/brit/

you usually need to be an established polly with a big big social sphere beforehand

Ok and?

brisbane

can leftypol stop shilling hawke? thanks x

what if you were a minor diplomat to some irrelevant place?

probably one of the rural ones in a methamphetamine crisis
heard townsville's going that way but they have the nice natural beauty element being in the tropical north coast

wish i was freed from this mortal coil

Bawoongadale

Wallagongabong

And shut the fuck up virgin

the most sensual areas of a woman's body are as follows

>back of the thighs
>arches of the feet
>calves and shins
>sideboob
>side of the neck where you bite (not shown)

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how are you supposed to bring women down a peg or two without outright insulting them

kek

she wants a man from wollongong

the issue with making fun of australian place names is that none of what you come up with will be more ridiculous than the actual place names

Are you an idiot? Hawke inspired the next gen of Labor and Liberal politicians, do you even know what he accomplished? Stop saying nonsense over a subject you know nothing of, makes you look ignorant

ah yes bob hawke the beer swigging womaniser, leftypol

surely the inside of their thigh is more sensitive than the back

yeah met a lad at oxford who wanted to be a diplomat and even for him, a rich young brit with strong academic success, it was a tough road ahead

Incredibly sceptical of anyone who actively dislikes Bob Hawke
Of the times he's been brought up in real life around me I've never heard a bad word. I remember staunch libs being sad at his death even if he gave them a hard time when he was in office

you can stop saying "hawke" as if that's a name people should know any time

you can stop saying "hawke" as if that's a name people should know any time

I guess I was talking the back half, so lower insides would count, but not so far up as to feel bone

definitely is. try running your fingernails up and down the inside of a woman's thigh for a while without touching her pussy, will drive her insane with anticipation

Give them the ol' backhand to put them in their place

No haha

ORDERS FROM THE IRON MAIDEN
GET THE ISLANDS BACK!

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how can being a diplomat be hard at all, all you’ve got to do is trek around Gaul, Germania and Dacia asking for trade rights and map information

how can being a diplomat be hard at all, all you’ve got to do is trek around Gaul, Germania and Dacia asking for trade rights and map information

>His academic achievements were complemented by setting a new world record for beer drinking; he downed 2 12 imperial pints (1.4 l)—equivalent to a yard of ale—from a sconce pot in 11 seconds as part of a college penalty.[17][18] In his memoirs, Hawke suggested that this single feat may have contributed to his political success more than any other, by endearing him to an electorate with a strong beer culture.[16]
Fucking straya

NOT enjoying how adversarial this edition's starting off as
come on lads

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Have a mind numbing autocad toil job on today. What should i listen to for 8 hours

Have a mind numbing autocad toil job on today. What should i listen to for 8 hours

its not hard to do the work its hard to get the job because you get paid a fortune to do basically fuck all and a huge amount of privilege (look into all the diplomats (and their family) that have gotten away with blatant and admitted rape, manslaughter and murder in western nations because lol immunity)

the man was based there’s no two ways about it

what’ve you got to do on the ‘cad then my lad

my peepaw

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extremely reddit take

Just got back from Chesterfield upon Smutton

Just got back from Chesterfield upon Smutton

no because im not some politically obsessed retard

Anyone who doesn’t like Hawkie or beer is cringe

Just got back from New York upon Newark

Then kick me in the balls really hard

Dragon dildo design

youve fallen for rorkes propaganda

reckon being contrarian against the nation's most popular PM just because is more reddit

Insult their appearance lol
sadly, thats the highest level they resonate on

the most sensual part of a woman is her mind
nothing gets a woman harder than using something trivial to emotionally manipulate you and then sexually dominate you for being pathetic

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Isn't Chesterfield upon the rother

Draw up a map of all the fire equipment on site for an audit. Could do it on word easier but managerberg likes autocad because he can't use it

Ok but you first

Then stop talking nonsense you actual mong

>reckon being contrarian is reddit

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>28 days without sex
I would go crazy too haha

>120588688
Piss off back to /ausnz/ this isn't the general for that you absolute gimp, hope you dox yourself so any aussis can come and knock some sense into you

>120588688
Piss off back to /ausnz/ this isn't the general for that you absolute gimp, hope you dox yourself so any aussis can come and knock some sense into you

all i know is friendlyjordie likes hawke so i dislike hawke

>emotionally manipulate
Love it when girls do this to me

No because then you won't be able to do it to me

you're not helping yourself
the liberals are just leftypol + corporate corruption
hard as it is for leftypol to understand not everyone is obsessed with money

