/brit/

really enjoy this image

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>hat that fool

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Why are freddos so expensive

The sixth form neighbour hasn’t been exercising in her garden this week. I hope she’s Ok.

reminder that the span between your extended pinky and your extended thumb is the same as your ol' willinger at full mast
so if you can't comfortably lock your PC with one hand then you're a cocklet

Getting to grips with the /brit/ psyche:
WAYS SINGLE MOTHERS DESTROY THEIR SONS
spiritfamily.org/1207-2/

holy shit fucking nostalgia

think thats the one if it were slightly closer
the other one is smaller

remember when i had a girlfriend on club penguin and we went to the pizza parlour for a date and my mate kept drilling next to the table and i got really pissed off haha good times

half black spongeheads raised by white single mothers

might legitimately make a patreon
already post videos of myself cumming on gif and might get some likes

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Pakis for you.

ywn listen to mcr and play miniclip in 2006

So it's small? I dont understand the post

youtube.com/watch?v=F2bp_WVVuOY

THE DAGGER PAINTS A PORTRAIT OF RESPITE 'CROSS HIS THROAT
A WATERFALL OF RED
THE ONLY WAY TO END HIS SUFFERING

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knew the boomers would find a way to take our entire economy with them when they died
it was just a matter of how

ANTE UP
HAT THAT FOOL

2007

I got some middle aged mum arrested at toil yesterday.

>spongeheads

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I reported the man who lives across from me. He was going running in the morning and then again in the evening.

how much was it

probably caught you ogling her you freak

reminder that when coronation street did the tram crash manchester police were innundated with calls from legitimate concerned citizens who thought it was live
some of them thought corrie was real, some of them thought it was a set accident, but all of them thought it was real

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hello gaycunt

Fuckers should be indoors, im 24 but you dont see me out and about giving it the big un

would bumming clandestinely in the woods count as exercise?

watching that jessica khater video, very nice love GDP

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remember an autistic kid from school actually paid for the good weapons on robot rage
pathetic little worm

just like my cock is all and get compliments often

She’s caught me ogling her before. She just blushes.

imagine getting to sniff her knickers after shes been at school all day

ran out of biscuits

can remember joining my mates room on habbo hotel and he was laying next to a bird on his little habbo bed action posting cringe shit about pinging her knickers off haha mad how he turned out to be a gigachad in real life

holy fuck that game was kino

me and my mate used to win trade

women are only useful for cooking and cleaning

Day 13 of having this lung infection. Starting to suspect it's not just a lung infection.

Whore on adultwork is working out of a pop-up gloryhole, reckon thats still against the 2m distance rule

i'm not allowed to go to the peak district but 3 guys are being blasted into space next week baka

What happens if you fly beyond the universe

>robot rage
miss this lil nigga like you would NOT believe
absolutely cracking video game

For me it was Travian

Don't do my nigga Zoey like that

think ive got a piccy of your willy saved on my phone

maybe for you ;)

>sandy box

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link?

panic buyers took all the good food off the sainsbury's shelves and left me with the dregs
wholemeal tortillas
seeded bread
basics whiskey
£8 bottles of wine that are like 9% abv
hope they all get the coronavirus and die

a weeks holiday turned into a month lads

ahhhh

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year 26 of having no gf
starting to suspect it's not just no gf

get pictures

whos paying for it

hope so x

Post link

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hot

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Thinking about Emma Watson’s puckerhole, her balloon knot, her camera shutter, her turd cutter.

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E349?

mad that even detroit mogs british cities

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Very based

detroit was nice before it became a shithole

robot rage? nah

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enjoying some cheesey doritos lads

Yes

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Do you reckon she ever thinks about you mate?

Feel like a right mong being the only one not wearing a mask. But you can't find them for love nor money.

>China have admitted for the first time that they excluded people who had the virus but didn't get severe symptoms from it's national tally and that they did not test dead people
how will chinkmong react to this

for me its mohsye and albinoblacksheep

Penger than Birmingham or Leeds

Reckon it could also be a bloke
adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=2510911

Britain cries out for the divine word of our saviour Sun Myung Moon and the Unification movement

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Alright lads it's anonymous we don't need to lie to each other
>what size is your willard?
Mines 6 inches and thin

for me?
its xhamster.com/videos/sexy-blonde-sounds-great-4368623

corrr

it was the economic center of the USA back when their car manufacturing was relevant

uluru mogs every british city and it's a fucking rock

the fuck kind of logic is that?
do I need to rob an old lady before I can cast judgement on old lady robbers?

>Nobody ever mentions Puzzle Pirates

what's Dave done to get a bailout?

