/brit/

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Any 'ilip 'lass man in?

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GF TRIED TO GIVE ME A HAIRCUT
IT LOOKS FUCKING AWFUL
FUCKS SAKE

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i hid his posts after telling him i didnt read them
reckon i won desu

The missus is giving her Trumpbux to her parents

i was the clueless audience member

>right
hope he lives in a monastery

wish i was attractive

is this really it then
well lads, speak now or forever hold your peace

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>i hid his posts after telling him i didnt read them
>reckon i won desu

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you are a paedophile

And gentlemen in England now a-bed
Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day.

you seem a bit obsessed with me should i be worried

drinking special brew looking like a tramp

Just checked out /mammi/ lads. Nothing but anime nonces posting anime noncery.

Alri Emma.

lmao if you think he’s attractive you’ll be thinking I’m elven god tier

Okay lads if you actually knew this was your last ever /brit/ post, what would it be? Think about it...

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can't cope with how fit she is
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>he still replies to me
find something else to do mate

left some cum socks in my student digs how long before they need to be cremated

sucking a golf ball

As I fucking posted that I knew I'd summon you to say he's ugly
I swear to god I nearly said
>inb4 that fat cunt niece fucker from swansea says he's ugly

doing a poo

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doing a read
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/115774375/

Good lad.

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Alri Emma.

Just finished bollocks shave toil

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what?

With the lockdown you people literally have no excuse not to save like 90% of your income and get a house deposit by the time this whole thing blows over

Stalin planned to reduce the working day to 6 hours in the early 1950s
Truly the hero of the international toilertariat

post scran

m8 your own quote says not testing the mild and the dead, that would suggest that the number is being pulled in a unknown direction more or less fatal by these factors but globally where we dont have any significant unknown dead and the most ill receive the most testing thus skewing the data combined with general population studies would suggest that atleast in cases outside of china it is statistically less deadly than reported. Go to bed ya grumpy sod

Why do pakis make it so hard to be liked?
Go to the shop and there's a queue outside as there has been since last week.
Paki man, woman and three kids barge past everyone and just walk in to the shop. lass who works there says "no, you have to queue. no. no go back". Paki man and women start shouting "fud. fud. we nee fud". Kids running about. Paki man and woman start shouting more until a fella who comes and just pushes them out and closes the door in their face and the pakis start slapping on the door. lmao
I ended up just walking home. FFS

Would write a really lengthy wordy post about my whole experience of /brit/ and all the cracking gimmicks i invented and my best posts and some of the characters and drama I enjoyed along the way. The picture I attatched would be kev

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I didn’t say he’s ugly tho

I’m just saying I am very very attractive

This but unironically

>tfw no cute 20-something zooey deschanel gf

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shes my gf what the actual fuck where did u get that pic

By the time this all blows over your savings will be worth nothing. What's the point

Ah yes the London experience

reckon my last post would be this because im actually in love with her

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dont respond to it

bieber's made 3 really good songs yknow

keeek

Fuck off

dont bullshit, this isnt a shagger general, nobody here actually has a gf

already spent most of my savings on things to shove up my arse for recreation
if i die i might as well do it discovering degenerate pleasures

I swear I had more money when I was working part time than working full time.
I remember just buying a ps4 because I wanted one. Now the thought of dropping £500+ on a PS5 makes me feel a bit sick and I don't think I'd be able to do it

Prefer a 20yo Liv Tyler.

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I actually am really fucking depressed

for me it's when I get accused of being a girl on /brit/

nah peds like kids looks machu to me

we all watching Sunderland til i die season 2 then?

Stay away from knives, fat lad.

This but I assume it comes with the responsibility of not living at your parents and having significant bills.

I also think that I value money much more now, saving, etc.

I used to be of the view that if I got 300 quid, no problem spending 280 on a playstation.

We all are, these are trying times

Why? I know what happens

youtube.com/watch?v=-odF-y1nQvw
REALLY wish I had a gf who could sing

absolutely gagging to go out and buy snacks and sweets

is corona actually a good beer?

it only gets worse, beat the curve

shoving chunky kitkats down the gullet

Have literally never spent any money in my entire life

should shower but dont want the skips smell to leave my bellend

state of that forehead, a zooey deschanel without bangs isnt a gf worth having

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what happened to your pet rock

>400 dead in a day
hang about lads this might be serious

yh

desperados is nice tho

For me its Linda Cardellini

just a shit mass produced piss drink like heiniken or budweiser

just put a hula hoop on my nob

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It’s from Mexico and comes in clear bottles. What do you think?

if i had a gf i wouldn't even let her touch my willy

For me it's the ginger girl from IT

been meaning to buy a buttplug for a while but too scared somone will open it while im out, probably best to get one now

bought a motorbike went on a stupid holiday other than that alcohol but other than that not a cent

Is it actually from Mexico though? Like I learned Fosters wasn't from Australia the other day and it shattered my worldview

fuck oFF yank

Yeah it's fine, if I'm drinking lager it would be my choice but I dont drink much lager

I feel as if stomach acid is coming up. Antacid is needed.

I could do that

state of my youtube recommendations

ahaha

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Again, anyone got any figures on how many died last year in this country from the regular flu?

They've started counting differently I think now. Those who died at home that have tested positive for Covid-19

i think it makes her more cute
wabi-sabi innit
that said she also looks great with bangs

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I

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between 0 and grahams number

Know all the words to Dragostea Din Tei by heart

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Still havent forgiven the norf meme for what they did to Apu