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A toast to /brit/ edition
What are you drinking lads? subedition

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you one of those christian missionary chaps then

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Big fan of the chebs images
For me it’s beer

chinky birds innit

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>Big fan of the chebs images

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Gold top milk. Overrated desu.

interesting, why the divide do you think?

did the aussie make a new

The state murdered my child

you the japanese man or the other man

mental some people never heard the word shibboleth before

put them next to your computer and you will use them

Finnish girls look like THAT?

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live in a flatshare usually
back home with the rents for lockdown

might shibboleth tonight lads

once talked with a jap here over Skype, is that you?

Thinking of ordering some weights myself, Coronavirus has wiped my gains

what are some things a raspberry pi can do

What the FUCK am I meant to do about needing a haircut? Let the missus have a crack with Ikea kitchen scissors?

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That's how I imagine finlad looks.

good little toiler, only 50 years left

My entertainment during this quarantine, you ask?

Tuning cars to the max on my hacked gran turismo 3 save and then decimating competitions. Just did the civic type-R competiton lads, poor guys never stood a chance against my stage 3 turbo'd, stripped-out type-R

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a cup o the ol 'sang-'chong tea (not hat-worthy)

Uganda be kidding me!!! You do that and Uganda have a mess of a haircut mate

Do you want to find love in Finland (Suomi)

You have double mirrors? Do it yourself nigger

uganda be kidding me

will use them whilst i have them
but when i move back to my fltshare they wont fit

do you have a house or anything else?

thank the Lord for the flag autoshibbolether pointing out Yanks easily

>(not hat-worthy)
not gunna buy your bait you get a soywog instead

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for me its need for speed most wanted (the original)

Where's he been recently?
Do they even enforce it in Uganda. Then again if countries where 20% of the population has aids and every cunt gets TB every second year gets it they're fucked

do finnish girls like big kiwi cock (average size)?

Speak of the devil

2 worst adverts i've ever seen have been mcdonalds trying to convince us to drink their average coffee because 'at least it's not pretentious' as if quality doesn't matter or exist in that market.

and the mobile phone company 3 asserting that phones are good as if everyone didn't already acknowledges the advantage of phones and as if that should allow us to ignore all evidence to the contrary

both are extremely cringe

*mogs you with my massive anglo weapon*

maths

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got 52 grand in savings
over 3 years of toiling.
will have 75 by the next

yeah but they work so who cares

Oh nevermind 'ello finlad

I could be showing off a big savings account too but I'm happy being married with a mortgage instead tbph

did someone cut his fingers off?

Pension has about 30-35k in it but nope, just been renting but finally about to hit reasonable salary levels (50k+) but that's it unfortunately. Been ona shit load of trips though

If you're brown (kiwi) then no
Do you love (rakastaa) Finland (suomi)?
'ello
bonzer day innit

for me its the deliveroo ad with the annoying norf womsn who says
pizza italiano

Remember in Primary School when the teacher got you to write a letter to someone famous or someone you like? And the class autist wrote to Nintendo or Dairy Milk and got free stuff or to a C lister and got a real response with signed stuff? Grim.

I'm white, finlad

i imagine so. so many scandinavian backpackers in nz

Quite funny someone mentioned Gran Turismo as I'm quite a big fan of the game.

For those who don't know, it's a sim/cade racing game, not too boring like a simulator but not too cheezy like need for speed.

A nice racing game you can play competitively, a little online multiplayer fun for car enthusiasts around the world.

Well since I live in fucking flag related, our servers match us with Germans,Frenchmen, Brits, and other assorted west europeans, usually Spaniards and Belgians.

Spaniards, chill af people. Usually suck at racing, but nice guys and respectful, usually looking to make friends.
Germans, they're quiet but they're average.

Belgians, Frenchmen are whatever, just typical players.
THE BRITS however, it is a literal 100% guarantee that if you start a race with a brit behind you, he WILL punt you on the first turn into the wall.

The game is meant to reward clean racing and being respectful and aiming for as much realism as possible. But no matter what, any time, as soon as you brake for that first turn, a brit behind you will shoot like a rocket into the back of you, and fuck up your ENTIRE race.

Every single time. Or, if you get too close to them, they'll knock you off the road.

Fuck brits, It's literally not even a meme, it's like russians in cs:go, it's actually just a fact rather than a stereotype. Brits are dirty racers.

