/brit/

>you wrote down "posting on /brit/" for your hobbies on your CV
>care to explain what this slash brit slash is?

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Hey yo /brit/ the last thread wasn't supposed to hit 300 replies.

Thanks anyway.

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looking forward to buying a house after the millions of deaths crash the real estate market.

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Was Mengele even that bad? Or Himmler? You know I reckon they were just names like in war time they want a name for morale like in vietnam they probably had a guy known for being savage to Vietnamese but it was all not what it seems kind of like the American sniper guy recently they're just names for morale boost init, for stories to retell, kind of like beowulf and that reckon thats what the holocaust was

you need to put some sort of generic "stay safe" / "hope you doing well" etc. statement in there or it looks way too corporate karen

Why do people make these fake messages? What do they gain from it?

What do people share from it?

Why don't people deploy 5 seconds of critical thinking and realise that they wouldn't just randomly do this without warning and if it could affect people with their windows open they wouldn't just tell people?

yikes
now that's a red flag

>slash brit slash

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based, sexual lighting

sorry, we will try harder this thread x

Imagine working for an airline

Yeah haha

Please spit your corona nectar into my neg mouth

maaaaa

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>airline

We studied those in history lessons. Wish the Coronaplague hadn't wiped them all out

Imagine working for a living

Karen,

Socialising is an important aspect of work, even if for nothing other than morale and ensuring that colleagues continue to work together in a productive, team focused way during these unique and challenging times.

I'd like to remind you that colleagues are permitted to use Teams as they see fit and only if there is reason to believe it is being abused, shall we speak to an individual.

Best

user

Wasn't asking for feedback, you as the employee need to listen to what is instructed.
I will take it under consideration.
Thanks
Stay safe
Karen

imagine having raunchy sex with a man that would be so gay haha

I’m a meat grinder.
You people are meat.

Went on Steam briefly but I saw my boss there so I turned it off.

Just can't imagine being NEET.

I can't imagine only having 200 quid to live offa month. It's mental.

I literally put double that into savings and 3 times that into my pension.

How the fuck do you afford ANYTHING

meaty palm across your cheek

Need a shower, need a shave, a poo is brewing, need to drink my tea, need to answer the phone later, need to listen to noise today, need to eat food, need to get a grip.

Karen

Further to my last email it should read ' we shall speak to an individual'

user

Incorrect. Proxy-user with english as a second language detected

come here user i need to tickle your brain

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what are you doing that costs so much money, Deano?

i didn't know how to tie my laces till i was in secondary, didn't know how to read a analogue clock either. still don't know division

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>video message from CEO to all staff
>sixth one this month

shan't watch a single one, if it was important it would be in writing

Don't mind the whole 'rona thing so far but if my graduation date gets delayed and I have to uni and part time toil for another semester or longer I'll shove a live bat up an asian's arse.

Im tired of the emotionless shagging, the fake customer service interaction with tinder slags just before you take their clothes off
I'm 26 and have never came inside a girl
didn't know the biological urge to procreate was a thing for men too..

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Unsanitary.
Wash your hands after preparing kebab la.

*sets do-not-disturb*
Thanks

Ask a tinder slag to make you her cuck

might go shout abuse at a policeman

I don't spend my money, I buy good quality things very very rarely and they last, I have jeans/shirts/t shirts from years ago and they are fine.

I just save the majority of my money as it gives me a sense of relief knowing if I had to quit my job I have some spends to get about.

My work pension is very generous so I make the most of it.

I do enjoy eating out (can't now) and the odd takeaway so that is probably my biggest expenditure.

Actually am very frugal, carry a refillable water bottle everywhere and only drink water/green tea, run and use the gym, don't drink casually only socially and walk everywhere under an hour away.

*Enables read receipt*
*Copies in director*
*Goes back in time and adds below clarification*

John, please see Karen's email - I presume you are happy for colleagues to continue as is?

Do you want a medal or what?
Jog on

just want a gf and then a wife, its practically impossible here, I lose respect for every girl I fuck and then can't make any meaningful relationship with them and then just stop caring

my hobbies are. . .
travelling
parties
yoga
music

same but i don't even do it on purpose, deadset don't know what to spend my money on. I'm completely content with the minimalist meme

hobbies: pooing, getting (You)s, bluffing about having good posts in store

show us those tits then

kek true

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Exact same senpai, I've unironically always been like this.

I am happy with a decent smartphone, mac, electric toothbrush and my pricey running watch/shoes.

Not arsed about cars/expensive clothing/jewellery anything like that.

Don't do it to be minimalist just do it cos I've always been like that

Having a cheeky 5pm cuppa lads

Exact same senpai, I've unironically always been like this.

I am happy with a decent smartphone, mac, electric toothbrush and my pricey running watch/shoes.

Not arsed about cars/expensive clothing/jewellery anything like that.

Don't do it to be minimalist just do it cos I've always been like that

Excellent post
Very well versed in corporate life and comms if I do say so myself

death to rich people, the police, the monarchy, and tories

Have 16kg of strong flour in store.

Have 16kg of strong flour in store.

LARP

dave

fucking MANIAC

sometimes white people take it too far

Alrighty I think I've decided on getting a bottle of Kraken spiced rum. Should I consider anything else?

Alrighty I think I've decided on getting a bottle of Kraken spiced rum. Should I consider anything else?

Good luck

nuh uh

chinks like eating bat soup

I woke up at 3pm so it's fine lmao.

joke that tesco won't refund your delivery saver plan, despite them being unable to fulfil their part of the contract for the past two weeks and the next three weeks
shan't be shopping with them in future, i may become a sainos man

yeah i know wha....
*looks at any non-white country*
oh

Too drunk from last night to do any work. Going to turn mouse jiggler on and go back to sleep

Fuck off

after rent i could easily live on neet allowances

earn 60 grand but essentially just save

after rent i could easily live on neet allowances

earn 60 grand but essentially just save

WHAT?!?!?!??

no you

G'day lads, (albeit more Australian lads on this one) I would like to start investing. From a brief glance Commsec only seems to invest in ETFs, and BT allows me to buy Australian shares, but not global (again I've only had a cursory perusal)
Is there any platform or means for me to invest in shares overseas as a new invester?
Cheers

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I reject the normie sleep pattern. Why would I want to be awake during the worst part of the day (7am-4pm)?

Inherited a house from nan and my parents gave me 50k to renovate it.

>i didn't know how to tie my laces till I was in secondary
same lad
the aussie milennial's burden

No you

okay tarq

ay yoo that's my jam. drink that with dry ginger ale and a slice of lime

did they kill kubrick for making eyes wide shut?

The NHS has just prescribed me 3 enemas a day for 3 months

alright richo, can I have some

wish i could do the same
hate mornings

i still don't tie my laces correctly, my dad always has a go/laughs at me whenever i'm round his and he sees me tying my shoes
it works just fine though, so i don't see the problem

any velcro man in

Don't worry I know grown men who clearly have no idea how to tie shoelaces. The go all out on the granny knot and it's a mess that keeps getting loose

It'll probably be my undoing in the end when I get a call for an interview at 9:10am, or have uni exams scheduled for 8am (again).

what method do you use?

wrap it round my shoe

Grow up
How is playing on that stupid computer of yours going to get you a job?!!?