7.6 inches long and around 5.3 girth

Dead uncle user is on the news

not all of detroit is a shithole
it has it's wealthy areas too

6.5"x6"

Boss furloughed us and hasnt paid me for this month got 10 pound in the accy £500 rent due tomorrow i dont have and only a measly £130 universal credit coming in on the 3rd

this averages out

good of them to look out for the gamers

the mrs is spaffing our flour reserves on fucking banana bread

thats a fucking kino image
dont like how we blindly revere the past and hate the present when the people who created those amazing weapons of years gone by would stab a hobo in the neck just to look at a modern military rifle

these chicken curry tortillas should be lovely and soft
instead they're fucking wholemeal
if any of you bastards bought more than one pack of the good tortillas then i hope you're happy because this is like eating cardboard

post erection

*ayers rock

7 inches long but only about 5 inch around
tfw needledick

*surreptitiously googles coronavirus*

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luvly foreskin m8, keeps that lightbulb cock lovly and moist

Shame that most GDP videos have been taken down from the stream sites

He'll just deny any criticism of China. He's not being intellectually honest or looking for a fair debate, he's not looking for his mind to be changed. He is fully and totally ideologically possessed by communist propaganda and he only understands and accepts communist propaganda. He's less than human at this point, just a megaphone for communist rhetoric

Not sure she knows I exist.

>uluru
youtube.com/watch?v=4GicJVYQvcg

who's the broad?

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this is the most densely populated square kilometer in the country

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7 inches idk girth been told its thick

You can change that lad

Link to this article?

the inheritance

helmets a bit impractical innit?

the add says you can sling one up her fanner through the hole

Mad how everyone on here is packing atleast a 6 incher

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I deleted the only pic of my cock hard accidentally

business idea: start a cult, buy up all the cheap property in detroit and settle my followers there, driving the blacks and rednecks out the city

Londonoids truly are insects

playing frisbee out the window with soft white tortillas lads

fair too many trees in there

mad how you care

Now recount us but remove all the foreigners

Haha yeah, we're all 6'1"+ tall as well. Crazy init

look at the filename you blind cunt

big lad sun's son's bird

mines about 5 and three quarters

I wonder how cults get their first few followers. I can’t even get a girl to shag me.

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Did you know Birmingham has more canals than Venice?

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You really are exceedingly stupid

mine's unironically 7 inches when my blood's really pumping
normally it's only like 5 and a half lol

he can't look at it if he's blind can he
think about it

>I mean. Thats fairly shallow. Most people in your family likely don't look that similar to you but a mutt isn't family because they don't look like you?
Guess the flag who made the above statement. Winner gets a (You)

*removes the foreigners*
What the fuck it's shrunk to 3.5 inches!?

About 4 and a quarter

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too scared to measure mine

though i did when i was 14 and it was about 5 and a half

somewhere.
people who were infected but not tested either because;
their symptoms were too mild (lowering the statistical fatality rate)
or
they were already dead (raising the actual fatality rate)

What is the average of these results?

Based on German studies where a portion of the population was randomly tested the infection rate was far higher than the reported cases but the symptoms were mild. This suggest the acctual lethality is far lower as the numbers are skewed by only very sick people receiving testing

how do you guys even measure your cock properly?, im 5.7 inches but if i push a ruler into my fat pad it comes out as 6.3..

put far too much mozzarella on my cheesey doritos lads

hate it when big companies try act like they understand the locals
grim monetisation of regional culture

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Based abo

Not that bad really wheres this from

ah yes the hongkong and shanghai banking corporation defining british identity on behalf of britain

has no wiki page and I'm no koreaboo

mathematically retarded to suggest it just cancels out though chinky boy

Want to buy a new camera lens but don't like the Ebay deals atm

me bringing the average down sorry lads

measure from my asshole me

so what's the april fools gimmick going to be this year?

2 £1 san marco pizzas in the oven

Love are Alan

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>Windsor and Maidenhead

FOB

from here i think
statsmapsnpix.com

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last year was interesting to say the least

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just fuck off already

hope its the thin ones, the regular base ones are vile

can we just cancel april fools day
it's not been funny for at least a decade

That's Midland Bank to you

FOY

no sense in pushing the ruler into you fat
only thing that counts is the visible and usable part of the willy

nice one bruva
i said NICE ONE BRUVAAAAA

mad how this cunt has been around for more than 15 years and I only heard about him last year

your fat pad compressing where your pumping away though, it is usable

...

Poundshop Marilyn Manson

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get a girl to wrap her hands around it and point out that even using two hands, my tip still pops out the top

Saying it averages is not the same as saying the average is exactly the same as the current results as of course the numbers are unknown, but it would suggest its far less lethal than currently recorded based on the iceberg hypothesis