Do you indentify as Kiwi and not Anglo? Is it Maori what ever
sorry I'm a slow lad

ooh prawn crackers

alri coys lad, are you still doing snackposts despite the quarantine and no matches

LOATHE finland (suomi)

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tune

now THATS some redditspacing!

Am i white enough to find love in finland
What level of finland woman could i get with this penis

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Old generation grew up in the time of the Cold War. They have very strong and big presence of USA, which is wealthy and powerful, in their minds. They grew up while admiring USA. On the other hand, China was behind the iron curtain and main stream of Japanese culture comprehended the Eastern bloc to be evil. Old generation also have experienced the time where Japan was about to win the financial competition and was the richest country in the world. So they think Japan is superior to other Asians.

On the other hand, young generation was born in the time where Japan keeps declining and Korea and China are rising. They like pop culture of S. Korea and China. Recently, I have seen an advertisement of fashion magazine for teenage girls which was issuing the make-up of Chinese girls and introducing how to do the make-up.

i don't believe for a minute that artisan coffee places were taking business away from mcdonalds. they're too small.

and neither do i believe that any of the scientific studies warning about mobiles has impacted on sales

so it seems like both companies are just doing the unnecessary , arguing too strenuously

mad that by the time my parents were my age they had 3 kids and a boomer castle now worth 10x the original price

nut absolutely done in by rbs removing their switching bonus

kiwi is just the term for a new zealander of any race. pakeha is the word for white new zealand, maori is the word for the natives

Very cool and based

have no idea what rakastaa or suomi are but carry on my son

didnt read lol
you space your text in such an obnoxious manner its too difficult to read

>Spent 3k on a skilled worker visa for AUS and NZ for a new job
>Spent a further 700 quid on my flights
>Coronavirus strikes
>Job offer held and can't physically go

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP.

DID SOOOOMEBOOOOODY

t. literally talking about those companies to strangers

Yes mate
Had to write to Hugo Duncan

mental how some people rate hawke or whitlam above menzies

spent 8k on a partner visa but it was on shore
we very nearly applied offshore and im so fucking glad i landed before the flights stopped

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yes mate we heard you yesterday and every other day
stop banging on about it

How is the return key obnoxious to you. freak

no it hasn't, even if you did nothing it would take a few months to wipe out gains

you only need to do 1/9th of your standard routine to maintain gains for months and months

Why did you have to?

haha get fucked pommy cunt

wait where are you from?

well you press it twice when one would do

At least they’re holding out on the offer

You lads want to know the ULTIMATE saving advice? Alright here you go

50% of income on living e.g rent, food, holidays ect
15% into an easy access savings account just in case you need it
£200 (whatever % that is) into a help to buy ISA every month
The rest into an index fund

You're welcome, now come back in 30 years when you all own large portfolios and comfy houses + many life experiences from not being too stingy and thank me

Forza Motorsport > Gran Turismo

Fuck Forza Horizon tho

That's quite the big one you're carrying innit
That's cool
I like New Zealand
We have the same amount of people living in our countries.

haha it's means love in Finnish

Wales

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>all publicity is good publicity

wrong

they're going to make a kerbillionjillion in sales regardless of what i talk about

makes sense

FOP

reckon a good 20% of aus flags ITT are fresh off the boat poms. wish you'd all fuck off desu

because my post was in 3 parts

Think they were being polite.

They asked if I wanted any other job (but can't have the job I was going to) they'll have when normality resumes and I said yes please and they've just not responded so think I'm done for.

nah im alright thanks haha

and yet you still choose to subject us to this boring whinging

Can't make a single thread on this board without weird regional autism cropping up

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I am the Japanese man from the previous thread.

No. I have never talked with Yas Forums poster through Skype.

People talk that you can learn computer programming with Rasberry Pi and also you can use it as mini computer.

Porns done a number on my brain

because mrs smyth with a y told us to

breakdancing to that post lad

time to partake in a little better call saul kino, then some narcos kino lads

This is actually correct.

Silly if you didn't sign up for a H2B ISA. Literally just save 12.5k and the govt will top you up 2.5k for nothing.

No shit?

