1. your country

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no, we got gangbanged by byzantines, austrians, italians, hungarians, serbs and even the french

thief

forgot turks and mongols too

so why did all the gypsies get there in the first place?

No, there are some inbred oilers blocking the ocean

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Yes.

It's so bad that it kept switching hands during history just fucking look at Jerusalem

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>tf
>tp

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Romanians hated them the least.

Almost surrounded by Slavs... well, at least we have a tiny border with the western ones, who are luckily THE ones that don't have an identity crisis.

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Lol

make city holy place of all world religions. Surprised that people fight about it

Oh, and an even LUCKIER part is that we don't have a border with the southern ones. Nothing against them, it's just that it's never good news when Slavs have an identity crisis and the southern ones... BOY OH BOY

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Poor Polskies :/ Similar boat.

Do the Buddhists give a shit about Jerusalem?

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hahahahaha

1. fat
2. Politically no, I think our political geography would be more cooler if it was more balkanized or if Mexico and the South still controlled parts of the country. Our climate geography is breddy diverse and good I guess

I, rusnya and my fellow friends: khohol and bulbash, we are gonna eat your identity this night.

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2. Can be worse

>landlocked
No, it really can't

you literally couldnt have had it better mutt retard

bit rude

Yea I know but don't you ever get bored of seeing the same shape of your country all the time. Also Mexico might as well annex the southwest since CHIs basically make the majority in those states now.
I'm just entertaining the idea

We have the best geographic position on earth

I wasn't trying to be rude to you. I'm simply stating that the environment there is not very hospitable.

I am an emperor

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No, black Dugin! Don't do it! Watching white Dugin's cherry picked interpretations of history on TV is enough as it is.
>BLACK DUGIN IS WORSE... BLACK DUGIN IS WAY WOOORSE!

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True! :) You are truly amazing, AUS :)
Though... somehow China still has 4 inches of it's you know what up your you know what :/
Pros and cons to everything, I guess

>serbs
how come when you're serbs too

Apart from having France across the channel yes absolutely

and yet you still did it

1. Yes
2. Yes

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Get me a worse one. Lol

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I want to marry Belarus

>implying we are the only country in europe with gypsies
spain has a lot more gypsies than us

no
the numbers here are undereported

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I guess yes
Foreign invasion of Japan has hardly occurred in history

1. You need to have inexpensive oil for offer
2. I hope you like potato dishes

If it's a YES to both - congratulations, you two are a match made in heaven. You may kiss the bride :)

cope

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2. It's not. Like all landlocked country with hostile neighbours

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can I change inexpensive oil with free waffles?

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>east slavs
you mean russians?

Build forts, defensive lines, mine fields, dig holes in the ground etc...

1. Poland
2. Tell me about it

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it's pretty good when there is no war, which happens too rarely unfortunately.

India has pretty good geography

Why poles don't build a Maginot line?
Dig tons of tunnels all over the land that could be used to pop up behind enemy line and fuck them up and forts

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>yes, very comfy yet strategic

pretty good but we screwed up

Well... mostly. Also three sub-groups of Belarusians:
The ultranationalist blind followers of Yermalovich, the "we love USSR and it should be back" crowd and the perhaps smallest, but still existing "we love Putin and want to be part of Russia" crowd, would be ones that raise concerns, imho.

another map that forgets new zealand

What a dumb post

Dig and build tons of fortifications and rat lines, anti air guns, machine guns, anti tank, artillery.

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what about earthquakes?

Rather neat could have been better on the east-Northern border

Eternally cucked by both india and china .Nowadays even usa is trying to get in here to counter china.

Keep resupplying these fortresses with manpower and supplies via subway and train, have anti tank guns to destroy any tank advance to pin them down in front of the fort