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BING BONG BING BONG
BONG BONG BONG BONG
BING BONG BING BONG
BONG BONG BONG BONG edish

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so lads

Before this pandemic I was:

Work flirt chad
Happy
Confident
Direction in life
Hardly posting here
Master of no fap

Now during this pandemic I’m:
Sad
Depressed
No flair with gyaldem online
Posting here a lot more
Not broken no fap but have browsed porn sites edging

Lads

I am so fucking depressed

I was literal chad before this.

wahey

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bongclaps

Only if they send their women here.

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is it charles or william becoming king once the old bag croaks

Is Google down you mong?

BOLT BAD
*throws bottle*

before this epidemic i was a heroin addict who felt guilty about
now after, i am a heroin addict who feels guilty about it except not really

wow he's just like me

>tfw will never be a man and will always be grown up child

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Chad is definitely not a wagecuck and orders girls off tinder like pizza.

charles

yes

Charles mate pretty obvious

mhmhmhmmm chocolate dick

FLATTEN

THAT

CURVE

thought he was considering passing it to william

haha 190 really do be like that

retuuuuurn the slab

why's that

Not at all confirmed, likely he’d do it for a wee while first

he cute!

when elizabeth passes the crown will fall

get yer mum to sit on it

mad to think many people haven't done a manual labour job like potwashing before

mad that in the early 1900s there were still wild tigers in turkey and iraq

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Based ancient spee poster

lack all assertiveness and know how of being a man. Also havent subdued many women in my life.

Irish Republicans for hire

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>many
FONT

if you're just going to post retarded opinions on /brit/ every day you may as well just get back into your opiate addiction and numb yourself into a zombie state so i dont have to see them any more

Good little bootlicker

it was only 1 haha

I thought it was crazy that there used to be lions all over europe, even in Britain and Ireland at one stage

very suspicious that the Queen of England is still not dead.

*fucks you*

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strongly suspect i had coronavirus last week

*bungs a bob for Big Ben's bong*

The obsessed mick is here.

youtube.com/watch?v=k2_zUPppjF4

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Not much vegetation in some of those areas, wonder how they lived

Weird how in the US woman love tall guys but in the UK women specifically seek out shorter guys for casual sex.

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>same height as me

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>feel sorry for me

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Suck a nigger dick Ængcuck

his lover's father invented boxing
that very man would be the end of him too

the royals are actually pretty popular but i don't think anyone likes charles

i'm not a boot licker i'm a heels kisser

>5ft 6
There some sort of turt army in the uk?

Shut up man

Why do you fucking incel freaks have some sort of a personal qualm with nurses because people are expressing their appreciation for them in a time of crisis. Go outside. Have sex. Contrarian retard.

more of a ball hitter me

5ft8 is a bit short like innit. Nearly the size of a woman

what are people gonna do when it turns out this entire virus thing was fake to get people under "lockdown?"
will people even stop trusting the media?
what the fuck will it take?

Genuinely dont believe this for a second, dont even see how this is possible.

Has Yas Forums been lying to me all these years??

Toil is shite NEET, and doing it for 13 hours straight is worse.

lights off but i can still see
heavy consumption of carrots served me well

Hope they add a height feature to tinder

Will slap on 6’1 even tho I’m only 6’0 loooool

a time of fake crisis

I've noticed this literally every shagger I've met has been kinda shortish and most of the incels I know are lanky.

the lion is an English animal

the clapping really set off the teenagers on here

>Why do you fucking incel freaks have some sort of a personal qualm with nurses because people are expressing their appreciation for them in a time of crisis. Go outside. Have sex. Contrarian retard.

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because they laughed at lachlans small penis

>Go outside
Contrarian retard.

reckon we should clone Vicky back to life and make her the queen again

>Go outside. Have sex.
literally can not do that though can we

ah at last
the men have arrived!

