites selling 30 pills for 100 quid? Lmao not even worth it
You can't buy diazepam or any rcs in the UK online

Who wants to play w me? Drop your gamertag

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turning food into poo

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you got to associate it with cardio
+ it's better if you different "types" of sit-up esque exercises.

For example: Lie on your back and lift one leg up to point it to the sky, then the other, then first leg down, then second leg down, and repeat 1 2 3 4 1 2 3 4. It's a killer but it's good to "diversify" the type of shit you do to your abs.

that's not even a year you mong, send one every six months or so and you've got over a decade to torment them.

New Zealand be kidding me

I visited Boston with my little sister 6 years ago and got a lot of attention from women there. When I told them I was from Norway their eyes shined. But I was on vacation with my sister and did not want to leave her alone as she don't like travelling alone as a short petite blond girl so I cockblocked myself a few times. When the travel ban lifts I'm thinking of some asian country or visit another state in the US. I'm almost contemplating paying for a hooker but I don't think it will be as fun as I imagine it would be.

i usually go to /gif/ for a bit to get it going then go to xvideos and search "dildo ride big ass"

my condolences

just got off

Ever heard of the darknet you dullard

why do they want you to quit? out of concern for your health?
if so, just call in sick to work and wait for manager to shut things down

Ought to euthanize this fat whore and turn her into soap

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XXX_420snipamasta666_XXX

Just came all over my tummy

pinky toenail fell off because i stubbed it 3 times in 2 days and now its essentially a bloody stump

new zealand has the dumbest supermarket names
>Countdown
>New World
>Pak 'n' Save

xX-I-n0sc0p3d-JFK-Xx

Ever heard of a suicide bag, you prat

1000 dollars, and some in gold. that's a tidy sum.

Yeah gotta stop that deadly disease that has a lower death toll here than people falling into rivers while walking their dogs

I would but it's too late and I'm sleepy af
Just came all over her tummy

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based snipamasta

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had this happen last year

>men flexing on you for being taller

Literally the reason I stopped going out by myself. I've got no friends so that probably makes me less attractive too. I did have a tabletop group thing going on but only got to attend two times before everything shut down thanks to corona.

leanmeanandmedadwearsthongs

shagwellmendez

got to be silk road? sick of the £1 a pill, 10 in a strip, 1 strip max i get atm. barely last 2 days if im in that mood

so that i don't get it and bring it back
Theres a little easement thing where all the neighbours get on really well and have drinks 2-4 times a week and the idea is to stay there because everyones working from home

Absolute kinography this one is

Pierre Woodman is an absolute legend. He simply humiliates these whores and they just beg for more until he creams them anally

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I too start with /gif/ but then I cant be bothered so just finish there too.

Meet me in the 'collars & chokers' thread

Not only getting a pole up your arse but water shot up there at high pressure too

Don’t know whether to purchase Bleu de Chanel, Fahrenheit or YSL La Nuit De L’Homme. Thoughts?

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based see you there brudda

>so that i don't get it and bring it back
then just call in sick at work, which means you will not go to work to risk infecting yourself and your friends, and if toil shuts down you still get the extra cash

please stop