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finnish girl grinded on me to this song. she was so hot

yes let's come to /brit/ and not type anything . all just stare at our blank screens

I just ate one of those microwave burgers
it was really good
I also had a small cup of some juice (tesco) So you're welcome for that x
quite the cheeky banquet I'd say

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got my house before help to buy ISAs were a thing

irish posters >>> everyone else

mental how poms froth over the thought of working here, but I wouldn't even want to work in the UK if you offered me a 300k GBP salary.

very good. Yeah I'd take the switch

do you ever cry about the money you could have saved

Saving for a house myself but can't think of anything grimmer than whacking down a mortgage in your 20s and just sitting in some random town somewhere watching life pass you by.

penguin

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Snackposts are on lockdown

Don't froth, just higher salary and different chance of life innit with nice weather.

There are lots of Australians in London I meet who are desperate to stay (or so they tell me, maybe being polite).

Say it's ridiculous how ungrateful we are for all Europe on our doorstep and all the insane jobs in London

nah, I have a life
£1 off my mortgage is more than any renter will ever save

Grim, npt pnly is he a nobody he looks like a boring cunt

Do you got corona?
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Because I can't stop looking
ACHOO

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yeah it is mental you can only ever buy one house in your life innit

And don't forget the generous 2.25% tax free interest rate

190, Storke, and Coy
All the personalities are in

welcome to Yas Forums

190, Storke, and Coy
All the personalities are in

Thank you for your reply.

>help to buy

Hahahhahahha people actually fell for that scam?

tbf i made the whole thing up

When I was in Year 3 or 4 in Primary School they made us write postcards to David Cameron and Nick Clegg wishing them good luck with the coalition and asking them to do their best for children, etc.

There was a picture in the local paper with Dave in Downing Street with a picture of my card where I drew him and Nick as stick figures holding hands haha

I want Emma Watson to poo in my mouth.

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funny how they all turn up at the same time innit...

how is it a scam?

Just make a home gym like me

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Is this Moni?

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But you know what I mean don't be obtuse.

Having a mortgage ties you down to a place, you can't just up and go travelling, or move to a new city etc.

I've spent my early to mid twenties moving about the UK a bit and just generally trying different things and I've actually really enjoyed it.

Birmingham will forever be the biggest shithole i've ever lived in though I can't imagine why anybody wouldn't leave there immediately.

time for the important question
do you watch anime and drink asahi beer

because they're all neet losers who have just woken up and come straight to Yas Forums

Remember when moot thought he was better than Yas Forums and started that stupid canv.as bollocks?

Big night ahead lads

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Mines full

this but imagining the poots of imogen poots

Got every single one of them filtered

yeah sorry but I've just gone back over the whole thread and I can't find a single post where I asked?

Got every single one of them filtered

Big Tuesday night hey? What's on plan?

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Remember FFX being a lot better than it was when I went back to play it in the HD remake.

Couldn't get on with X-2 at all.

you a virgin lad?
actually nevermind, silly question

No you don't

Be quiet

believed his own hype. thought he was the next fuckerberg

personally wouldn’t want to live in australia. i understand “objectively” it’s a better country but don’t think i’d like it.

personally wouldn’t want to live in australia. i understand “objectively” it’s a better country but don’t think i’d like it.

LADS :DDDD

>BEACON HARGRID
:DDDDD

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feeling down
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seriously doubt the existence of schizoleaf, turt and malponte
genuinely believe its people larping with social media pictures of random autismos
100% certain turt doesnt post here and its some larper autist

wonder if moot ever goes on Yas Forums from his google cubicle

Love asking Asian people with kiwi accents where they're from

Alri I'll admit you weren't filtered but you're about to be

No problem mate it's how conversations work, I know we're on Yas Forums but I can still explain. People offer stuff in response to other stuff and that creates a conversation, not everything is a binary code question and answer.

Can remind you next time you post it too x

What do you think about swedish people?

>people here were in primary school when David Cameron was elected Prime Minister
grim grim grim grim grim

>I know we're on Yas Forums
your formatting says otherwise

Grim, you aren't even creative when you are lying

Turt is 100% a LARP. Both Malaponte and Schiz have doxxed themselves, they really are as pathetic as they appear.

why would anyone want to live in a country that turns into a burning hellscape half the year

>yeah, but where you really from
gets em every time

Remember when he left his kid at the pub
Good times

why would anyone want to live in a country that turns into a burning hellscape half the year