This culinar cringe has been brought to you (again) by the Brits

The fabled scran

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>Oi bruv ever had a wigan kebab, proper butty tha' is.

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Someone's jelly that they cannot afford food

You'll note the battered and deep fried burgers and pizza in there too.

Also some stauners (deep fried sausages) and fish, onion rings, potato fritters, chicken nuggets and a fuckton of chips

And of course the drink of kings to wash it all down

I'd be reluctant to share this fantastic collection of the finest culinary tradition ever to grace god's green earth

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>scots talk about their unhealthy food all the time
>wales actually have higher obesity rate
doers > talkers

Heroin helps maintain a healthy figure

I'm not gonna lie, that looks delicious
Is there something wrong with me?

The JF attempts to escalate food into an art in a pitiful attempt to remain relevant, the anglo knows that food is merely food for empire building.

Pretty good having this for lunch now we're on lockdown

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Whats up with brits and vinegar?

It strengthens the stomach acid to digest the scran

>heroin
>obesity
>protestant
>fucking fry it then
>alcoholism
>crime
>poverty
brits=gulf souf americans where am i off

well yea, most Dixiebros are Scots-Irish and guess where this shit happens

That looks good though, I would try it. You'd be a fool to dismiss good food just because it doesn't look pretty

Literally no one eats fried Mars Bars. I’ve never even seen them being sold before. It was always supposed to be a meme.

I need to go to Scotland right now

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Dixie is mostly English, retard.

Yes but it should be a cheat meal and eaten once a month if that.

No, you should visit us here and try our finest delicacies

(I mean, there might be something wrong with you after you do that, see )

I'm actually quite jelly I cant get this where I live. I'd be pretty satisfying to feast on something like this once a month

It's like Britain has completely absorbed everyone elses culture, in a box!

Sausages (German)
Fries (French)
Pizza (Italian)
Curry (Poo)
Everything Fried (American)
Portion Size (American)

Fried food is a Scottish invention, you chink fuck.

>Fries (French)
Based

>Sausages are German

In all seriousness, it's pretty chill to have your mates over for a games night, get one of these to share with some beers (eating the whole thing yourself is a bit of a mong thing to do)

Just a bit pissed that the ol' rona is fucking this shit up

seriously what is wrong with British food here my grandma thought English people eat bread, salt and leaves but what is some good British cuisine because every time I search for British food I get thrown into the memes

>he thinks it's memes

Yeah suppose a lot of the oddities must be hard to find abroad. If it's any consolation you can't get them where I live either (the south). Maybe you could just go round all the different takeaway places where you live and just pile them all together in one cardboard box

Our food is mostly the same as other western euro countries except we eat a fair amount more pastry. Lot of bread and cheese, assorted roasted things and stews

Fuck, now I'm hungry

Could be unironically great with salted butter and garlic

Sausages are german the same way fries are belgian
They did not invent it but they perfected it

Wrong

No you sick fuck, stop pretending to be normal. You fuckheads eat jellied eels and pies with heads of fish sticking out. Brits are fucking disgusting, you're island should be blockaded for the good of human kind.

Rooted

Very wrong sausages are all equal, don't think theres a country out there that doesn't have their own type, I cherish all kinds and to say one is the best is insulting

And you're a freak on a japanese proxy, give your head a wobble

why is my mouth watering at the thought of a toast sandwich, fucking frogs you need to stop being so good at cooking

>Food that isn't carbohydrates, fat or sugar; what's that?

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na. it actually came to Scotland from france in the 16th century when mary came back.

>And you're a freak on a japanese proxy, give your head a wobble

No proxy here fren, although I admit I am not a nip

fuck man it's been so long since I've had a fritter

get it now.
government is going to ban postmen soon so you maun buy it before they close the take aways atwele.

What does Irn Bru taste like ?

like girders.

Iron

Ah yes, le cuisine française, c'est magnifique!
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salty girders and bags of smack

no, just an obsessed freak

Gross

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