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no i'm absolutely terrified of women, don't go shopping if there isn't a guy on the checkout

>suicide

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>his country's flag is three equal sized vertical/horizontal stripes

Ah yes, VERY creative.

big if true

Lads when you have a fever do your ears get hot too or just your forehead? Ears are absolutely burning right now

mate.......................

What is the shittiest area in the UK?

Liverpool?
It just sounds shitty

mental seeing this from a us vassal

#
remember that they are obnoxious, loud, hormonal, smelly and vain creatures

In awe of people who volunteer for suicide helplines, must be very distressing

>can't find any of the paradise lost documentaries on putlocker or 123movies
aaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

you're just embarrassed

This is amazing
twitter.com/g_s_bhogal/status/1245113400339968000?s=21

Liverpool is top class and I say that as a southerner

Need a thick Asian slag to sit on my face pronto

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A lot of them are people who have lost somebody to suicide and want to prevent it for others.

Just take those headphones off nitwit

Came on too strong with the last girl I liked. Was never needy or anything but in bed I kept stroking her and kissing her on the forehead like she was my gf and id only known her less than 2 weeks. Got way too excited
It's always girls I dont actually fancy and cba to do stuff like that to that end up liking me more
It's hard not to act loved up when you're brains tingling with all that oxytocin
Got ghosted and it fucked me up for like 2 months

Flags are not an arts project. They are supposed to symbolize something.

and now the waiting begins for the eventual hat

so whos gonna ask first?

lockdown is saving lives for now

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Definitely London, or as we call it up in the north, Corona City.

Suicide is the largest preventable cause of death in men and women in the UK between the ages of 20-34

like how colombias flag is a four-stripe but the colouring and layout make it look like a tricolour

i sell suicide prevention and suicide prevention accessories

Yours symbolising the German's complete lack of creative talent?

certain parts of yorkshire

this is upsetting
youtube.com/watch?v=TbLl7S10rCA

...............mate

wtf why are so few yanks dying this year?

>Suicide is the largest preventable cause of death in men and women in the UK between the ages of 20-34

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probably one of those non descript norf towns like blackburn or rotherham
i'm from the west mids so know a shithole but these places take the biscuit.

Okay, granddad.

>implying suicide isn't good

hello?
hi yes I want to kill myself please help
don't kill yourself
wow yeah never thought about it like that cheers keep up the good work
that's what I'm here for

not sure I fully understand

>Eton College was originally founded by Henry VI to help poor children be educated enough to get into Cambridge (also created by Henry VI)
kek
it's swayed rather far from it's origins wouldn't you say?

An average of 3000 americans die in car accidents every month, so that accounts for part of March, but where's all the rest? Workplace accidents?

Like scissors?

people need to start taking one for the team though

never heard of anyone offing themselves here, must be the southern twats

someone's talking about you innit

Would agree with Blackburn being in the top 3 shittest towns in the country. It's not the poorest by any means but boy oh boy is it a fucking dogshit town

Well, sktz?

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There used to be a good site called solar movies. Was like a forum. Think it got taken down in 2016. Still miss that site.

Probably grim weird towns like cannock or Burntwood in the West Midlands
But tbf you can go on some nice walks around there

>bird at work removed bf on FB
is it time lads

Peak district

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Henry VI was mad.

made me giggle

think they still offer scholarships

sorry bro, we're the future

Sitting around at home drinking all week has given me an idea as to what life in Liverpool must be like. It’s a shame that crowds and sporting events have been banned. I’d like to get pissed, turn up to a football match without a ticket, kill a bunch of the other spectators and then milk it all, blaming others for decades.

Strange how citizens of the most powerful nation on earth live like shit compared to most europeans

Poor just meant anyone with less money than him.

the peng district is comfy as fuck, what are you on about

>sonia gupta
A name in need of colonisation if ever there was one.

not missing toil or any of my colleagues in the slightest

can't see myself going back

Dem gangbangers be up in QUARANTINE yo

why do yanks spell everything wrong, and why do they try to force these incorrect spellings upon the rest of the anglosphere?

remember going to the town center there and it was easily 50% pakis kicking about and this was like 10 years ago

Nah gotta give them a bit of time first.

sitting here being English

Mental that you could be describing both Hillsborough and Heysel

Labor Party

yeah towns gonna be one of the first majority pakistani towns in the uk in the next decade or so. Thats mostly why it's so shit. there's plenty of money and jobs compared to some other towns but it doesn't matter

Fantasizing about Asian women.

It's ok, massively over rated by the geographylets of the UK, doesnt even have any good glacial valleys