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Going to read metamorphosis at work tonight, what am I in for bros?

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the Kafka classic or the meme doujin?

Do they really believe the things they say or is it all ironic?

Already read the doujin, going for the Kafka classic

Christianity is a desert religion

I miss the 60s

Stranger: Hey

You: do you cut yourself

Stranger: Sometimes

You: thats fucking weird

Stranger: fuck off nigger

Stranger has disconnected.

>tfw another user backs me up in an online argument

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never thought I'd say this but you have a worse gimmick than fk or ale mate

>MATE

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It's very good. A short read and Kafka has a way of dragging you into his nightmare. If you like it I'd recommend The Trial, it has more cultural critique and less self-loathing.

whats my gimmick?

My doggo is dying bros ;_;

Who was in the wrong here, bros?

I downloaded The Castle in case I finish it and still have time at work, is it worth the read as well?

constant whining

i dont want to toil tonight

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the Governor of New York is evil
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begging for a crumb of /cum/'s attention

My condolences

sorry to hear that user

read the Tibetan book of the dead to him so he knows what to do

gimme the tldw, dore is long winded at the best of times

I really enjoy this webm

You: where do you get drugs from

Stranger: my neighborhood

You: sounds like a shitty neighborhood. Which drugs do they sell>

Stranger: PCP, Weed, Meth, Crack, Cocaine, Heroin, DMT

Stranger: and much more

You: who the fuck sells PCP and DMT

You: are you from cali

Stranger: maybe

You: im from canada wbu

Stranger: North Carolina

You: they sell all that up there?

Stranger: oh yeah

You: yeah but who the fuck sells pcp and dmt tho, you live in a rich neighborhood

Stranger: kinda

You: interesting

You: how was pcp

Stranger: dont do it

Stranger has disconnected.

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You will not escape the fact Jesus is Lord and Savior

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jesus was a jew

I like this webm too

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i like anime pictures too
been quite awhile since i watched one

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''When the levee breaks'' is the best Led Zeppeling somng and one the best song of the history of the human universe

>You: how was pcp
>Stranger: dont do it
lmao pussy

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Jesus was a good guy but Buddhism is truth

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You: i will die for you

Stranger: That’d be waste

You: life is a waste

You: life isn't a gift

Stranger: True true

You: i love you

Stranger: But still probably shouldn’t kill yourself

You: i will die for you

Stranger: Dang, are you seeing a therapist?

You: i want to die for you, i will do anything for you, my life is a waste, you give it meaning

Stranger: Bullshit I do maybe the next guy would

Stranger has disconnected.

drinking energy drink super late

have you tried PCP
how was PCP
do you want to do PCP
How many times have you tried PCP

It's been forever since I've read it but I found it more difficult to get through than his other stuff. Just as surreal and more darkly but it kind of meanders.
Thanks, now I want to re-read Kafka, it's been too long. I just finished re-reading the Dune series and it was just as good as I remembered, if not better. But I haven't gone on another lit binge since.

darkly funny*

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This shit slaps.

Kashmir is their best song

3-meo-pcp
3-ho-pcp
3-meo is too dark and confusing
3-ho is ok but not something i would do regularly. cheap and potent though.
overall i prefer ket of 2fdck.
want to try dck and o-pce

that one gets a little boring at some point
wtlb is long enough

how in the fuck did you buy research chems if those ones are illegal

>Problems With Two-Way Conversation
>Unusual Reactions in Social Settings
>Using Odd Words or Phrases
>Intense Focus on One Topic
>Lack of Empathy
>Behavioral Disturbances
>Deficits in Language Comprehension
It really makes you think...

Can the Spanish speakers in here help me out? What are some good movies to watch in Spanish? Trying to improve my Spanish listening skills. I've already seen Pan's Labyrinth, The Orphanage, and some dubbed Disney/Pixar movies that people have recommended to me in the past.

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>lmao how are drugs moved across international borders
git gud

I am worried that all of these pills are going to damage your health

I hope it does.

>are going to

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international trophy hunting doesn't offend me because of the animals being killed
i do however find it to be very gay and cringe though
t. hunter

I'm Anglo but if you liked Pan's Labyrinthe, del Toro's 3rd film "The Devil's Backbone" is fucking kinooo. Also why not like a spanish podcast or you have google don't you?

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Forgot to mention that TDB is completely in Spanish

yeah but how

Would it be a major step forward in achieving utopia if North American countries decided to stop accepting new immigrants?

>film

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>bc infection rate is still stagnant despite not even instituting a lockdown

Thanks. I've liked all of the Del Toro movies I've seen, so I'll check that movie out. I've tried podcasts, but right now I need something with Spanish subtitles because my listening skills aren't good enough yet to keep up with a normally paced conversation.

i feel like shit

No films for the upcoming summer

>order from vendor
>vendor ships in envelope
>CBSA too busy to check every piece of mail
>CBSA too busy to bust you for personal use amounts if they do
>shows up later
>insert in nose

why are normies flipping the fuck out after two days of lockdown/quarantine

how do they spend their free time normally? do these people literally go to large public social events daily?

based Nolan will release Tenet

Banger alert

spent all day watching the ozarks buds
guess its alright. off to toil to watch always sunny, maybe that the hunt movie. maybe star trek ep. don't think there is a lot of toil going on at toil hehe...