/brit/

need to stop making news that attract jf’s i reckon

Sword?

Can't wait for it to hit here it's going to tear through this country like wildfire.

Glad I live in the middle of nowhere Kentucky.

Mental how we carry our phones in our back pockets.
When you fall over, you know 90% of falls end up with your arse hitting the ground first?
Right on your phone.

Remember herd immunity?

i'm a cis white male

comfy

people in brit were trying to tell me swine flu was a major pandemic last week lol
thats the entire swineflu deathtoll in a day

I 'member

>keeping your phone in back pocket as a 'man'
ponce

gran who’s 94 reckons this chinky flu is worse than the war due to everyone coming together for that

'no'

yeah i've herd of it

nah, lee enfield

Just finished watching Stanley Kubricks The Killing (1956) Fuck me is that a kino and a half. Very rare that I feel genuine suspense from a black & white movie

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someone tell them the curve has flattened

One of the appealing things to me about railway signalling is the idea of communicating information that is actually important.

don’t reckon anyone will ever come along again as good as Kubrick

I thought it meant "cute apple"

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please remember the government never said the words herd immunity
they came from an 'anonymous source' who was 'paraphrasing' what he thought the governments plan was after going to a drinking sesh with some politicians

surprised reddit hasn't done a meme of that baddie from lethal weapon who says "diplomatic immunity" except the baddie is britain saying "herd immunity" and murtaugh is the virus

or people are more pusillanimous today than 80 years ago

pretty sure I went to an antiques fair here

How the fuck is anyone getting this virus anymore. We're all inside

doing a poo

bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-us-canada-52100561/trump-on-coronavirus-heated-response-to-snarky-nasty-question
mad that this guy is the leader of the free world
can barely keep up with what he's saying

5g

never happened

Reckon she’s just not enjoying being cooped up inside without any visitors and isn’t allowed to go to the garden centre.
Mental that she would prefer the bombs to be dropping again over that

EFJPs be like "Live Laugh Love"
INTPs be like "Lift Learn Ludo"

key workers

In the mood for an arabian tune

lager

pint thereof

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they got it 14 days ago

I want to have sex with Emma Watson.

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>pusillanimous

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>EFJPs
That's not a fucking type you moron

herd immunity used to be the go-to argument of the fedora left when discussing anti-vaccers
now they pretend it's a made up term they've never heard of

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Got a staropramen chilling in the fridge

why yes i think i will

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Wait a minute this isnt our dead thread

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What the hell does that word mean? Use normal people words.

youtube.com/watch?v=pdZgkGI5h0A

Where you guys getting these new statistics?

*colonises you*

can you just stay on Yas Forums
all you do is crosspost Yas Forums troll posts

haha...

rubbish
real dysfunctional families are much worse than that

Self-isolation getting to are Mark isn't it

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pussy

can't believe i injured myself at probably the worst time in my life to go to hospital

stay there

yeah true

Yeah it means emotional feeling judging and pisces

really can't be arsed going outside today, but I'm not gonna get ill just sat here

cant remember how to be funny

based aussie dumb crossposter poster

nothing gets to are marko

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you're apparently there as well, so you stay there instead

okay I'm actually a bit scared
it'll be close to 600 tomorrow

m.youtube.com/watch?v=-uAZdIJIl8o
Nah i wanted something like this but better

just a flu innit

this is the annual us navy flu visit to new york

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if clogwog posts something that isnt dumb interracial bait its from Yas Forums or Yas Forums

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Doing a service to the country

reminds of this time my mate was talking about how he got smashed and pulled at a nightclub and went back to this bird's house and "defecated all over her"
he thought defecated meant vomited

No I just chucked your image hash into the archive and it spat out Yas Forums

I'm well aware

Every single one of them overweight

heard there were others proxyposting

sure you did, Yas Forumsedditor
also cross checking all my images is a literal obsession, worse than janny working for free

Have noticed that when I talk irl I stumble through sentences a lot with many of my words ending up mumbly or slurred

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I was waiting for something more than this, like a follow up call or coming to talk but nothing, this is how a 2 year relationship ended lol

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>you're obsessed
very emmett take

>implying you aren’t the janny

middle class problems fucking hell my dad put my mum in hospital on 3 non consecutive occasions and i lived with 4 different people growing up and i'm fine get a grip

youtube.com/watch?v=ynPbc5LP22E

5:20

uk BTFO

thought this was my breakup texts for a minute

aw

any shibboleth goyim in?

sometimes i worry about my relationship ending
its been going for my entire 20s and I'm 26 soon
think ill be alright either way but its not a comfortable thought

my brother-in-law's gf is notorious for that

you're a psychopath just like daddy, that's why you're unaffected

You need psychiatric help lad
desuarchive.org/int/search/image/rAv_3F_G94ik5XNaPr3Y0g/

Based girl, she has more balls than me
When my gf asks me if I still love her I say yes even though I don't because I'm a coward and don't know how to end things

I'm often an empathetic person but, and I really am sorry for this; I do not care in the slightest

youtube.com/watch?v=t_L2nc1MAIU

it's mad how you need training and a license to drive a car, but you can't just spawn actual humans willy nilly
it should be illegal to have children until you've proven to be competent and mentally sound

need clogwog to catch the 'rona and die painfully

I know this feel, you will have to bite the bullet one day though mate

that name sounds familiar
is it something for universities in the uk
feel like i signed into it when i was there but google threw up some jewish tradition

no point in engaging, just report Avatar or signature use. and ignore

>but you can't just spawn
can*
it's just a game, why you have to be mad?

would unironically murder some women

he's inbred, it's genetic
nout they can do

hey Paki-me!