Okay little guy
*pats you on your head while you snarl about nurses like a freakish runt*

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That's nice and all but it's not a shade on
>His Excellency President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin, VC, DSO, MC, CBE, Lord of all the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Sea, and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular

reckon we shouldn't do that

>lanklets

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why would anybody want to implement a lockdown you retard??

They can't fathom doing a good deed and having other people feel good about them for doing it, very sad.

wait... so it isn't over?

m'lady has been attacked, i shall call the villainous cur an incel and protect her pure and innocent reputation

Lads all my social media accounts are currently getting hacked by those bastards from Houseparty

>UGH!!!11!! I FUCKING HATE NURSEZ
>LOOK AT THIS NURSE DOOD ISNT SHE SUCH A FUCKING ROASTIE AHHHH

Shut the fuck uppp kid

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Need to take a picture and plaster on social media though so people respond, you insecure tart. Bore off.

>>Hardly posting here
you were here literally every day noti]hing has changed you can't get drugs now

*goes outside and claps at 8PM*

tee hee i'm a good person and helping :v

unpatriotic republican subhuman

because us big lads arent tamed

I can still get drugs

might pray for death again tonight

This is bait since there's no height option on tinder

Oh dear oh dear, the /britfeel/ floodgates are open.

Yeah maybe it goes viral and the government get pressured into buying the required PPE

chad doesn’t use tinder bc he gets enough attention irl

except I wasn’t

violence is fully justified against open border advocates

you've got me confused with someone else
I like nurses
my cousins a nurse
get your facts right silly leprechaun man

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shelf stockers are bigger heroes than nurses unironically

do they really?

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what is britfeel? it sounds like the Yas Forums general but might also be from Yas Forums since there's little difference there

bootlicking freak

kek

She was shite m8
>husband died
>guess I'll fuck off and not do my duty for literal decades

Problem with a lot of you uncles is that you view other people as equal, subconsciously. That’s why you get so upset over trivial things such as nurses and clapping. Why should you care. Realistically speaking none of it matters. Other humans are animals really and all they can offer you is their resources and their bodies (females). You need to all chill out.

Who mentioned tinder? Nice cope

It's frpm badoo
metro.co.uk/2018/05/23/these-are-the-most-desirable-heights-on-dating-apps-7572051/

why would governments want to control people haha yeah not like them is it

Okay little guy that’s very good, but it’s time to go to bed and shut up
*pats your malformed head a little more forcefully and boots you down a flight of stairs*

nooooooo not the archiverinooooooos

They're doing the clapping thung

leftypol the kinda guy that never gets asked if he wants to stay behind for sparring

>Yeah maybe it goes viral and the government get pressured into buying the required PPE

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covid-19 is a virus
pc has virus scanner innit

state of him

Soldiers, nurses and policemen are just divas. Nobody forces you to do these jobs. You chose it freely. Go deliver kebabs or drive a taxi if you can't handle what you signed up for.

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based 1990s CBBC programming

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borderline hat, but agree for the most part

it all makes sense now

Not among successful ones no.
What's your point?

>grrrr i box im so tough man i box i must repeatedly tell everybody on brit that i have been boxing for two months
Even if I didn’t used to box or do muay thai I’d still knock your fucking head off in one fell swoop

Well Rorke?

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Seething manlet
Oh right i assumed it was tinder

wow there's a pot of cringe at the end of this rainbow

delivering kebabs is 100x harder than all of those jobs combined

Kill yourself, Mboko, you hideous jungle bunny

literally

this is how americans see us

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Seething little runt

isn't he supposed to be an aussie?

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>worst case scenario of corona virus is 16,000 deaths

LMAO what an over reaction

ok mate

>mboko is sperging out again
he'll be getting his meghan markle daily mail images out soon

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bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol-news/man-punches-boy-first-bus-3724397

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Is a bit of a hatpost like but I think it’s somewhat relevant. Like, the only purpose of other people is to make your life better. They’re all the same. A crowd of NPCs.

kel why would I be seething ya been pole

Crazy how the worst posters in /brit/ are foreigners and a tripfag.

