/desi/

That's not how it works fucking newfags
You aren't even first
Cancer of the earth
Absolute scums

canada is actually handling it well relatively speaking

Lockdown being enforced through martial law. I hope it wipes out at least 300 million people

Hey man how's the curfew going?

Which language from India should I learn friends

I've been here since 06. Fuck off newspaper fag

>I hope it wipes out at least 300 million people
this but unironically

Miss oldposters
The Afghan in Netherlands, Pahadi poster, Nepali poster desu
I think there was a Sri Lankan too

Tamil Saar it's the 10,000 year old language of the great civilization of Lemuria.

I had a brief fling with a Kashmiri girl during my JEE drop year (serious). One of the things she used to joke about was the colour contrast when we would play with each other.

I haven’t even talked to her since I got into college, its probably a dead end now.

And then you woke up.

None from the Devnagri family.
Telugu, Tamil or Malayalam.
Any of the north eastern ones

that Australoid mallu who was seething 24/7

Even ausmellu doesn't post that in /desi/ anymore. He doxxed himself on Indiachan.

Hello India and Vancouver.

youtube.com/watch?v=tTcnIYYeZI8

Cheb Khaled's "Didi" apparently took over Michael Jackson's "Dangerous" in India back in 1993

What is the youtube user, AnasAshrafe saying in this comment? And in what language?

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It's normal, rest are effected due to not being used to lockdowns
Still a retard

Learn Hindi, srs. Tamil, Marathi and other languages are interesting and all but Hindi has massive coverage, it covers nearly all of North India and Pakistan. And it prepares you for Arabic/Persian because a lot of stuff in Hindi is similar to those languages.

Absolute state of Shias LMAO

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Says the attention whore namefag

t. Larpinder Singh Mishra

That is malyali. Don't think we have any mallufags on here rn.

Based
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Yikes, that's bad.

dont mind me
just on my way to usher the NWO

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Have been namefagging since 2013 literally
>shias in Kashmir and kargil were protesting
Kek but i kinda liked the shadow commander too

Learn English. Everyone in India speaks English.

Is that where fags are from? I was wondering why there was a sudden spike of Desi posters. Lockdown is bringing all you normalfags on here. Inevitable I guess.

Dont care
most will get filtered

ok, so "Didi" only means sister for Malyali people.

I’m not Mishra, I’m Yadav.

>Indian government wanting SC to direct news channels to not share any news about coronavirus before getting government approval
Based Bat poster

Retard I used to post here frequently but then Indians were rangebanned here and I started posting on inch.

Which state is corona-chan going to visit next?

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Yadavs are low iq savages just like Jats and Gujjars.

>no tajik gf

IT'S NOT FAIR BROS

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why do your educated hindus think cow piss is holy

3rd result for searching "Malyali"
Let's click

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Show me a better example of satire from Indian subcontinent
youtu.be/a71y8_fWRcA

There was the 1st case in Jharkhand today. Based muzzies are doing Corona Jihad.

hope you had light lunch

Based. Save Kashmir and Bengal and the NE and Gujarat.

>mallu porn has bobs being pressed but most girls are ugly
>regular desi porn is softcore with no clothes removal but has hotter women
Why is this allowed?

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Don't arabs drink camel piss?

>There has been 20-30 cases in Kashmir due to Tableeghi Jamaat guy
>A few days ago a guy from their group was walking in a neighborhood
>people called police telling them to pick him up before he starts spreading coronavirus here

My favorite is the Lucknow episode
m.youtube.com/watch?v=zkkdDE5eizY

didi is "sister" in hindi.
the malayali comment is just saying "hit like" if you saw this song from some video.

because it is
what kind of retarded neckbreathing question is this

for non religous reasons, we slaughter the camel

you guys pretend its haram to eat meat, but you would rather eat meat and not be a manlet.

Most of us eat meat. We just don’t eat beef. Only priest castes don’t eat meat I think.

This is india and it's not divided and it will never be divided. I love india

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Have only seen the Bangladeshi cricketer and the conspiracy theorist one. Have to watch more desu

Do kashmiri trust the police?

The language is Malayalam. The people are Malayali.

"Didi" means older sister in Hindi, which is not spoken in Kerala (land of the Malayalis). Older sister in Malayalam is "chechi"

Fugly poo monkey

Yo, based kuwaitmallu. How's salmiya?

Okay Chadpreet Singh

No, many davinder singhs in the police. Some rare good guys too

ok pajeet, here's the real indian

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Nice. This is one of the few shitholes that needs a population culling.....

Kindly add Pakistan and Bangladesh to it

>Alia Bhatt will get married to Randbir Kapoor this December
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHE WAS MEANT FOR ME

Nah, you ugly asf

the seething

>browsing Yas Forums

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>pol
Go back

I'm 10x more handsome than the ugly poonjabi Randbir.

Yas Forums died in 2016, pls don't take its name

Cringe
Yas Forums is based

both of those guys could probably get an indian girl easily

Barely makes any difference 2bqh....

kys incel

So could most incel if they weren't so pathetic and actually put she effort