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mikey letting loose

kek this is me

It's not hatred though is it, it's because straight men are straight, and trans-women are men.

love andy samberg
simples

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Ah yes, having the preference of dating someone who was biologically born a woman is bigotry

>because of hatred
because they are men or mutilated men, gay shit bro

abc.net.au/news/2020-04-01/tiny-apartment-life-during-the-coronavirus-lockdown/12084538
>Our thinking when we signed the lease — call it "wishful millennial" — was based on the location.
>Our new neighbourhood in Toronto, Canada, was so full of hip bars, trendy cafes and stores selling handmade ceramic mugs, we figured we'd be too busy going out, drinking coffee and buying ceramic mugs to spend any time at home.
>The assumptions underpinning our move to this shoebox started to look a little shaky when our city's bars and restaurants closed as part of the effort to contain COVID-19.
Media finally waking up to the reality of cucksheds.

mental totalbiscuit is dead, never to return or make a new video

fucking kek

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woah

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Not willing to date a trans person
However am willing to shag any peng shemale

luv a good boogie x

becomes a shemale
gets a sex change
STILL cant get a boyfriend

oh dear

would quite like to have gotten baked and jammed with a young q
youtube.com/watch?v=IncwApFaY7Q

Why are the French such foul people lads?

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>hip bars, trendy cafes and stores selling handmade ceramic mugs

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mental innit

very odd their emphasis on the ceramic mugs

ALOT of muslims dying from this aren't there.

based

inshallah

the curry cleanser

How to tell if someone is a beta chinlet:
>Prefers blur over Oasis

Yank meme

lol

I bought a ceramic tiki mug today reeeee

is his channel haunted?

Getting really sick of all this covid 19 no underlying health problems shite. So fucking what. If you’re going to die you’re going to die. It’s entirely possible you could cross the road tomorrow and get hit by a car. Why the fuck are they putting everything under lockdown. I don’t give a fuck who dies, including myself

based

hot rod was funny

Why is the Muslim community in Britain being so disproportionately effected?

a lot of cousin marriage in Pakistani communities in the UK
and when I say a lot I mean more than 50%

it's quite an issue.
In fact, I know its >50% in Pakistan itself, but about 80% of all our Pakistanis are from a town called Mirpur which is conservative as fuck so it's likely way higher.
Cousin marriage is evil. It fucks up your immunity to so much shit.

based

finally some sense, people die get over it now open the pubs ffs

HOT DOG, JUMPING FROG

Current gf looks like Rachel Riley and is far, far more attractive than me and incredibly nice to me yet I'm a dick because I pine over an Asian girl who dumped me and won't speak to me.

Mental how fucked up it is

both are fucking shit

kmart delivery is coming today
have to wait in for auspost to accept it because noway im letting thme leave $200 worth of shit out nowwadays
bet the sudanese are riding around getting everyones no contact deliveries for free

turns out my dick is 6 and a half inches long, just couldn't get a proper erection before because i was masterbating 4 times a day.

inbreeding weakens the immune system

haha lol white people fuck their siblings haha kek lol

>this film was brought to you by Cohen-Berg productions

>Mirpur
ahh yes
the hillbillies of pakistan

hmmm yes of course we're very grateful
youtube.com/watch?v=yA2oe9ryzkM

interesting
have noticed like a half inch extra during the lockdown

Yeah mate let's just let the NHS collapse bro it's just a flu bro

the chad pikey freedom vs the virgin lockdown

kek
imagine if he then ran back, raped her and then said she had a loose fanny and a massive labia and he wanted a refund for his time back

Is "urban" an american word?

I do not give one single fuck about your NHS. Not one single fuck. Fuck you, cunt

>open the pubs
shall be absolutely destroying pints on that day

Blur are shit yh but early Oasis were one of the best bands ever to grace the isles

why should i protect the NHS when the government never protected me

Listening to electric wizard

were you raped by a paki gang?

I can't believe all of these dicklets boasting about their dicks being 6.5 to 7.5 long.

I've measured mine and it's at least 10 or 11cm long.

>I...I....I....I
Says it all, tbqh.

The pressure on politicians comes from the public, they want action, they don’t pause to ask whether the action will work. They don’t pause to ask themselves whether the cost will be worth paying. They want action anyway.

people need to ask themselves, is this serious enough to warrant putting most of the population into house imprisonment, wrecking the economy for an indefinite period, destroying businesses that honest and hard working people have taken years to build up, saddling future generations with debt...depression, stress, heart attacks, suicides, and unbelievable distress inflicted on millions of people who are not especially vulnerable and will suffer only mild symptoms or not at all. Is it worth it?

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holy based

This guy is so suspicious

they're refusing to 'social distance'
still praying in big groups despite official mosques closing. still meeting with community elders. they're basically going about how they always have in paki areas.

youtube.com/watch?v=Dwe8GWwmjOk

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NHS but the N stands for nigger
don't give a fuck enough about this joke to explain the HS

You're just another contrarian edgy Yas Forums twat then

Lads what’s your favourite ferry route?

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HORRIFIC

youtube.com/watch?v=_r0n9Dv6XnY

this, also its fairly common for whole generations to live in the same house

>kek

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no he's just mikey the pikey

I don’t care muppet. Let the weak die out.

WHAT HAVE I DON

only joking haha

it's a shithole paki city, other pakis don't like them.
they shipped them over from there to work in midul and norf factories, they ended up stopping

Portsmouth to Isle Of Wight. Also fuck ferries in general

this is a new one (for me)

Despite making up 4.5% of the population, Muslims are 25% of deaths.

