/dixie/ - Southern US & Friends

he means these guys

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I have a fetish about blazing my bong in the most inapropriate moments and spend a lot of time theorizing what would be the worst (thus best) occasion

why do you have this picture and where did you get it

Poly is fine for that purpose as well, but it doesn't hold a knot very well, isn't super strong, and deteriorates quickly.
It does, however, float which makes it good for lifelines and that sort of thing

Some people say that forcing children, the mentally ill, and pygmies to work in the diamond caves is morally and ethically wrong.
I say those people want to condemn these lesser beings to lives of mediocrity instead of giving them the chance to shine, instead of allowing them the adventure and opportunity to partake in exciting and profitable work to better themselves. So what if the mortality rates are above 50%? Those young men and women lived more in that mineshaft than they ever did in the orphanage, asylum, or gorilla infested jungles they wallowed away in before their employment.

Deep in the darkness of the earth those tiny and feebleminded people seek out treasures we could only dream of, gems that have been sought since mankind learned to admire beauty. They bring us these fragment's of mother earth's splendor for little more than the cost of a Walmart™ Rotisserie Chicken per six laborers, which is considerably more cost effective than Guyanan or Botswanan mines. Moreover the workers recieve bonuses for diamonds found, encouraging them to participate in the industry and motivating them to squeeze deeper into the narrow shafts and crevaces below our feet. The rate of loss is kept absolutely minimal and any rumors of animals that deep in below the ground is preposterous, regardless of rumors spread by our foreign competitors of morlocks or subterranean tribes of pale blind injuns.

The choice is obvious, an investment in the Ozarkan mining industry is the most profitable and humane natural resource extraction on this planet earth, but that won't be the end of it.
New Ozarka on Mars is already being prospected by the Waltons, and promising a promising Landsat 8 scan of the region shows much promise for beginning the tunneling beneath the red world sometime before 2050.

We look forward to doing business with (You)!

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I am, unlike most people on this board, actually interested in international cultures

>georgians drinking pepsi

pepsi is superior to coke in every way

I think I got it from /v4/, somebody posted it mistakenly thinking they were Poles

I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts

i could suck anyone's nuts

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wouldn't want to get my nuts sucked on
one wrong move and they get twisted, then they fall of in the morning
no bueno

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pussy ass biatch

*Gives you testicular torsion*

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Do not want anybody's mouth near me junk
Don't wanna end up like the shamwow guy and get my nob bit

you want to be testicless?

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You want to have a bad succ?

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not even a bigfoot givin ya a nobber?

Are you kidding, that poor guy still hasn't recovered from the forest thot encounter

southern culture

Do you think Robert E. Lee ever got his nuts sucked

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thats one of my most favorite memes. I didn't know anyone else knew it

>April 1
Can't wait for all the "haha i have provided you with a false information" le epic pranks.

You've been talking about nothing but UBI and crows for two threads

southern culture

Never realized how vestal some of y'all are

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what did you just call me

Is Dixie down with OPP?

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I am not of or relating to the roman goddess Vesta

VESTAL
VIRGINAL
UNSULLIED

pls no
blessed image
no his wife was a wholesome woman

virginia more like vestalia haha

I have never worn a vest, so I don't see how I could be vestal.

perhaps you just don't know it yet

called you vesta. aka
>Vesta is the virgin goddess of the hearth, home, and family in Roman religion.

Vesta sounds based.

I don't care about sex very much
I could probably go without it the rest of my life and not even be too fussed about it
Not asexual, just don't put it on a pedestal

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I don't think you know what that saying means

I may be a fat, drunken shitposter with a personality disorder
but, dammit, at least I'm not a virgin

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isc uzz ur a virginl OL

the meme is cuz ur virgin lol

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please elaborate

i refuse

ur refuse

if i stayed a virgin i could be a wizard next year
god damn thots stealing my essence

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wow thats like the first good post you've made in several months good job

"throwing stones in glass houses" doesn't make sense in that context, even if I were a virgin, though. I wasn't calling anybody else a virgin, just saying that I don't care that much about something.

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cy
tu.be/r/corn-bread

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rate this beefy-boi

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Do you keep your wizardhood if you hab seggs after you turn 30

im sorry I won't do it again I swear!

Yeah but you can't say that you don't care about being a virgin when ur a virgin

9/10 needs more u d d e r s

no

i was being serious
that post was good
anything else in the previous however many months ago was bad

me 2 broski lmao

I may be a sad, lonely virgin with no prospects or future
but, dammit, at least I'm not from Georgia

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