Still yapping? Time to end this runt
*jumps from the top of the stairs onto your runt head as the sound of your head exploding into mush synthesises with your blood curdling runtish squealing*

what's the difference

keep it up
you have fans, just letting you know

thought it was 80,000

Do care I got off work with full pay, thank you based China.

need these smelly black wogs off my island pronto

lancashire regiment reporting

hate the emergency services

one is an even worse version of the other

read my posts again and tell me you still need my point explained to you

is he wrong though

Lot of virgins in tonight

Unironically reckon years of Yas Forums has conditioned me to be really insecure about my height.

Am 5'8 and before I was aware of it of course but didnt think much of it but the more I read things on Yas Forums about how women dont like manlets it started to make sense why when I walk down the street girls dont look at me. Its actually got to the point where when I go out I genuinely seeth in jealousy when I see tall lads and cant help but think how easy they have it. Need to snap out of it.

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British national treasure Rolf Harris

190 is a 27 year old man child

>clock ticks past midnight
>multiple personalities, virgin freaks and foreigners appear all at once
I'm out lads, see you tomorrow.

Worst posters on /brit/ are unequivocally brits. You’re trash. But it’s your general, so fair dinkum mate. Just be grateful I’m here to make it better you little piglet.

you being one of them yeah?

yeah

alright then

imagine all the domestic violence going on

yeah
you

mad how we colonized them and they all speak dutch
youtube.com/watch?v=gAe2NWXqeBs

would you?

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No

SABANDAAA SEE SIBBBING SEEE!!

mate most men are near incels these days you're just normal.

Formerly Australian

Based. Mboko absolutely seething.

people don't care irl bar copping a bit of banter people don't care.

Hope all you lads are enjoying lockdown. I live with my parents and they're both out of work since coronavirus. My sis is home from uni since they cancelled all her exams. I'm the only one working since it's business as usual for my jew boss, god forbid his profit margins drop. Toiling away in my boring but comfy accountant job I'm actually the breadwinner in the house and paying for everything. Feels strange. My mum and dad are nicer to me although my sister is still a cunt

>>>/brit/feel

clapping literally does nothing
>ooh it shows the idiots in the nhs that we care about them or something
wow
feelings??
get real
if you actually cared about the NHS you'd stop being a timewaster

Taken some phenibut

>Unironically reckon years of Yas Forums has conditioned me to be really insecure about my height.
No shit? You’re still a soft minded runt hahah you’re so easily manipulated, I bet I could get you to suck me to completion after a week of psychological abuse

>I was about to be done with the book after nine long years but the virus stopped me!
based fat man

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reminds me of what mitchell and webb look sketch

I dont think you understand how control works, the government needs people working to boost the economy and fuel the budget, right now the government is spunking it so people can put food on the table and so the economy doesnt sink.

Better or worse than when the All Blacks lose, you reckon?

found a folder of old gimmicks i made when i was a teenager that never caught on, might post them

fuck off johnny foreigner

KA-POW!

Nope. 16000 dead, 32000 hospitalised and 64% infected is worst case scenario for NZ. Well worth crashing our economy with no survivors because less than 1% of the population might kark it and the rest would be in bed with the flu for a week

I'm 5'8 and have a very easy time of it.
It's not your height it's probably just because you're average looking like most people.

LOL YOU FUCKING MANLET

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You're a black cancer Mboko. Kill yourself.

Isn’t it true that 190 is still in uni and he’s like 25? He got his A levels fucking ages ago looool what’s he at the little waster

everything is heightened (pardon that it wasn't on purpose) on the ol 'channel doesn't come with the context that real life brings, don't pay too much attention to it

way-hee

missing the french poster ngl

bog sim his sargon

why did she ghost me lads

don't you have a general for irish posters?
/eire/
I bet there aren't so many Brits in there
so why are you here?
get lost on your way to blow up a post office or something?

ive had at least 3 times a week since i was 17

ha. you wish.

Unhealthy amount of seethe

Hope you lads have some sex when the lockdown ends