No because then you won't be able to do it to me

wonder if anime foot aussie shags and knows his way around a woman from experience or if he’s establishing these axioms based on his cartoon fantasies

stop fucking arguing, ill clear this up right now:
Liking bob hawke: based and redpilled
hating bob hawke: cringe and bluepilled

stop fucking arguing, ill clear this up right now:
Liking bob hawke: based and redpilled
hating bob hawke: cringe and bluepilled

need a shite

have actually dox'd myself in two (2) images but nobody noticed

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NOOOOOOO SOMEBODY SAVE ME!!!!!!

based

why is brown-wojack dave on an australian vpn now

why is brown-wojack dave on an australian vpn now

>longstanding ally betrays you just to blockade a shitty port
>batter them like a ginger stepchild, surround their last settlement
>decide to be nice and let them become a protectorate
>NOOOOO WE WILL DIE BEFORE WE ACCEPT THAT REEEEEEE
I love the first Rome, but it was fucking dumb

Good point
*presents anus*

which video game

absolutely BOTH pilled
have a gf but get the majority of my ideas for stuff to do in bed while cooming on Yas Forums all day
she sat on my face and wiggled her arse on me while i caressed her thighs last night and it was absolute fantasy tier
she wore panties though because of social distancing we're not suicidal

absolutely BOTH pilled
have a gf but get the majority of my ideas for stuff to do in bed while cooming on Yas Forums all day
she sat on my face and wiggled her arse on me while i caressed her thighs last night and it was absolute fantasy tier
she wore panties though because of social distancing we're not suicidal

enjoy the new spam

anime foot lad doxxed himself?

Jarrah and Ganan are at her house stroking her body while she's playing with you

>Robert James Lee Hawke, AC, GCL (9 December 1929 – 16 May 2019) was an Australian politician who served as Prime Minister of Australia and Leader of the Labor Party from 1983 to 1991

you lot have to be the gayest cunts around to be arguing about some archaic politician

twitch.tv/limmy

zoomer

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Corrrr

reddit

reddit

Politics shapes the very world we live in

did a campaign recently and the game is comically easy in retrospect, even on the hardest difficulty, you just need to know what settlements to capture first and enslave every single settlement
of course, me being a pacifist child never knew this and ruled through occupying every settlement

cunt you'd have to atleast 40 to even remeber this guy in office

saw a celebrity at the mall. was quite excited!

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your entire country is reddit incarnate

CORRR! I bet she’s horny for my penis.

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How does one tell the difference between a Bogan and a Kiwi? It is hard to pick out the accent difference between them.

Australia is very anti-reddit in practice, haven’t you ever noticed that the majority of famous redditors that get ridiculed are Americans?

So true

IT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>unironically linking this boring fucking cunt
truly a one hit wonder (the gram of steel bit)

yeah hah except thats you

i don't buy it chief but decent attempt

politics belongs in Yas Forums stop ruining /brit/

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tell me

time for another sourz and vodka
might make it a little stronger x

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XGM was great
Not harder really but at much more depth

looked for a bogan accent and found this
youtube.com/watch?v=5j0UZEnaEH4

really wish my mate would break up with his gf. she's shit and he's definitely settling for less out of fear of being single again. wish he'd man the fuck up and bin her.

Fine fine fine since you've nagged me I'll show you again
Basically it's 1.24% interest rate, pay into it every month and you'll be set for life, much safer and easier than stocksmongs

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Based politics dull cases get out

vanguard?

life is so boring. this is supposed to be the closest thing to apocalypse kino in real life and it's a great big nothingburger

get some friends mate, genuinely

youtube.com/watch?v=dBmZZVSLHvc

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actual brainlet take
get a self-invested pension/super fund and make bank yourself

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But the interest rate is lower than inflation so every year that pot of moeny becomes worth less.

You do realise that right?

Even after huge drops the stock market over 30 years grows at about 7% each year, outstripping inflation, which is why they do it?

that hasn't been 1.24 for months . also how could you not have hit 30k by now

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Just imagine how horny all single girls will be once the quarantine is lifted lads. It will literally be impossible NOT to pull on the first night back clubbing

I never tried xgm even though I’d always play greek cities, have been meaning to try out europa barbarorum but I also cannot be arsed for a 400 hour campaign

You can swim in dozens of pussies and your dick will never be dried.

you're delusional if you think most girls aren't still shagging

youtube.com/watch?v=Jnhy3b3BqOI

Is horror the ultimate brainlet genre? I can't see how people can get scared over something that isn't actually real and only affects fictional characters. Not to mention the acting and writing are usually dogshit.

seriously considering getting a TEFL certification and teaching english in Saudi Arabia ngl
>find a qt saudi gf
>beat her with a shoe when she acts up
>nice dry deserte climate
only cons is living in derka territory

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