Italy gets extended quarantine

>Italy gets extended quarantine
>Italy's a very trad country, meaning all the italian boys are with their entire families and can't please themselves
>their balls grow fuller and fuller and their cocks harder and harder with each passing day
Not even gay but I can't stop thinking about this whenever I read the news. What are we going to do about this as fellow EU members?

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Hot

I'd clamp one of their dicks shut.
Then I'd make them worship mine until it cums. They'd be in so much pain but wouldn't be able to cum outside their foreskin. I'd laugh at them.

what the fuck

This is true, I haven't been able to properly fap in weeks. I whimper at the sole thought of touching my dick, now.
Help.

of course you're Czech lmao

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I just jerked off last night. Feel bad for Marios.

Will precum ooze out if I poke it

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Reminder that cute girls are about as far away as you can get from digusting poo poking fagetry and most people would sooner throw your knind off buildings than accept your genetic disease sexuality.
You're a parasite that needs to be destroyed.

I am always oozing precum now, it's getting really hard to go on. I'm afraid I might start havng wet dreams again
P-please don't put those pictures in my mind right now

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>This man is living in the same country as me.
I need more alcohol.

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Kill him.

>can't please themselves
Have you seen that Italianjocks website recently? they're updating daily with italians in quarantine fapping

You can't just go to the bathroom?

It's not just the same, man. I like having hour-long edging and then laying down on my bed making a huge mess on myself while being loud. Not easy if everyone's at home

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>caring this much about who sleeps with whom in their bedroom

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Cute.
I want to tease it and put it in my mouth.

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Why are Khazars so gay?

>tfw live in a big house and can cum whenever I want

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I hate australian posters, I don't think i've seen a single australian poster who didn't type like he's straight from Yas Forums kys

Then if they get called out they just bring up the stupid fucking Aussie shitposter meme because that's still so funny XD

And here we go boys! The gay ERPing Italian faggot incel is at it again with his discord friends

That would make me explode right away, please do it asap. I'm inches away from panting costantly all day long

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Loli Australian hates Yas Forumstards, though.

Bussy? Are you feminine?

stfu gay erp is based

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Isn't asking someones address possible ban?
Nah thanks.
Otherwise I would prolly ask and try to track him down.
I like gays, but I hate faggots.

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I have no discord, but do you wanna be my friend maybe?
>Bussy
I don't play with that
>Are you feminine?
No, I'm not. I'm manly-ish and getting fitt, but I enjoy cute twink boys like the one in picrelated

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I would do it if I could
It's genetic.

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Thank god I'm not with my parents. It's very hard though, as I'm with my sister in a tiny apartment. I somehow manage to fap when she's in the shower in the morning or when she gets up earlier and watches stuff with earphones on her laptop. On top of that my gf doesn't send me nudes, so I have to browse /gif/ and /s/ for inspiration.

You're not cute. You're not an anime character. You're nothing but sex starved lonely pathetic ugly virgins acting cute(cringe) on the internet.

Cringe.

hehehe

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No. You are cringe.

Their mommies will take care of them

Nigga I like bussy. Why is that a problem?

congratulations you win the daily "gayest thread on Yas Forums" award

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Pierre the tsundere is your new name

The bathroom must be pretty busy and they don't have the luxury to take their time in the shower or they risk to get walked in on by their relatives.

As a result they must be getting dirty downstairs, I wonder what's the smell like...

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W-what else would you do about it if you could?
Not even close. There were much gayer threads earlier today :3c

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I live by myself in the countryside. Nobody to talk to in 2 km radius. It's hard, like my penis.

Why you can't just masturbate in your room, what the problem? I fap everyday with my mom in the house.

Hot sweaty gaysex.

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>:3
Dumb cunt.

This sounds veery hot. And sweaty. Would it also involve tender smooching, handholding, and headpatting leading up to it?

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Gaycels are the worst

Wanna take action to turn me from a gaycel into a regular gay?

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Of course.

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Anime was a mistake

Gods all those unused italian dicks ugh I want them all

Come on just cum when you go to the bathroom it's not that hard

You're right, it's already embarrassing enough to walk around the house with giant erections while my sister and cousins are around, let alone masturbating and risking of someone walking in on me or hearing squishy noises. I was used to go commando and not wear any underwear but now I have to specifically because of this. I'm scared shitless of flipping out while asleep, having a wet dream and screaming something weird...

Sweet! I could gently cradle you in my arms as I slowly explore your body with my hands, maybe sliding one under your shirt and groping your chest...

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Make a fucking discord and contain your faggotry.

"no"

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user, how are you going to help them with this problem? It seems like a daunting humanitarian issue...

Wow user..you must be so pent up by the lockdown...Now i feel bad for teasing you so much if only i could make it up for you somehow....

shoo shoo! I was first

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There are millions of juicy uncut italian cocks stuck in quarantine and i'm here stuck with cut dicks. Life is suffering.

I haven't come in so long, the only things that is getting dirty is the inside of my pants with pre. It smells so much as well...

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Prosím, drž hubu.

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cute foreign anons...
yes this is exactly what I need during these cold nights...

This is a wholesome opportunity to rid yourselves of your sexual obsessions and set your mind on the right path to lead a stable monogamous life and you're wasting it by posting more wish fulfillment ERP. It's no wonder nobody likes you fucking whores.