/brit/

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The joke that saved /brit/.

hope it all collapses

The sexual frustration is getting to Storke

He’s on the verge of a mass shooting

mental what an insanely hot chinese infested shithole aus is

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haha, i didnt see you there, runt, what are you doing under mistress' desk

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Never shagged an asian girl aside from one Indian if they count

if you took this coronavirus bullshit seriously you're a certified shit fuck

>sweet and sour sicken

You know every European animal introduced to Australia has become a dangerous feral pest animal

reject the anime if you value your hairline

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Cannot and do not want to imagine the state of """""""""""people"""""""""""""" who have pictures of Chinese cartoons saved on their hard drives, especially if they're over the age of 21.

Only counts if she was half Oriental at minimum
So yes if you somehow found the one existing Subcontinental-Oriental halfie then yes yes get IN my laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

Thought that was a massive futa cock between her legs from the thumbnail

Das right.

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I was doomed from the start, this was me aged only about 11 or 12

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Dunno what futa means because I’m not a nonce

wouldn't mind skull fucking her to death then dumping her body off by the highway

Emma Watson wants to have sex with me.

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This is why Labour lost the election

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same. hope we all end up poor and destitute

>le alienate the working class party

contributed a fair bit to /brit/ in the past years but never once asked for a thank you

The endless parade of pride days, google doodles and UN awareness holidays is the French Revolutionary calendar of the progressive regime

Baffling why someone would do this

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That's a rough slag

Tories support LGBTQ stuff because they know whatever they do Labour will be forced to take it ten times further.

lad on /h/ drew me a new profile picture on request
quite happy with it

preparing some toast

Imagine bragging about going to the Shankill lol

He clearly isn't even from Belfast. Quite embarrassing really.

*takes you toast and runs away*
wahey

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went a whole year where I listened to nothing but the flaming lips now I don't listen to them at all.

Don’t even want to know what horrible degeneracy /h/ is about.

let's have a look at it then

He thinks he’s hard because he walked into some dinghy pub on the Shankill lol, I’ve been to some shitty pubs on the Falls but I would never brag about it

Finlaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!

One time when I was a kid my dad told me he had an ex wife who was a Zulu, and died in a tragic helicopter accident. Believed it until I was at least 13 lmao.

it's not ready yet

why do finns cook dustbin food

a month ago Lisa Nandy was asked "What is a woman" and she fucking self imploded.
Incredible.
No wonder they're 30 points behind.

Westminster voting intention:

CON: 54% (+7)
LAB: 28% (-4)
LDEM: 6% (-1)
GRN: 3% (-1)

The absolute STATE of Labour

thought we were all getting a letter from the PM

did he mean he was only sending it over twitter? kinda wanted one for the house

haha you mischief maker, you

Easiest way to tell that someone is a sheltered, cowardly shut in is that they get so obsessed and offended by someone who isn't.

rather keep it for myself

>BXP not even mentioned
*the stench of soiled jeans fills the thread*

and someone in the replies said "This will all change once we have Starmer in charge"
absolutely SCREECHING

seems like the lefties and centrist FBPE types are as delusional as one another

>Easiest way to tell that someone is a sheltered, cowardly shut in is that they get so obsessed and offended by someone who isn't.

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FARAGE BTFO

at this point boris could behead the queen on live tv and get a points boost

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What can they realistically do at this point. They've been completely co-opted by the Owen Jones types.

>WAY-HEE

Mental that they can't even see what's wrong and keep doubling down

>Isolation day 12: Two women, mid 30’s, no children. Please send gin.
remember to wife the gf as soon as possible lads

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Irish embarrassing themselves once again. Ooooh, you went into a pub in Belfast. Imagine thinking Belfast is dangerous by any measure. Pathetic

why don't people realise the insanity of the measures taken just to stop a fucking cough
people are being denied access to loved ones and being stripped of their individual liberties potentially for months just to stop a few people dying

Yeah mate it's not exactly an accomplishment to go to a Shankill club as a prod. I've been in UVF pubs as a fenian before and it wasnt all that bad lol

Matched with a cute black girl lads. What should I say

way-hee lads i am clogwog so they say

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well Lisa Nandy said something along the lines of "we've got to get back those small c conservative types in the northern towns" and they were all like "we'd rather lose with our values than win with theirs" so they're 100% fucked.

The ONLY Labour man to win an election in the last 35 years

>irish posters fighting and reposting the same images over and over again
would gladly swap you lot with the docile animeposters of /eire/

The trouble is they don't even realise that that's what's killing them.

Wouldn’t step foot in a loyalist pub unless I had some Protestant mates, that’s no company to drink with

trip back on cunt
you've been outed

are you kunta kinte cause I wanna kinte in your kunta

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Gypsy scum like you wouldn't last one day outside your caravan parks. One of my favourite childhood memories was seeing a tempostu gypsy site getting battered and burnt out for stealing from Ardoyne estate

Grim

Refuse to swipe right on any girl with her instagram linked.

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Can't tell whuch one is the trannny

woman cannot make their own decisions

You live in a literal hellscape, bog man. You literally live in a drug infested backwards bog shithole.

yes you can

Any up and coming Mexican Findom Girls?

Reminder that this isn’t mikey it’s an autist that’s been rambling about Ireland for 48 hours

nowt worse than a messy housemate

Now't more satisfying than swiping left on single mothers

no no you see the plan is to extend the problem out for as long as possible to have the nhs overextended for even longer so that even more people die

My garage is bigger than your home

second from the left very clearly turned into a man keep up

Yeah just did it for a laugh tbf. Me and three other fenian mates. State of the creatures in there, cant even fathom having prod mates

lmao i'm not storke you stupid fucker

should have gone to specsavers XD

What about a swift kick to the bollocks?
*quickly kicks you in the bollocks*

I love the further details on this one, like the matching clothes (big no no among women!)

>2012+8
>giving a shit about religion
Irish are a weird bunch

When I lived in Belfast it was right next to a dinghy little loyalist pub, never went in but the specimens that stood outside for the occasional smoke... I don’t have words to describe how hideous they were. Really fucked up looking.

>lmao i'm not storke you stupid fucker

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You’re walking around Belfast without a pound in your pocket you filthy know nothing. Dole scrounging dosser. Living off the Englishman’s tax money. Pathetic

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Maybe you should try again and come to the supporters club when this Corona Virus calms down so I can hit youa dig? Then when you don't turn up I can expose you as a coward again

>finlad gone
>talking about direland again
yeah have fun i'll be back around 1

>pretend he's definitely a working class prod from Belfast
>has fond memories of taigs as a youth
>calls Ardoyne an "estate"
Can smell this LARP a mile off

painting a vulgar picture

poo willy bum