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he's moroccan

not had a wank in a week

*coffs into the thread*

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he's a wog not dutch

where in the uk should i set my tinder passport to

yeah but at least we stole their food and spices as well for ourselves.

let me help you out

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No Emmerdale or Corrie tonight, seething

My dad is barely done with a back surgery and is in recovery and would normally be at the hospital for a couple more days but someone in the hospital got corona and died and since he’s vulnerable they sent him home. So now he’s here in his chair hallucinating and talking to himself more.

Also my brother unironically just got diagnosed with corona, we thought he had it but now it’s confirmed

vanilla, cinamon, ginger, pepper, tea

Remember the good old days of tinder when it was easy to get hundreds of matches and get numbers instead of getting no replies

brum obviously
she wants a man from there or so i hear

your contributions to the thread are greatly appreciated

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Cardiff, Wales

your food is cheese and wheat lol

algorithm's been rigged so it doesn't work unless you pay

youtube.com/watch?v=MzMFY1zfCn0
youtube.com/watch?v=U0dC7QzEo9Q

your food is dried dogshit

very good posts lad

wonder how many died/are dying in china
certainly at the very least 10000 maybe several times that

West London
Leeds
Brighton

retards
it's just a joke pic bruv, don't worry
they come together great in a Kaassoufflé

cor quite tempting

Yeah not sure what’s up, I had 2000 matches previously, set my passport in japan and waited to see the gold likes appear and literally NOBODY is liking me. Fucks sake

How? Are you not on lockdown? I’ve been wanking like a monkey. My mum keeps walking around in low cut tops and hotpants and tight yoga pants and sitting close to me, resting her head on my shoulder.

hmmm

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you lads heard the new Dua Lipa album? its getting rave reviews

you can't make it up

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orange cat bad

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or perhaps jap women just have standards
that'd be wild to see

waiting for the Netflix live action
hope it's good

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Bit weird

avatar: the last gay bender

Not a chance mate

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Why are women so vile?
I can smell the fishy gash through the screen

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go out and get your dad some heroin asap

>it's just a joke pic bruv, don't worry
stop posting it and stop proliferating nonsense then you dumb virgin

Stop fighting, you all eat shitty food anyways, who cares if it's from new zealand, the uk or netherlands

big fan of robot sluts

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Cba to read give us a summary

frenchists btfo

Hope you wash after and your family dont smell the cum haha

well they got the original people making it and ass show runners and stuff, really hope I'm not disappointed

want to chop her head off and send it to her parents

I'm remaining optimistic but if I were being realistic then it's likely going to be absolute shite

>stop posting it and stop proliferating nonsense
pathetic

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hooked up on tinder once
girl took a shit in my toilet and didnt have the decency to clean her skidmarks off the porcelain
deleted the app

dont get you hardcore porn people. i haven't wanked to anything more than vanilla pretty tits and ass still images in 10 years. my real taste is nipslip and voyeur stuff but i dont look often to keep the sizzle. oh and i do love me some titty flash gifs too. gaping assholes and throat fucks and gangbang stuff is nasty.

Waiting for Azula to be cast black or some shite knowing Netflix

I would unironically kill someone for a bag of fizzy cola laces

owen are you here? please go home

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bloody hell NEED a welsh gf PRONTO

too sexual for young fans
too much arse, sexy stuff

I’m hugely popular everywhere else, South Korea, Taiwan, Singapore, Russia, lots of Europe

But not Japan, Japanese women do not like me

alri amish

Doing a listen
youtu.be/aQs3h6SRdIA

Apparently they've lost 21 miillion cell phone accounts. This time last year there was an increase.

Grim

dont know what that means
literally dont know who any of the anime girls i post are because im not an anime watching nonce
know i love this girl though

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Not a proper full on racist
but it would be inaccurate to call me not a racist

yeah that explains it then kek

Saltdean mentioned
Absolute shithole

uh huh

London paki seething

I am so fucking depressed

just want to cry

fuck sake

My dad is terminally ill and about to die, my brother just caught corona, and I’ll be shooting myself very soon

My mom and sister are about to lose 3 family members within about a month

has that anamaly been explained/debunked yet?

>16
>5'9"
better off dead in my opinion

Almost 4:30am lads. Might head off to bed.

don't care mate

Wew

hoping they're happy just going for vaguely eastern/inuit looking people rather than anything that extreme...

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>5'9
IT'S OVER

Fell asleep whilst talking to the gf on the phone last night. Woke up at 4am to see the call was still going. She'd fallen asleep too haha.

This too shall pass

Same lad. Just want a bag of flying saucers.

If only you knew how bad things really are

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g'dnight x

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madting

I’ve never really noticed how pretty she is but it’s just the two of us in the house and I’ve developed an attraction for her.

I think she might be wanking as much as me. Hour long shower in the morning, afternoon nap in her bedroom, haha.

Imagine looking like that poor cunt

>my brother just caught corona
high chance he will recover
don't act irrationally lad, you'll get through this

always get russell crowe and james mcavoy confused

Don't care virgin

and what exactly would shooting yourself solve

dad is fucking zooted out of his mind, I’m trying to relax in my room and I hear him yelling my name so I follow his oxygen cord and he’s naked on the toilet freaking out about how I need to “check and see if there’s water running in his closet”

I am living in hell

Fair enough but fucking your mum is probably a bad idea

>rustle (russell) feathers

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crisp sandwiches are PENG, and I won't hear otherwise.

Note: wiki needs updating, butter is a main ingredient

no it's not
be quiet

Yeah I mean that's great and all but... did anybody actually ask?

Post a pic lad
How old?
Don't fancy my mum in the slightest and I don't have a sister so incest has never interested me

Yesterday I became jobless and the gf of 2 years broke up with me in the span of a couple hours

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>russell crowe
JUST

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impressive...

got corona and just coughed on my nan to take her out so i can inherit the house

Howling

hahahaha LOL saw some locals sharing this, brighton OG here reporting in

having any internet device in china is fucking dodgy when youll be arrested and interrogated by secret police for posting about speed cameras, people probably just got sick of their shit

Get him some smack

plenty more jobs and gfs out there
when you're sat there in 40 years time looking back this'll just be a rough patch more than anything

Just learned that China doesn't count people who test positive but have no symptoms. Everyone else does.

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nonce

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On second thoughts, I would let this man bum me as long as his willy is exemplary

What are you on lad, he looks great.

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2020 is a proper stitch up haha

It's alri
t. Brighton

PENGORENG

actually vile, alien physique

Lad I've been there, unemployed and no gf, it gets better, I promise.

Please don't hurt yourself I promise it gets better.

Got a better gf now and a better job. It can happen to you too.

I’m not posting a pic. She’s 37.

Starting work as a railway signaller next month lads
What am I in for?

Fairy bread and crisp sandwiches actually sound good

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willard wonka

if i pulled that out would she die?

why they fuck do yanks have such phat arses

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Yeah they're releasing the new numbers today