/brit/

Sources?

not really. check the thread you're on

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for me, it's massive asses 1

Caption fags

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for me it's extra mature cheddar

WHO

What happened to Tim then? Is he dead?

Lads do you reckon if your mates with a pornstar they will happily suck you off as a friendly favour and not think anything of it?

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Need to see her split open by a BBC

got sectioned after he whipped his cock out on twitter

>American soldier captured outside Saigon area circa. 1969 colourised.

for me its boredom

PENGORENG

Is that a carpeted kitchen?

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*farts loudly*
*clicks end meeting*

Why do Android apps show me vulgar show Bob type ads

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RIP

What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese Meal?

not a fan of snakes me

god shes amazing

corrrrr susie dent looking PENG in that short little dress on house of games today

Would love to get AIDS as a friendly favor

your mate has a job, you think he goes around giving away his product for free to all his mates?

Milena Velba

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never been a fan, looks like her soul left her body years ago

Bet this was a nightmare. Zoom calls with 6 people fall apart because people talk over each other.

probably not
they get paid to suck and fuck
the whole nympho thing is an act
why would they do it for free?

As an ice cream enthusiast allow me to call it party pack

Dont ask me how i ended up watching this but fuck me lana is flipping peng as fuck

youtube.com/watch?v=Pu8kkOk2pOo

India be kidding me

>LOOK!! LOOK!!!! A 12 YEAR OLD DIED FROM CORONAVIRUS!!! WILL YOU BEHAVE NOW YOU YOUNG WHIPPERSNAPPERS?
but what underlying condition did they have?
>WE'RE NOT TELLING YOU AND WE'RE GOING TO BE VAGUE ABOUT IT INSTEAD
ahh yes

>Raab

kek

ah yes, pornstars
*exits the thread*

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we're going to have 800 deaths daily in a few days

JUST
looks like a tranny in a wig

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They appear to all have excellent microphone etiquette.

The Lighthouse was by far the best movie of 2019, howling if you think otherwise

My mate who makes T- shirts for a living he would happily give me a T-shirt. Its one T-shirt and he makes thousands. Dont see how a bj from pronstar is any different

just had my curve flattened

>An act
It's not. They're drug addicted coomers with emotional issues.

we are lucky to live in a time when we can see her do rude stuff on video. a 12th century emperor with 1000 concubines would rip his cock off if he saw one of her videos.

>michael.gove739
wonder if that's his runescape name too

She was very good looking for a few months at the start but she bogged herself in near record time

wish i could care

okay?

I used to have one regular bottom who had always insisted on me wearing a condom, until one day after I spent a good long time eating his ass I slid the tip of my cock in bareback, and all he said was that since I was married he trusted me and let me slide the rest of my bare cock in and cum inside him for the first time. After that he never asked me to wear a condom again, but I never did tell him I was regularly fucking random anonymous guys bareback at several adult bookstores in the area.

edgy

Nah Michael Gove is actually 25 Buttholes, that's why he has to use text-to-speech in his videos, so Boris doesn't find out he's slapping goldfarmers back to Lumbridge during office hours.

then you might get 1 bj
but also pornstars are females with fucked up emotional scars who are mostly miserable and don't have a normal view of sex
so unless she actually truly enjoys sex, she might not even give you a single blowy

good. clear out all the london runts and start the south over

It really do be like that

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still no update about adopting a cat
reckon theres been a huge increase in people wanting to get one

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Rawr rawr :D

went out for a walk

the reads

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why do normies struggle to stay in for a fortnight without going feral

dont care

400 dead in the last 24 hours
we're going italy levels soon

most degen thing you've ever done?

I had a wank during a one-on-one microsoft teams meeting. Had my camera off though

gonna be a lot of stray cats/dogs on the streets in a few months' time

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Submitted my remix

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saved straight from reddit

went out for a wank

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a pet is for life not just for lockdown

caught aids from this post

>boris calling himself simply 'PM'
kinda based

imagine being some peng girl in her early 20's who's never not the center of attention
then imagine suddenly being socially isolated for the first time in your life and being alone with your own thoughts

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worst part is ive been wanting one for months and landlord approving me to get one just so happened to coincide with the pandemic

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shut the fuck up you little goblin boy

they simply cannot live without shagging every three hours it's hilarious

i hate the feeling that i won't be able to do everything i want in life
there are so many languages i want to learn, so many books i want to read, so many films i want to see, so much games i want to play, so much sport i want to play, yet i toil for 37 hours a week and i also like coming to /brit/ for laughs, as well as going to other boards like /his/ for debate
fucking hate it
hope i can live to 100 but i doubt it

bought a dildo + lube and fucked my arsehole with it. highly erotic feeling but doubt i would do it again.

xvideos.com/video50004477/milena_velba_feat_hitomi_tanaka_and_okita_anri_-_lesbian_bigtits

I'm aware I work from home and have done for years lockdown literally hasn't affected me apart from making most of my deliveries late

gofundme? how about gofuckyourself

licked a toilet seat after i saw a cutie come out of the cubicle in toil

A kitten spawned in my car in October

one time I was in a group call (skype, no video) and then people left the call, so I started wanking (headset still on) and then halfway through the wank I realized the call wasn't entirely over since one of my mates was still in it....

Most people dont like being indoors all day every day

If I get made to work from home I might just play runescape desu

they can't stand their own company because they're all cunts

oh
my
days

YES YES YES LAD

Had sex with a chair

love these comfy photos

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lads this situation is causing me a lot of stress somebody decide for me
>get airpods for free and sell for ~£100 (?)
>get airpod pros for £30 and sell for ~£200 (?)
>get airpods for free and gift to gf
>get airpod pros for £30 and gift to gf

its like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife

kek

acquire better and more realistic aspirations

*bookmarks*

link?

like what?

>gay sex

no thanks

don't bother with non-pro
get the pro and gift it to gf
also, how are you able to get it for so cheap?

Going to make it my life goal to reform the Army into something actually useful for the modern era and as a tool to turn mummy hugging boys unadjusted for the real world into tough, assertive men. There will only be more and more suicidal and lost incels and neets unless there is a place for them to turn to.

Not sure where to start.

twitter.com/Reuters/status/1245037869787422722 giggling

i HATE women
do you love your gf? probably not since you're asking this but if so then give to her
if not make a bit of scratch and spend it on something for you both
win win

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`also testicular damage

that'll be £1200 pcm please

get two airpod pros for £60 and sell

get both and shove them up your arse

piss off you stupendous virgin

oh yeah, fuck

caravan shagger

how do you type with the keyboard like that?

>i HATE women

Cringe

watching netflix shows

Expand merchant navy

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why do you have airmiles that expire?

scary times lads
scary times

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>hating on women

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where you getting these

so fucking depressed.

love when spics/dagos/wops call the british pirates for raiding spanish ships in the caribbean
as if the eternal hispaniard had the right to plunder the americas unhindered

yes

why are the irish such contrarians?

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this is exactly why i joined the army (except the word "incel" didn't exist back then) and also why i believe national service should be mandatory

>so fucking depressed.

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Go away faggot

what kind of mileage scheme you on lad

aren't you a degenerate polydrug addict? you probably permanently fried your brain

>sci-fi legend Philip K Dick next to a bunch of /x/ tier hoohaa