/brit/

Want to go on a night out in Sunderland again it was maddddd

So are the niggers in London managing to stay in then?

FUCKED IT

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yes I poo
so do you
number two
in the loo

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Dissociating lads

Genuinely believe he wanted the best for everyone.

What's your most time spent on website breakdown? Me:

45% reddit
20% Yas Forums
15% pornhub
5%- other porn sites
15%- Economist/ New York Times

am comfy in bed but I need a wee
and once I'm out of bed I'm up doing all sorts
oh well

listening to some blink 182
great band

Boy Afraid
Prudence never pays
and everything she wants costs money
But she doesn't even like me
And I know because she said so
In the room downstairs,
She sat and stared
In the room downstairs,
She sat and stared
I'll never make that mistake again

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how would i ever even know that
piss off and shut up

>Genuinely believe he wanted the best for everyone.
HAHA yeah good one kid go and write a blog about it

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videos.dailymail.co.uk/preview/mol/2020/03/26/3090561734818707805/636x382_MP4_3090561734818707805.mp4

toilberg wants to either reduce hours or put us on borisbucks
tempted to take the state-backed neet time honestly, if I get reduced hours then I'll probably get the same money I would on furlough anyway

bruv you think quarantine is bad what about the mandem locked up in the hmp inniy

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tune
youtube.com/watch?v=H8iDrGW39EA

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seaside is live and steaming

youtube.com/watch?v=69yOpSOVG6I

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>the youthquake

Missy angling for some BWC here.

would you?

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why do i hear boss music?

youtube, google, Yas Forums, facebook, twitter, insta, snapchat, spotify, ereader - 99%

winamilliontree.com - 0.5%
imswinging.com - 0.5%

that's what all communists say
then they get in power and five years later they're doing a broadcast telling people who are starving like dogs that if they misbehave they'll be killed, and they'll actually have a bite of food while doing the broadcast as if to rub it in

incident people
pff

sorry i`ll turn it down

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i'd fuck them up

I'd go out expecting the police to do their fucking job.

Just rewatched the Novara media coverage of the election

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I'd call the police obviously
for all the good that'd do

OPEN THE 8TH PAGE OF YOUR NEAREST BOOK

POST THE 8TH WORD

THE RESULTS WILL SURPRISE YOU

but what if the killer only targeted the old and the infirm?

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Drake's son looks......unique

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newspeak

youtube.com/watch?v=OtVuivhlwEg

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haha comedy gold

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kek

lemonkey

why thank you
I choose to interpret this reply as being your way of rewarding me for a good post

Is this the Sneed people speak of?

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LOL

the youthquake

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such

Imperia

"the"

He's a social democratic puppet

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Cross

so fucking depressed

State of her neck.

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how does that even support her head

perusing gaming pc's de lads

she fit but has awful just awful tits

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time for some marmite on toast lads

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gutter oil, shes probably chained to the wall in a romanian brothel right now

very sad state affairs when you can't look past someone's politics

N

about a girl that was never interested in you? Absolute state

the

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love the toryreich, i love it to bits.

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>bring on #indyref2
actually delusional wtf

think I literally came when the exit poll came out

so depressed
so lonely
so tired
in pain

seaside is beating up a wardrobe

This is literally cultish behaviour. When Scientologists do this people go mad.

no because that’s the chad life you just don’t give a shit

I’m depressed about living in a pandemic during my prime and being held indoors

How's BoJo going lads?

going to put the poppets in the freezer brb

I do not fear death

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narrateur

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never got people calling him a literal nazi
he's very obviously not

sprained my ankle
fucking cunt
live at the top of a flight of stairs too, i'm actually seething

I wonder if he will ever realise there is almost no difference between tory and labour?

just left wing simps

No highway, freeway, motorway
No bus, no boss, no rain no train

Don't know 4 6 or 8

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oh what a sad looking specimen

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>simp

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>Haiti has been an empire twice
>Haiti has been a kingdom twice
>there have been four Haitian republics
wtf

Nobody has seen Boris Johnson in the flesh in centuries.

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no good mate sorry to hear

what ethnicity is this

Charles has recovered so things look good for Boris.

not really much of an empire though was it

let my gf do this to me once
didn't look half bad ha

America is coronating their new King right now

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fuck off i don't like getting replies unrelated to my post

bring me the platinum chip or i`m cancelling your bennies

>Charles has recovered
damn it

is this true?

>French colony
They learned from the best.

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got to stop consuming media, can't stop feeling lonely

Lezzers sweating at this image

oh thats good to hear
glad for are charles

just found the most silly looking pc on earth
ebuyer.com/861377-msi-aegis-3-8rc-gtx-1060-i5-8gb-ram-2tb-ssd-gaming-9s6-b91811-090

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wtf is this real

yeah
first empire>first republic>first kingdom>second republic>second empire>third republic>second kingdom>fourth republic

ahahaha you mad lad

now where am i to go?

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might get a french gf so she can learn me words and she will say mental shit when im fucking her

expected a chinese man with a shovel

See

lads when i accept cookies from a website what days that even mean aye

means you get some biscuits in the mail

mental
always the people you least suspect

Charles is a nice bloke. He has a lot of concerns that you probably share with him.

feels like brexit was yesterday, not two months ago

you're agreeing to let them spy on you

miss my uni days of pulling random virgin lads and taking their virginities and then they treat me like a goddess haha
glad I stopped doing that

find it astonishing that more people aren't alarmed at the fact the police are literally spying on people going on harmless walks in the countryside, shopping or even for a drive

Khabib vs Tony Ferguson is cancelled

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Charles is literally part of the Australian knighthood

Didn’t ask

Fuck this gay world

same only i dropped out twice and never had sex and have still never had sex and never will

no its not

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youtu.be/K8ztYsOghs8

oh nigel j'adore quand ta petite queue le chatouille la chatte oui continue oh putain t'as la plus petite bite que j'ai jamais vu elle est vraiment ridicule oh oui putain

did the man punch the other man? envigorating

Still reckon its mental that you're not allowed to just got for a drive over there
actually fucked

hello leftypol

why does it seem like lisicki is getting turned down by a girl every week?

is so
Kebab can't leave Russia and Tony can't leave USA

khabib's in russia and tony's in the US. they can't go anywhere

they're saving tiny bits of data on your computer that lets them track you, but also things like remembering your settings on Yas Forums and staying logged in too

having a mild to moderate think

this one as well
youtube.com/watch?v=diYAc7gB-0A

*is a pleb*