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Is that our boy Cool Adam?
gf got upset that she started her period because she wanted to have sex but now it won't happen
Looks a bit Jewish
only cause youre a bitch
Did you get CORONA'd already?
I may or may not have obtained herd immunity
just got off my conference call. now i can finally masturbate.
In that image i can read "onegai","kudasai", english text and 2 weak eyes.
Imagine unironically being so retarded you'll give away all of your rights because a couple old people could die. I didn't understand the NPC meme before, but now I do.
It's deeply disturbing how easily people are manipulated. We don't have a fucking chance, full blown dystopia is on its way.
Ummmm I've had sex with girls on their period before she's the one who doesn't want to
Damn, I'm really impressed by how much smarter than everyone you are and by just how above all of this you are.
super fucking tired. sleep schedule is completely out of whack. buds, i need entertainment.
Canada gives up its rights even without a pandemic though
It's because they've yet to realize that old people are the root cause of every issue
need a gf that will stroke my beard while I fondle her chest with one hand and play video games with the other
We could use better free speech protections, but we're really not that bad as far as rights go.
Free speech is one of the most important bedrocks of a Liberal nation though, and Canada gave it up cause a few trannies were crying on Twitter dot com
Congress is looking at a bill that will basically end encryption in the US. It's not being talked about because of the virus.
Stop being an incel
Have sex
I'm black so I'm immune
Every time I go to work I see two girls I had sex with and it's hard talking to them while having the image of them with my dick in their mouth
retard checking in
based
fuck boomers let those assholes die they're the ones who put us in this mess
She hot
i hate belly button piercings
>tfw comfy and petting the doggo but should practice piano
I don't really think there is a place on the face of the earth that has free speech full stop. America has obscenity laws for example. I do think you guys are doing a bit better in that regard though.
sup
Tonight's pantsuquiz
I dont speak finnish
ok?
america doesn't have free speech really anymore considering how much tech censorship and depersoning there is now, done by private companies
jesus chris
that's the thing, the reaction to the corona virus is magnitudes worse than the virus could ever be
The quiz is about guessing the color of her panties, as is tradition.
One word is enough there.
The bill isn't a reaction to the virus, but the virus is distracting everyone from it.
carlos slim has a lot of money and he ain't doing shit to help mexico
wtf
Can anybody tell me why Europeans are such sensitive bitches but think they're all hard?
They're all constantly seething
it isn't safe how horny i am right now
do you go to the gym
I do pushups and planks at home
Whenever I go on the internet I remind myself that almost everybody on here has never had sexual intercourse and has varying levels of social retardation, so their version of banter is trying to insult other people and then bursting into tears once they get insulted
literally everybody who pretends to be a "hard man" is like that
used to
fuck you
didnt ask
i'm none and do none of those things
well maybe exept for the social retardation but just a bit
>Army is still taking money out of my check despite me working for MPs
lmao Urkel BTFO
How are all you sexy bastards doing?
It's incredibly cringe
Europeans on here are especially bad at it though
why don't you go anymore? coronavirus?
Not a real pirate, are you...
i used to, but my body has been beaten to shit over the years and i fell out of my routine. my intention is to start swimming again once this absurdity blows over.
yeah but they're closed because of the rona
I can feel my gains leaving me
Would you pay for this? ? ?
Doing alright. Bit bored, might play some vidya soon
How are you doing big boy?
you can complain about it, right?
lazyness and sad feelings at the time
now is mainly lazyness
no
Looking forward to all the heroic Corona nurse movies Hollywood is gonna shit out in 2022
Just got paid today for doing nothing but watching anime
I could, wouldn't do much
you're repugnant
You want pina colada? How about PENIS ALOTTA!
She comes back to tell me she's gone
As if I didn't know that
As if I didn't know my own bed
As if I'd never noticed
The way she brushed her hair from her forehead
And she said, "losing love
Is like a window in your heart
Thinking about how much better the world would be if Twitter and IG were banned.
skinny now and I'm light as air
i think there'll be an uptick in good zombie type films
not bad, have a lot to do and a bit overwhelmed. taking a coffee break and trying to properly plan/strategize all this shit
You can't even see his face you stupid delusional nigger
>paying for porn
it's worth the try
yes please
but how will I fap to celeb waifus without IG
That's retarded lol I fucked girls on there periods hella raw dogging too stop being a wimp who cares if you make a towel bloody it feels even better and therr always hornier on there period to just have sex dude
You can see half of it.
>being this brainwashed
Herd mentality
>sarnt I'm not getting paid correctly
>don't care kek
that's what's going to happen
Sorry, I grew out of being an edgy teen 10 years ago.
how fat are you?
You’re supporting an independent sex worker
me in /cum/
No I just use a shitty home exercise bike thrice a week. Makes a ticking noise that pisses me off sometimes.
Yeah I used to work out 3x a day, swimming in the morning, lifting at lunch, and running in the evening
I'd also be eating ~7,000+ calories
then I went to special forces and started working out even more, even harder & using SARMs and PED's, then my knee cartilage started dwindling, so now I'm fucked up
hueg but hurts to walk
What a life
I too can't wait to start swimming again
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what did he mean
by this
At my school yeah, until the virus hit. I think gyms or fitness centers should be more widely affordable. Unfortunately they seem like a privilege of the rich or maybe middle class right now.
This is what true freedom looks like