NOOOOOOOO CODY BRO WAKE UP YOU STILL GOTTA PAY OFF YOUR CAMARO CODY NOOOOOOOOOOOO

>Be american
>invade another country
>get shot

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Jayden is more for Chicanos, which makes sense for a Marine.

Bermuda be kidding me

>be american
>be in a combat situation because you chose so
>get shot
*le mon face*

Female rulers were likelier to start wars, tumblrina.

No it’s not. It’s what white moms name their nigger kids

>Be internet nerd/loser
>Jerk off vigorously every single day to charts/images about how his in-group is the best at combat, fighting, etc. noble warrior blood
>instant ejaculation at the thought of any martial profession and about how manly it is, disparage women online and say they can't do it and it proves his masculine superiority

>actual Chads that give no fucks just go to war for 4 to 8 years after highschool just because its cool or badass
>inernet losers' response?
>"uhh yeah I wont do it because its zog/jew war low IQ not like me the superior ubermensch! But I'll totally be up for it for the race war/revolution/WWIII/Chimpout/(insert violent nerd fantasy here)!"

People going online to make fun of infantry are the epitome of soy/low test/cuck, whatever insult is cool nowadays to say someone is less than a man/unmasculine.

Sadly this isn't like reddit, and I can't make fun of the people here who would post on places like r/WMA or some other violent nerd fantasy central, yet post stuff like this. OP is an insecure virgin trying to justify in his mind why he isn't doing some manly shit right now.

Go to facebook right now, and type in jayden. Go out more cletus

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I rather die for a jew than a Eurofaggot tbqh

>Sadly this isn't like reddit, and I can't make fun of the people here who would post on places like r/WMA or some other violent nerd fantasy central, yet post stuff like this. OP is an insecure virgin trying to justify in his mind why he isn't doing some manly shit right now.

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How many Americans does it take to take out the trash?

Six!

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imagine ranking the people who stole your foreskin over freedom lol

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Literally who cares what you die for, stop trying to imply the only reason you aren't a soldier is some moral highground. There is no proper justification for war if we want to use some moral argument.

>I rather die for a jew than a Eurofaggot tbqh

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Mutts think alike, please do not talk ill of our black soldiers, they are worth a thousand of you mutt creatures

>NOOO TYLER YOU STILL HAVE $80,000 IN DEBT FROM YOUR BUSINESS ADMINISTRATION DEGREE HOW WILL THE STATE UNIVERSITY AFFORD TO PAY FOR THEIR THIRD NEW STUDENT CENTER IN 10 YEARS AND THEIR SPORTS COACHES THEIR $1,000,000+ SALARIES WITHOUT YOUR PAYMENTS NOOOOOO

go back

i hope this is bait
if so, you got me

>NOOOOOOOO RALPH THIS AIN'T CALL OF DOOTY YOU CAN'T RESPAWN WAKE UUUUUUUUUUPP

chicanos circlejerking in this thread are so dumb it's a wonder they don't forget to breathe
check the US army casualty roster sometime, reads like a mexican phonebook

>NOOOOO KYLE WAKE UP BRO YOUVE BEEN ON TOUR FOR 14 MONTHS NOW AND YOUR WIFE JUST HAD HER NEWBORN NOOOO

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imagine getting blown up by an IED and your last thoughts are 'i wonder how much profit mr goldstein made today? i hope it's a lot'.

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Jayden is unironically a top 30 name over here. It's the most typical name a single mom gives her non-white child.

Who is
>Margaret Thatcher
>Catherine The Great
>Queen Victoria
>Madeleine Albright
>Indira Ghandi
...

Pssst, you, yes you, come closer:
NIGGER

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They're trend names for kids raised by single mothers who don't know how to name males, also popular among mixed race mutts in large cities.

Its not bait. Waiting warmly for your posts later on in Yas Forums where you post about how badass warriors are your ancestors or whatever shit you fantasize about.

imagine dying in the name of capitalist interests

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Be internet nerd/loser
>Jerk off vigorously every single day to charts/images about how his in-group is the best at combat, fighting, etc. noble warrior blood
>instant ejaculation at the thought of any martial profession and about how manly it is, disparage women online and say they can't do it and it proves his masculine superiority

>actual Chads that give no fucks just go to war for 4 to 8 years after highschool just because its cool or badass
>inernet losers' response?
>"uhh yeah I wont do it because its zog/jew war low IQ not like me the superior ubermensch! But I'll totally be up for it for the race war/revolution/WWIII/Chimpout/(insert violent nerd fantasy here)!"

People going online to make fun of infantry are the epitome of soy/low test/cuck, whatever insult is cool nowadays to say someone is less than a man/unmasculine.

Sadly this isn't like reddit, and I can't make fun of the people here who would post on places like r/WMA or some other violent nerd fantasy central, yet post stuff like this. OP is an insecure virgin trying to justify in his mind why he isn't doing some manly shit right now.

>t.

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Stop insulting trash, it can be used for recycling and even compost. A dead US soldier on the other hand is just a waste of space.

Chicanos cant follow simple orders, 95% if the casualties of Iraq contain Hispanic names. Blacks have the lowest casualty rate, since whites want to be heros and Latrinos are stupid as fuck

Dios mio de las Americana...

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In fucking Netherlands? wtf

Tyrone gonna sneed

Reckon you could bury him in a shit pile to grow mushrooms on

Cope

Yes. In all Germanic countries the underclass love their English names (Kimberly, Jeffrey, Kevin, Wesley, Wendy, etc) and now we have a lot of mixed race children they also start to name them Jayden and other meme tier ebonic names

This, lmao.

>be american moron
>join the army because you wanna be a badass and play cod irl
>get sent to some middle eastern shithole
>first week
>get your brains blown out by a sandal wearing brown 3rd world goat fucker
>fucking die
>years later
>get remember as strong and manly by some faggot on a cambodian cave paintings image board

is he gonna be ok?

>whites want to be heroes
>not stupid as fuck

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ay lmao

You realize the only people who can throw off ZOG's yoke are people well versed in military, and those with military backgrounds, right?

> brown 3rd world goat fucker
The soldiers we send aren't white Americans, user. 99% of the American casualties never make headlines because people dont care here when a Chicano dies over there.

>>get remember as strong and manly by some faggot on a cambodian cave paintings image board
Literally by everyone, including people like you in 200 years. That will jerk off about how cool american military was, the same as you jerk off about Danish pikemen or whatever the fuck your country had.

Yes, just look at Lenin.

why haven't the marines/army/whoever invaded israel yet?

seethe

That's probably because whites are a minority in your country now

Marines are basically Chicanos only, take away their crayons, and they wouldn't know what to do

Would you suck their stiff rigormortis cocks to thank them?

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You would be surprised how many awful underclass names you will find here. It's not that bad among 'rea' immigrants but when you have to deal with some vaguely ethnic looking colonial creature they have the weirdest fucking names like Djamilla, Chanella, etc

tell them the jews took their crayons then.

Whites join the Army, Navy and Airforce, where you actually have to have a third grade reading level unlike the Marines where if you can say "SI SENIOR!", you get in

real immigrants*
Then you get the underclass white people who live off of mainstream television and they have begun giving their kids names like Lauren-Jae

Marines are unrionically the whitest branch, fyi. Mostly because you have to swim well

The army has the lowest ASVAB requirements fucking retard lmao

Yup. There's also Dylon, Dillon, Jonothon, Ayron, Brendon, Mikl, Geordan, Mayson, Kaylib, Trystin, Jerold, Jarrad.