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walked past the paki area nearby today on my walk, so more elderly people walking about carrying groceries etc than i saw young people about, idiots

>Let the weak die out
the pakistani community quaking

>they ended up stopping
when?

Despite making up just 0.5% of the population,
5% of deaths in the UK are Jews.

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finally some good news

Trust Pakis to not obey instructions or use common sense

why listen to the govt when allah is the only true authority

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did the fishguard rosslare quite a few times as a lad, then they built a motorway from dublin to waterford and flights to dublin ended up cheaper and quicker than the ferry.

mental, very disproportionate

do the pakis in the norf speak punjabi or?

corona virus is literally friggin hitler i can't even even right now

lol

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mental

mah its just god striking down darkies for lulz

aye

urdu I think

Not to be racist but could it be because they have weaker immune systems?

dog's harassing me again

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absolutely stonking mad

dont they also interbreed?

Ferries are peak comfy. Especially when drinking. Of course, only applies to overnight ferries.

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british people are fucking stupid oh you weigh 15 stone yeah let me get out my conversion chart for rocks shut the fuck up.

what's the weirdest country to be on google streetview

Sparkbrook?

LOL get 'em NZ

dont see enough costanza posting these days

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placed a $1000 bet on total US deaths being under 100k from the wuhan flu, odds were 100-1

will be profiting mightily

llooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
it really do be like that

been making bread recently
mad how cheap it is to make and also how much better it tastes

Someone post the webm of Muslims praying in a tennis court.

ever been on one during a bad storm?
fucking abysmal experience. the smell of vomit and diesel fumes.

probs will n all

you could bet on that?

there was a case where a jew was hoarding med stuff for corona, got infected, and then coughed on the FBI agents that came to seize it all recently

go and do a haka to the mosque

Nah pollokshields (glasgow)

hoping for at least 200 more amerifats dead on thr morrow

No. Sounds grim

hate that thing dictatorship/communist/totalitarian/fuckywucky countries do like china, russia, north korea, iran. the thing being bullshit. invariably its for propaganda purposes, it always involved staged shit, fake shit ugh its so so so cringe; the people carrying it out/making the statements know its all shit, their populace knows its all shit, every other foreign country knows its all shit, but they still do it. you know what im talking about here, like the public outpourings of grief in north korea when kim jong un leaves the country for a few days, every single waking second of the chinese communist party's existence, russia's weird cringey ways of dealing with foreign policy in eastern europe, irans literally raving lunatic public statements
its all so so so so so so cringe and i dont like it because it makes those countries seem like theyre inhabitated by 30iq nonhuman mentally disableds that cant rationalise or speak or think like normal people. when the opposite is true its just the regimes trying to prop themselves up with cringe propaganda. it fools no one not even themselves but they keep doing it oh myyyy daayyyssss the cringe

>wypippo be like

Go outside. Go down the road. Wake the fuck up and take a look around. Be motivated by the sick and pathetic lazy, obnoxious, ignorant, arrogant, poor, physically appalling and just downright fucking disgusting existence of the majority of people, and let them serve as a constant reminder of that's EXACTLY where you'll end up if you choose the same path. If you choose quick and instant gratification over the grind of respectable and admirable goals and traditions. If you choose "but I'm tired ill do it later" over "I'll rest when I'm fucking done".
If you choose the acceptance of the majority, over the rewards and spoils of the minority.
If you choose to exist, rather than choose to live.

Would love to suck on a pair of tits right now

Oh yeah?
*slaps you across the forhead*

Shut it you muppet
*goes back to watching the flinstones*

anyone else English here?

Brother wants us to do on that race across the world show

ye

>Breaking: Battyboy Bakes Bread

shall be printing these essays off to read later when I need something dull and boring to knock me to sleep

>made 12 cents in interest last month
fuck yeah bros!

when did the UK become so grim lads

are you having a stroke

I'm Anglo-Chinese

i fucking love the corona virus now

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mans on road

#motivation#autofellatio

would say thatcher but you lot looked like you were having a cracking time in the 1990s so dunno

Alba gu brath

just put the rhetoric aside

pakis are dropping dead because they don't wash their hands

It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICAAAAAAAAAAA

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When Rome left.

The changing face of Britain

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lads...

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>made 400€ last week shorting the market
fuck yeah bros!

love the meme where you reply without quoting

The UK has always been grim except maybe between 1955 and 1970

Wales goalscorers vs Belgium (2016):

Ashley Williams: Born in Wolverhampton, England
Hal Robson-Kanu: Born in London, England
Sam Vokes: Born in Southampton, England

Dislike Pakis just because there's so fucking many of them
Hate how they all breed so fast and take over histotical areas that become shitholes
They can't drive either as significant numbers of the youth population basically act like white chavs (do they even exist anymore)
Would be ok if they were just like every other immigrant race

haha yeah it's great
do it by accident sometimes

thinking of investing for the first time later this month me

this is just cope

its a shit meme

keeeeeeeeek forgot it was april fools de lads

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I assumed they still existed in the north and south west

@120627078
good post

>take over histotical areas that become shitholes
to be fair those areas were shitholes beforehand

I genuinely have 180 rolls of toilet paper in my cupboard.

visit us at /smg/ on the /biz board

Listening to The Police. Boomers had some decent music didn't they? Not all this Mboko bollocks rapping about prostitutes

dumb meme coins

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