Hey yo /brit/

there is literally nothing wrong with open relationships

>tfw not short black GF who I could toss around the room like a ragdoll and fuck in all sorts of bizarre positions

...

this is not the real /brit/ you have been fooled

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NOT impressed.

v. good

why are eastern europeans so much better looking than western women?

yes it is now you fool

Trying out the very freshly roasted coffee beans from Kokoda today lads. You gets a mild, fruity burst at first, and then the nutty, bold flavours slowly reveal themselves. Definitely a worthwhile experience, though I think I prefer the ones from PNG which were a bit bolder and less fruity.

>Trying out the very freshly roasted coffee beans from Kokoda today lads. You gets a mild, fruity burst at first, and then the nutty, bold flavours slowly reveal themselves. Definitely a worthwhile experience, though I think I prefer the ones from PNG which were a bit bolder and less fruity.

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/brit/ is full of cucks...

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yeah I bet you'd like a fruity burst with a nutty aftertaste you utter queer freak

Go pay your TV license and pretend you like tea, wanker

heard there might be a global food shortage soon
just go to maccas

For me it's a love of tea and coffee (and beer)

Finally got 10k in savings lads

The so-called gf is making crepes for breakfast

Just caught Zapdos

shaved my balls so i can draw faces on them and stage a punch and judy play

Is Finlad still around? Haven't seem him in a while.

Is it bad if me and the gf quarantined in separate places and I don't miss her but I miss the ex who I haven't seen in over a year?

Greggs has been closed for a while. Slowly going into sausage roll withdrawal.

haven't seen him in a couple weeks either lad

More of an 'uno man myself

hey /brit/, curious, do relig. people in your cunt still talk about the zinc-depleting, retina-destroying harmful effects of masturbation around you?

I never miss

I ruddy well hope not

tell her to make omelettes

What is it with aussies and finlad?

Me? I just kill everything with my starter and grind when he's too weak.

Need porn out of business

what is it with wimply-nods and tanty-figgums

I refuse to communicate with the mentally deficient so I wouldn't know

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Ever seen a pig eating trash you throw at it, like peels and all that ? How it's delicious for the pig, he goes all in with no shame, not a care in the world, and just stuffs himself, drooling everywhere with drops flying ? That's exactly how I'd take care of the breasts of the woman in OP.

Don't believe so (went to religious schools for primary and high school and never heard wanking mentioned once).

Sex before marriage seems to be the big new demon among the hardcore bible thumpers.

One more for the good guys.

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he’s a genuine and earnest lad, I think we lean towards that

I'm secretly a mutt but don't tell anyone

religious people are mentally deficient...b-b-but the christian denomination of nobel laureates and I-I personally feel distant and cross-eyed when I fap!

insane how there are people like this among academic and first world communities

poor cops

Toil just cut half my shifts for the week lads

I'm 100% white (Portuguese). Don't lump me in with the mutts.

call me a radical but I think people should only have sex with their spouses

why doesn't Yas Forums rear its ugly head to white-passing mutts? the most dangerous since your spawn will be sperging 20 years down the line over that 1.4% mix

youtu.be/9uYhIiW6lok

I am 100% Euro and no one believes me either, I feel for you brother

call me a radical but I think people should only have sex with their dogs

cringe country ngl

i suck the juice out me mams tits till i was free

call me a radical

please

Radical

listen here summerfag, I don't know what subreddit brought you here, but you need to leave. Now...

Can /brit/ beat women in a street fight ?

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Show me one brit that white

based. got a source?

>nigger reaches for the piece
>cop #1 slips, spergs, pushes cop #2 and runs away
what a fucking dumbass, he could've drawn and blown that nigger away like lint

Call me radical, but everyone should should use commas appropriately.

board allegiance to Yas Forums is the same nonsense, in fact cuckoldry to a forum is cringe af instead of picking and choosing what you need

>Unhand me you contemptible witch. You haggard old crone.

>Do you find your continued use of my personal space to be a source of amusement, you contemptible harlot? That perhaps because I am a negro man I would relish in the chance to engage in playful ass-fondling with a succubus of a white slag such as yourself? No. Do not distinguish yourself with such flattery. No means no, and I should not even have to utter it in 2019.

>I madam, am a respected thespian. I have spent my time hailing the monologues of a plagued "Othello" to a packed house, and I have had the pleasure of playing Will Smith's friend and Hilary's first love interest, Ice Tray on one "Fresh Prince of Bel-Aire". When it came time to prepare for my role as The War Machine, I went absolutely, meticulously method and had an actual War Machine suit constructed by Bill Gates and MIT. I am an honorary colonel in the Air Force and I have the authority to level this entire podunk studio with a drone strike after a single phone call.

>You traipse onto MY set one fateful day, and haughtily sachet lazily into your shoe-in role as Disney's faux-empowering cunt of the week? Why my dear, your only commanding performance in your entire career was that of performing fellatio on that hack Fieg, gladly gyrating your square, grandmotherly buttocks around his office before giving a speech on feminism. You sicken me, you tepid, two faced, shrew.

>Do you have any idea what personal space is, Larson, you feckless, autist? As a matter of fact, as far as examples of femininity go, I couldn't possibly imagine a worse woman for trans kids to look up to. Shame on you.

>Enough of this blasted chicanery. This interview is over. You over-priced, venereal disease-carrying prostitute, don't you ever, ever even think about so much as looking in my direction again or I'll use every connection at the Academy that I posses to ensure you die of a cocaine overdose.

>Such absolute, shameless harlotry. I won't have it.

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Missed a great rape opportunity

they're not known to be a tanned people?

The hell is wrong with you Pajeets?

call me radical but everyone who goes clubbing on a regular basis needs to be introduced to a rope

I'm a big guy and I would avoid hitting a woman just because I could seriously injure her.

why are you even thinking about rape in that situation?
I would hesitate to hit a woman unless I was in actual danger (she had a weapon, wouldn't stop, etc) but only because of legal issues. Have had to shove a couple women away and it worked pretty well for me

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cooor got him there tbf

early defecator gets the cleanest hole

Loom into my eyes and tell me you wouldn't

Would be pretty autistic to be losing your mind because you haven't been out dancing to obnoxious music and fucking strangers for a whole week

no, it really wouldn't be

expected more of you BAT lad

well no not really, as autistic people are known to struggle in social situations such as clubbing

Sorry, Canada

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I was saying that because Yas Forums has been dead for some time now

If you threaten somebody, you should be ready for taking a punch. I don't see anything wrong in this picture, except a woman who somehow believes she'll take down a man twice her weight. Equal rights, yes, but equal left too.

go see a doctor or something

Just always average male grip strength is enough to easily crush a female trachea. People underestimate how much stronger men are from women.

>We will bury you!

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putting the kibosh on a nigger

sucking a seal

Proper lad.

can coronavirus spread through anal sex?

asking for a close friend

interesting thought but a bit out of left field

>no, it really wouldn't be
soyface

why are you doing that to that cute baby phoque?

use to think about this while choking my ex during sex. how easy it would be to put a bit more pressure on and kill her

very odd stance you've taken, your assertions are completely against the grain of reality

There's a great irony that in normal times I rock into the office between 9 and 9.30 and this WFH toil has meant I haveto be up working at 7.