>spend millenia living in mud huts killing your neighbours and inbreeding
>a handful of Vikings come along and instantly start enslaving Irish peasants on mass
>settle around Dublin, eventually leave after the Viking countries start to decline
>meek and submissive Irish "people" take the settlement and are so impressed by it they make it their capital. A small Norse outpost was the closest thing to a city they had ever seen.
>kill each other for a couple more centuries before the Anglos show up
>immediately surrender to Norman chads and spend hundreds of years as their bitch
>occasionally riot, all revolts in easily put down due to infighting, drunkenness and Irish stupity in general
>French and Spaniards both try to help but all revolts fail and fizzle out
>have massive famine because Irish are too stupid to understand the importance of crop variety and are far too lazy to fish despite living on A FUCKING ISLAND
>blame Anglos for their own failures, as usual
>attempt to revolt with German aid during WW1, fail as usual
>Anglos sick of having to deal with the constant Irish whining just take the best part of the island and leave most of it under native rule
>Irish immediately go back to infighting, have their first civil war just two years after becoming a country
>Irish in the British zone continue their tradition of chimping out and murdering civilians
>still as lazy as ever to this day, entire economy consists of inviting American corporations to their tax haven and selling out their EU membership, will entirely collapse if big daddy EU ever decides to close said tax loopholes
>Ireland
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too many words, didn't read
the indolent hiberno-american finds a small paragraph to be "too many words"
typical...
>catholic
sounds like a pretty based country to me!
>spend
stopped reading right there
>>have massive famine because Irish are too stupid to understand the importance of crop variety and are far too lazy to fish despite living on A FUCKING ISLAND
uh they weren't allowed to have more crops than potatoes to not compete with British farmers and hunting or fishing illegally would have got you sent to Australia
Our ajusted GNI (exluing american companies) is still double yours. Yes we are a filthy tax haven, but our society is pretty much civilized at this stage.
Was the Irish race a mistake?
>very ugly to the point even we make fun of ourselves
>all Irish are depressed and suicidal
>all Irish are alcoholics
>literally 0 achviements and no history at all
>cumrag for Britain, yes for BRITAIN for 800 years and then the EU
>British had to civilize us because we were literal cavemen
>high point of Irish history: losing a war against UK
>despite the high GDP per capita memes, we are rather poor
>Irish weekend: 3 days of drinking beer and booze and then to work on Monday to plan our suicide
>high unemployement rates and GDP keeps falling as we speak
>no place in Europe, as we aren't Nordic, Baltic, Slavic or Germanic
>even our neighbor countries find Irish as disgusting hobos
>literal Celt-Iberians
>proudest moments in the past 30 years was 2 grand slams in a sport with 5 other teams, we still keep bragging about it and making documentaries and movies about it
>Irish are the biggest attentionwhores on internet
>there's a good reason for why so many Irish use imageboards. they want attention and mentionings, because that is the only thing left of what gives them joy
>Irish bully British on internet 24/7 because they are jealous of them and they want their attention. when a Brit replies to Irish, Irish feel more Anglo and happy to he noticed by superior beings
>Irish post IRA memes out of anger, not because they like them. they actually hate them but have no other choice. all Irish want to be like Anglos
>implying that being sent to australia is a bad thing
it's better than living on this fucking shithole island
being here makes me want to fucking kill myself and everyone around me.
I'm not OP.
why not move to Australia then? I'm sure you'll be welcomed.