Maybe I’m just being paranoid but I think she was the same way for a while, and the stress of the quarantine on her business and education pushed her over the edge and she just said it
That’s why I often don’t like relationships, I’m always worried and stressed about that even when things are fine

yeah it was something to do with the uni's intranet, at least at manchester, can't remember what though

in this exact position myself. 2 year relationship hanging by a teather dont kno when its goint to end

>37 year old woman gives birth to a still born and then dies of coronavirus
>she was being treated at A Coruna Hospital, in Spain
well i see where they went wrong!

moooooo hahaha

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I actually expected there to be more seeing as he posts it nearly every day

posts like this are what keep him going. he's a very lonely, unintelligent man in his 30s. he thrives off of negative attention

Impossibly grim

Nothing!

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kurva anyátok

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pretty sad

>Dave, the Mercury prize-winning British rapper who criticised Boris Johnson for being racist at the Brit awards, has made another searing attack on the Tories, this time for their funding of the NHS
uhm, hello? Based department?

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same lol its called anxiety

remember my first breakup
6months in to living together
19, young, happy
everything was great
had a few beers, still basically the honeymoon period
>user we need to talk
>i just, don't know how i feel anymore
felt like my world was crashing down, was drunk too and couldn't really figure out my own emotions

do you reckon she watcehs anime

Uganda be kidding me haha

uganda be kidding me

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new jaar album is pretty nice

thats just one image lad

what kind of fucking name is "Kai"

> she

morrissey wrote handsome devil about me

at this point I'm in the Nile

EH

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nigga thats yung wooz thats a bloke a lil japanesey fewlla from korea

really weird how brexit has created an enitre subculture on twitter of middle class whingebags who just spend all day seething about brexit and saying every bad thing that happens is because of brexit

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Stupid old bint doesn't know what she's on about (no offence)

An anime name

sat on a wasp

Yeah I mean my first breakup was way, way worse than this. I was an absolute mess, cried for the first time in years and kept trying to “talk it over” with her like a pathetic little worm

This breakup has been easier, but it’s still shit, I’m in a blank state and have no motivation to go out and get anything done. I’m just thinking about the time we spent together over the last two years and looking for everything I did wrong and am just sort of sitting here on my phone with an otherwise empty mind. Just numb I guess

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howling

Don't care.

Want a girlfriend from the Balkans

>non-partisan
hmmmm

why does the uggunda still posts when every replies he gets is ugunda be kidding me haha why hasnt he given up yet poor lad

Based archive poster

twitter.com/youngwoozzz

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sting?

morrissey wrote bengali in platforms about me

UBKM

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They're literal and unironic reactionaries who are stuck in the past. If they can't adapt to embrace the new future that is a UK outside of the EU, they can be left to rot in the old world.

Regret to say that my dad is one of those fbpe morons. Can have an alright conversation with him in real life about politics, but for some reason whenever he goes online he morphs into the stupidest "Tories are literally Nazis" cunt you ever saw

uganda be kidding me

Uganda

Yeah it's hard lad but time heals all wounds, as they say
Just let yourself go through the motions and don't listen to virgins who tell you you shouldn't care, don't be afraid to feel emotion but don't let it get the better of you and definitely do not go back to her

what's wrong with the people of your country? are you okay? where are their mothers?

ffs got sat upon again by some long arsed idiot

nah, david bowie

off to get a tikka masala

Oh, shelve your Western plans
And understand
That life is hard enough when you belong here

whats FBPE

There is no virus in Japan. There is no war in Ba Sing Se.

does being bummed feel like doing a poo backwards?

it stung my bung

me and my gf have been together for 6 years this august, got a 14 month old son and have literally never once told each other that we love one another. just not a soft cunt simple as

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+3,009 cases for the UK
>but it was flattening

need this with the tranny cat girl thing

ahhh yes someone I know on facebook's shared some mongy post about 5g

caught me off guard laughed out loud

/brit/ on the right, me on the left

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>what is more testing

greeks are the only people from the balkans with souls

t.knower

My ancestor :)

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Often wondered this, where's Oxford?

Youngwoozzz is from Korea.

He is a Korean boy, isn't he?

you spelt albania wrong bro

"Follow back pro-EU" tag that they all add to their accounts, so that they can retweet each others boring messages to their echo chamber

It's a hashtag on twitter that stands for Follow Back, Pro-Europe. Basically ultra-Remainers who have created an online subculture where their entire identity revolves around being anti-Brexit and pro-EU. Not too dissimilar to the #Resistance types in America

same thing

Oxford died of Corona after being immunocompromised by AIDS

japaname kidding me

i looked it up once
something like "Follow Back Pro-European union"
if you're pro-eu and put that hashtag and follow them then they'll follow you
so they can one day create a great army of united pro-eu twitterers that all follow each other

fuck bengalis (and) pakis, ENGLAAAAAAND

between Milton Keynes and Swindon

Watch out for Ultra-Remainers...

Thanks, years ago I would have thought it was all platitude but now that I’m a bit older I can recognize this the right (and only realistic) thing I can do

poo

Grey matter pulsating at the sight of this

albos are pretty based as well desu

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punszi

twitter.com/youngwoozzz/status/1243890725277683715
Oh my days

think the lowest point of my life so far is paying £50 extra to the romanian proz to let me cum inside her

haha very good

this

>bengalis
this is the only one I know
didn't even know what bengal was(still not very sure tbf)

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True.

grim

didn't need to see this

#(BP/
(You) Back, Pro-/brit/

youtube.com/watch?v=n2UTaivJh_8
choon...

#(BP/

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bareback or in a condom?

she let you go raw?

hash bracket bee pee slash